The Awkward Elephant

Let’s get awkward! Scarlet & Jade: a Satanist & a pastor's kid speaking freely. No topic off limits. w/ Bonus Host Sean Hamsters https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamster https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hamster Okapi (Okapia johnstoni) https://www.britannica.com/animal/okapi https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=okapi CONTACT INFO: Email us at: Theawkwardelephantpodcast@gmail.com Send in your submissions! Instagram: theawkwardelephantpodcast www.theawkwardelephant.com Visit our AwkwardElephant's shop, for our podcast merchandise by clicking the link below! https://www.redbubble.com/people/AwkwardElephant/shop?asc=u#profile __________________________________________________ Music, editing and production by Fast Dog Studios Logo art by: Alexei Biryukoff

Let’s get awkward! Scarlet & Jade: a Satanist & a pastor's kid speaking freely. No topic off limits. Guilty pleasures w/ Bonus Host Sean https://www.boredpanda.com/guilty-pleasures/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic CONTACT INFO: Email us at: Theawkwardelephantpodcast@gmail.com Send in your submissions! Instagram: theawkwardelephantpodcast www.theawkwardelephant.com Visit our AwkwardElephant's shop, for our podcast merchandise by clicking the link below! https://www.redbubble.com/people/AwkwardElephant/shop?asc=u#profile __________________________________________________ Music, editing and production by Fast Dog Studios Logo art by: Alexei Biryukoff

Let’s get awkward! Scarlet & Jade: a Satanist & a pastor's kid speaking freely. No topic off limits. Guilty pleasures w/ Bonus Host Sean https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/guilty%20pleasure https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Guilty%20Pleasure CONTACT INFO: Email us at: Theawkwardelephantpodcast@gmail.com Send in your submissions! Instagram: theawkwardelephantpodcast www.theawkwardelephant.com Visit our AwkwardElephant's shop, for our podcast merchandise by clicking the link below! https://www.redbubble.com/people/AwkwardElephant/shop?asc=u#profile __________________________________________________ Music, editing and production by Fast Dog Studios Logo art by: Alexei Biryukoff

Let’s get awkward! No topic off limits. Juiced: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0800100/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk Silent Library TV Series: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1355620/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk Impractical Jokers: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2100976/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk Caveman TV Series: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cavemen_(TV_series) Mr Bean: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096657/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk Cop rock: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098772/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk Alley McBeal: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118254/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk Keijo: https://myanimelist.net/anime/32686/Keijo Studio Ghibli: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Studio_Ghibli Animaniacs: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animaniacs Jerry springer: https://jerryspringertv.com/ Dinosaurs: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101081/ Beavis and Butt-Head: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beavis_and_Butt-Head The Ren and Stimpy Show: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101178/ King of the Hill: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118375/ The Magic School Bus: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108847/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk Friends: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108778/ Seinfeld: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098904/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk Alf: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090390/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk Bay watch: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096542/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk The Gumby Show: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0050022/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk The Cosby Show: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086687/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk Saved By The Bell: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086687/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk Full House: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092359/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk Married with Children: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092400/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk Comedy Central Roasts: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt15561558/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk Rosanne: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094540/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk The Big Bang Theory: https://www.imdb.com/t

Let’s get awkward! Scarlet & Jade: a Satanist & a pastor's kid speaking freely. No topic off limits. What is body modification: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_modification Modification or Mutilation: https://mancunion.com/2011/11/29/body-modification-or-mutilation/ Psychological motivation for body: modification https://www.painfulpleasures.com/community/blog/tattoo/psychology-body-modification/ Brian Eberle: award winning tattoo artist: https://www.facebook.com/brian.eberle.18?mibextid=ZbWKwL Audacious Ink Tattoo Studio in Morris: https://www.facebook.com/audaciousinktattoo?mibextid=ZbWKwL CONTACT INFO: Email us at: Theawkwardelephantpodcast@gmail.com Send in your submissions! Instagram: theawkwardelephantpodcast www.theawkwardelephant.com Visit our AwkwardElephant's shop, for our podcast merchandise by clicking the link below! https://www.redbubble.com/people/AwkwardElephant/shop?asc=u#profile __________________________________________________ Music, editing and production by Fast Dog Studios Logo art by: Alexei Biryukoff

Let’s get awkward! Scarlet & Jade: a Satanist & a pastor's kid speaking freely. No topic off limits. Word Association w/ Bonus Host Sean CONTACT INFO: Email us at: Theawkwardelephantpodcast@gmail.com Send in your submissions! Instagram: theawkwardelephantpodcast www.theawkwardelephant.com Visit our AwkwardElephant's shop, for our podcast merchandise by clicking the link below! https://www.redbubble.com/people/AwkwardElephant/shop?asc=u#profile __________________________________________________ Music, editing and production by Fast Dog Studios Logo art by: Alexei Biryukoff

Let’s get awkward! Scarlet & Jade: a Satanist & a pastor's kid speaking freely. No topic off limits. W/ our bonus host Sean. Warehouse job description: https://resources.workable.com/warehouse-worker-job-description Morbid: A True Crime Podcast: https://instagram.com/morbidpodcast?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morbid:_A_True_Crime_Podcast CONTACT INFO: Email us at: Theawkwardelephantpodcast@gmail.com Send in your submissions! Instagram: theawkwardelephantpodcast www.theawkwardelephant.com Visit our AwkwardElephant's shop, for our podcast merchandise by clicking the link below! https://www.redbubble.com/people/AwkwardElephant/shop?asc=u#profile __________________________________________________ Music, editing and production by Fast Dog Studios Logo art by: Alexei Biryukoff

Let’s get awkward! Scarlet & Jade: a Satanist & a pastor's kid speaking freely. No topic off limits. Pranks gone wrong: https://www.insider.com/april-fools-day-pranks-gone-wrong-2019-3 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_Fools%27_Day Pranks for kids: https://www.womansday.com/life/g26974750/april-fools-pranks-for-kids/ Best Pranks: https://www.readersdigest.ca/culture/best-april-fool-pranks/https://www.marca.com/en/lifestyle/us-news/2022/04/01/6247152bca474197778b4616.html April Pranks gone wrong: https://www.rd.com/list/april-fools-pranks-gone-wrong/ April Fools that ended very badly: https://www.insider.com/april-fools-day-pranks-gone-wrong-2019-3 CONTACT INFO: Email us at: Theawkwardelephantpodcast@gmail.com Send in your submissions! Instagram: theawkwardelephantpodcast www.theawkwardelephant.com Visit our AwkwardElephant's shop, for our podcast merchandise by clicking the link below! https://www.redbubble.com/people/AwkwardElephant/shop?asc=u#profile __________________________________________________ Music, editing and production by Fast Dog Studios Logo art by: Alexei Biryukoff

Let’s get awkward! Scarlet & Jade: a Satanist & a pastor's kid speaking freely. No topic off limits. 10 Christian Beliefs That Aren’t in the Bible: https://medium.com/belover/10-key-christian-beliefs-that-arent-in-the-bible-9843fd9ef40a Torn, the book: https://www.christianbook.com/rescuing-gospel-from-gays-christians-debate/justin-lee/9781455514304/product-reviews/514305?utm_source=google&kw=21312603372&mt=&dv=m&event=PPCSRC&p=1186432&gclid=Cj0KCQiA9YugBhCZARIsAACXxeKqypjrMtEXqFzk3uX4kc64VfFZvw9al7-14LH5j9VYq7rkHH4IC54aAlQoEALw_wcB Lucifer show: https://m.imdb.com/title/tt4052886/ CONTACT INFO: Email us at: Theawkwardelephantpodcast@gmail.com Send in your submissions! Instagram: theawkwardelephantpodcast www.theawkwardelephant.com Visit our AwkwardElephant's shop, for our podcast merchandise by clicking the link below! https://www.redbubble.com/people/AwkwardElephant/shop?asc=u#profile __________________________________________________ Music, editing and production by Fast Dog Studios Logo art by: Alexei Biryukoff https://www.biryukoff.com/

Let’s get awkward! Scarlet & Jade: a Satanist & a pastor's kid speaking freely. No topic off limits. 10 Christian Beliefs That Aren’t in the Bible: https://medium.com/belover/10-key-christian-beliefs-that-arent-in-the-bible-9843fd9ef40a CONTACT INFO: Email us at: Theawkwardelephantpodcast@gmail.com Send in your submissions! Instagram: theawkwardelephantpodcast www.theawkwardelephant.com Visit our AwkwardElephant's shop, for our podcast merchandise by clicking the link below! https://www.redbubble.com/people/AwkwardElephant/shop?asc=u#profile __________________________________________________ Music, editing and production by Fast Dog Studios Logo art by: Alexei Biryukoff https://www.biryukoff.com/

Let’s get awkward! Scarlet & Jade: a Satanist & a pastor's kid speaking freely. No topic off limits. Vodka taste test episode 360 BBQ Vodka: https://vodka360.com/360-kc-barbeque/ Master of Mixes Loaded Bloody Mary Mix: https://www.masterofmixes.com/product/loaded-bloody-mary-mixer Rudy’s Liquor, Lasalle IL: https://www.facebook.com/rudys.liquors?mibextid=ZbWKwL Deep Eddy Ruby Red Grapefruit Vodka: https://deepeddyvodka.com/ruby-red/ Ketel One Botanical Grapefruit Rose Vodka: https://www.ketelone.com/vodkas/ketel-one-botanical-grapefruit-rose Seagrams Sweet Tea Vodka: https://seagramsvodka.com/products/sweet-tea-vodka/ Chopin Potato Vodka: https://chopinvodka.com/ Van Gogh Pb&j Vodka: https://chilledmagazine.com/drinks-detail/van-gogh-vodkas-pbj-vodka-cocktails/ Van Gogh Peaches Vodka: https://www.vangoghvodka.com/varieties/cool-peach/https://www.vangoghvodka.com/varieties/cool-peach/ Smirnoff Red White & Berry: https://www.smirnoff.com/en-us/products/vodkas-and-flavors/red-white-berry Smirnoff Whipped Cream Vodka: https://www.smirnoff.com/en-us/products/vodkas-and-flavors/whipped-cream Truly Strawberry Lemonade Vodka: https://trulyhardseltzer.com/vodka?gclid=Cj0KCQiAutyfBhCMARIsAMgcRJQnN-KfYVPKMTyT_RbBNTdhuH1dx-1OOBz0GYufUvXLbNGBEM_jV8EaAjplEALw_wcB CONTACT INFO: Email us at: Theawkwardelephantpodcast@gmail.com Send in your submissions! Instagram: theawkwardelephantpodcast #makingitawkward #theawkwardelephant #Theawkwardelephantpodcast theawkwardelephant.com Visit our AwkwardElephant's shop, for our podcast merchandise by clicking the link below! https://www.redbubble.com/people/AwkwardElephant/shop?asc=u#profile __________________________________________________ Music, editing and production by Fast Dog Studios Logo art by: Alexei Biryukoff https://www.biryukoff.com/

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Let’s get awkward! Scarlet & Jade: a Satanist & a pastor's kid speaking freely. No topic off limits. Jade was still traveling for this episode, so here’s the Bonus Host Sean and Scarlet dynamic again CONTACT INFO: Email us at: Theawkwardelephantpodcast@gmail.com Send in your submissions for any of these segments: Awkward Confessions So Awkward It’s Awesome Featured Awkward Instagram: theawkwardelephantpodcast #makingitawkward #theawkwardelephant #Theawkwardelephantpodcast #bedroombattlewounds theawkwardelephant.com Visit our AwkwardElephant's shop, for our podcast merchandise by clicking the link below! https://www.redbubble.com/people/AwkwardElephant/shop?asc=u#profile __________________________________________________ Music, editing and production by Fast Dog Studios Logo art by: Alexei Biryukoff https://www.biryukoff.com/

Let’s get awkward! Scarlet & Jade: a Satanist & a pastor's kid speaking freely. No topic off limits. Jade was on a trip this episode, we definitel missed him! We hope you enjoy the Sean and Scarlet dynamic too! CONTACT INFO: Email us at: Theawkwardelephantpodcast@gmail.com Send in your submissions for any of these segments: Awkward Confessions So Awkward It’s Awesome Featured Awkward Instagram: theawkwardelephantpodcast #makingitawkward #theawkwardelephant #Theawkwardelephantpodcast #bedroombattlewounds theawkwardelephant.com Visit our AwkwardElephant's shop, for our podcast merchandise by clicking the link below! https://www.redbubble.com/people/AwkwardElephant/shop?asc=u#profile __________________________________________________ Music, editing and production by Fast Dog Studios Logo art by: Alexei Biryukoff https://www.biryukoff.com/

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Let’s get awkward! Scarlet & Jade: a Satanist & a pastor's kid speaking freely. No topic off limits. https://www.history.com/topics/christmas/history-of-christmas https://www.history.com/topics/natural-disasters-and-environment/winter-solstice https://www.history.com/topics/christmas/history-of-christmas https://www.britannica.com/topic/Krampus CONTACT INFO: Email us at: Theawkwardelephantpodcast@gmail.com Send in your submissions for any of these segments: Awkward Confessions So Awkward It’s Awesome Featured Awkward Instagram: theawkwardelephantpodcast #makingitawkward #theawkwardelephant #Theawkwardelephantpodcast #bedroombattlewounds theawkwardelephant.com Visit our AwkwardElephant's shop, for our podcast merchandise by clicking the link below! https://www.redbubble.com/people/AwkwardElephant/shop?asc=u#profile __________________________________________________________ Music, editing and production by Fast Dog Studios Logo art by: Alexei Biryukoff

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