Best of Garner Andrews Show - Excess G.A.S.
Adult Loot Bags07/21/14
Garner has a couple million dollar ideas today. One involves making loot bags for grown ups, the other is starting a website full of pictures of people sleeping in their cars.
Truck Stickers and The Bunny Hug
Garner talks offensive truck stickers and we dive deep into the origins of The Bunny Hug!
Stuff You Don’t Know!
What’s a mammal? Which side of tinfoil do you use? What don’t you know? Garner talks about all of that and even a quick foray into Bra-Talk!
Fashion Faux Pas
Garner talks fashion faux pas! Specifically? Jorts (jean shorts) and Bras…or more specifically Bra Straps!
The Backwards Ballcap and Getting Sent Home from Work
The hotbed topic du jour? Wearing your ball cap backwards! And the discussion continues with your work attire that got you sent home!
Camp Talk and Getting Sent Home Becuz You Dressed Inappropriately
Garner gets onto the topic of “Camp Talk”. He also wants to know what you’ve worn to work that got you sent home!
Guys In Prison
Garner wants to hear from the Sonic ladies today. He is wondering why ladies fall for guys in prison? He also talks more about eating one restaurants food in another establishment.
Today Garner lays down the law when it comes to carpools, as he teaches you how NOT to be a deadbeat.
The Beats and The Bumps
Garn is back talking about things you dont see anymore, and today he talks about Birthday bumps. He also talks about bringing food into a restaurant and how much things cost.
Its Canada’s birthday tomorrow, and Garner celebrates by talking all things Canada.
Mascots, Lusts and The Pop In
Garner continues his conversation on mascots. He also debates a new Forbidden Lust, and talks about why he loves the ‘pop in’.
Creepy Mascots and Goose Attacks
Garner gets more calls from people talking about creepy mascots. Garn also talks about that time you were attacked by a goose.
Creepy Mascot Power Rankings
Garner gets more calls about things we dont see anymore…somehow it twists into a conversation about mascots that give you the creeps.
Its that time of year….the school year is coming to a close, and Garner wants to hear stories from teachers about the weirdest gifts they ever got from students or parents.
Things We Dont Do Anymore 3
The calls continue to pour in for ‘Things We Dont Do Anymore.” Garner looks back into the past to see how we’ve changed. Todays gem’s include: Clotheslines, sitting on a parents lap while driving, and writing down phone numbers.
Things We Dont Do Anymore 2
Garner continues to get slammed with calls with people offering up more contributions to his growing list of ‘things we dont do anymore.’
Things We Dont Do Anymore
Garner is looking in the past. He wants to discuss those things we dont do anymore. Like make calls from payphones.
Animal Attacks and No Drivers License
Garner gets a couple more calls about your brush with nature. He also revisits and old topic that is the cause of great debate: Would you date someone who didn’t have a drivers license?
Brushes With Wildlife
After seeing the video of 2 guys in Fort McMurray running into a bear, Garner talks about that time YOU had a run-in with nature! He also chats about those slight imperfections you find really attractive in someone else.
Food Trucks and Starbucks Cops
Garner gets more suggestions for his TV Food Truck idea. He also talks about the need to have special Starbucks cops, and gets an addition to the list of the Longest Minutes.
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More informationHow do you cram a weeks worth of the Garner Andrews Show into just one hour? You don’t, so we broke it into two. Highlights, lowlights, no lights. It’s Excess G.A.S., the best of the Garner Andrews Show, weekends on SONiC.
Part One - Saturday @ 9:00am, Part Two - Sunday @ 7:00pm