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593 Circus Animals
As a parent you have zero tolerance for any teacher preying on children in the classroom. The very thought of it makes people's blood boil. That's as it should be. But, when you're younger and in the classroom of the hot teacher that you dream about...
592 Buggin' Out
You don't have to be a Buddhist to respect other creatures and to want to coexist peacefully with all living things. But, when a bug the size of a piece of luggage comes into your house and decides to make your bathtub its new home, it's game on....
591 Battery Acid
You have a few drinks one night and you decide to pleasure yourself before you go to bed. In the morning you can't find your vibrator. There's either a mouse in your closet that is having the time of their life....or you had better go looking for that...
590 Mixed Results
Let's face it. At some time in our lives we all experience getting dumped. It's ten times worse when we're seriously in love with the other person and one hundred times worse when they dump us for a close friend. There are lot of ways to get over the...
589 Strong Immune System
When you have a toddler in the house and unexpected things happen, it's time to think very carefully about the sequence of events that may have transpired. It's no longer safe to just ignore odd coincidences. Before kids maybe your toothbrush was wet...
588 Ring Toss
Colonel Mustard with a candlestick in the dining room. Nope. It was the cleaning lady with a Swiffer in the hallway closet. Either way...the wedding rings are gone and the cleaning lady is now on a luxurious first-class vacation traveling throughout...
It's widely accepted that Gay conversion therapy simply doesn't work. However, that was before someone came up with the brilliant idea of finding the most hideous and despicable man possible and then telling the Gay man you're trying to convert to...
586 Three Days Later
The only thing worse than having to go the doctor to explain that you've left a tampon up inside yourself for the last three days is when the doctor explains to you that it's more common than you think. As a public service to women everywhere,...
585 Fuckles the Clown
There's are reason some children are fearful of clowns. They go to parties with clowns that should have retired 20 years earlier. Back in the day they might have enjoyed clowning, but now they hate little children, they're sick of making balloon...
584 Plumber Crack
When a job needs to be done and something in the house needs to be fixed it's time to call a professional. You can't just call anyone. You want to make sure they have years of experience and have earned a badge of respect in their trade. If a plumber...
583 Hunger Strike
If you're planning to go on a hunger strike you might want to make sure that somebody really cares enough about what you're protesting to give a crap about whether you die doing it or not. You don't want a bunch of people showing up with steaming...
582 Eat Chicken
Every food group has its own version of some sick, disgusting food equivalent. Beef has pink slime and meat glue, chicken has McNuggets and dairy has Cheez Whiz. It's not really something to worry about. Just do as mom did and cut off the bad parts...
581 Easter Egg
The true test of parenthood is when you fall down in the playground, twist your ankle around to the back of your head, hit the ground in the worst pain you've ever felt shooting up your leg....and you still don't let out a swear word in front of all...
580 GPS Wars
Why waste weeks of your life starving in the jungle on Survivor? Now you can test your mettle by getting dropped off in a rental car in a new city without a working GPS. Or, maybe you get a GPS, but it either overheats, the charger tip breaks off, it...
579 Full On Asshat
What do you get for two Gay Men that have everything and now have a brand new baby boy? You hop onto Ebay and you get screwed by a buyer advertising two baby boy style teethers, but only sends one...with polka dots. And, you get super screwed by a...
578 Red Star
Next time you go for take-out, make sure you check the bag for a red star. The red star doesn't mean you're the most special customer of the day. It means that someone at the restaurant thinks you're a flaming bitch. The red star means that every...
577 Gift Basket
Two words sum up the difference between Lesbians and straight women - gift basket. The straight woman's gift basket consists of bath beads, kitchen implements and a sexy apron to wear with nothing else on when your husband gets home. The Lesbian's...
576 Zip Ties
If you're in law enforcement and you're trying to solve a major crime, here's a tip. If the killer uses duct tape, it either a straight woman or a man. Real Lesbians only use zip ties. Don't feel bad...I didn't know that either.
575 Pear Shaped Head
Out of ideas for a great new side dish for your next Super Bowl party? Here's a secret - follow around an 18 month old child, watch the foods they put together and write down all those special recipes. Who can resist blueberry yogurt and black olives....
It's hard to believe that calling someone a douche is a bad thing. If you're a douche you get handled gently by a nice woman, you get inserted snugly inside a warm vagina, and you become all slippery and wet. What's not to like? Oooh...forgot about...
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