Books, Beer and Bullshit

It's the October edition of Books, Beer and Bullshit!!! That's right it's time for another podcast that has absolutly nothing at all to do with Halloween! Mr. Frank and Mr. Jeff are of that mind that you fine Constant Listeners have been over indulged with a plethora of Halloween themed podcasts and blog posts and you just want some thing fucked up to listen to. Here it is, your monthly dose of fucked up mayhem, madcappery, and possibly menstruation! Its time once again for Books, Beer and Bullshit!

The proof is in the pudding Constant Listeners! Books, Beer and Bullshit has returned in the space of a month to bring you more irreverent, wacky, offbeat and controversial opinions, points of views and observations. Thanks for sticking around Constant Listeners, we will keep pumping them out for as long as you keep listening to them. With that in mind hit play and enjoy another fucking episode of Books, Beer and Bullshit Podcast!

Books, Beer and Bullshit has returned from a loooooong hiatus. But we are back and now we are a lean, mean podcasting machine! Thanks for your patience Constant Listener, we hope you forgive us. Let us appologize with Episode 40 and dig our new pimp style! There will be beer, we promise!

The long awaited, never deflated, thirty ninth episode of Books, Beer and Bullshit Podcast is on the scene! A day late and a dollar short for Halloween, we conduct a readers discussion on what makes books scary. Are books even scary? We break it all down in deep political analysis in our book section. In beers, we try some local New Jersey fare. But first we must scream in our native language and then make fun of our own culture. Then it's onto the beer tasting, A Funnel Cake beer from The Forgotten Boardwalk Brewery. Can this sweet confection overcome our snooty palettes? The beer section flows into an extensive bullshiting session on kids cereals. Also in the spirit of the spooky season we go over some dope's Top Ten Boobies in Horror Movies list. Can't ever go wrong looking at boobs. Get your costumes on because its time for another creepy episode of Books, Beer and Bullshit!

Episode 38 and we're looking great! In Books: We review "The One Stop Apocalypse Shop" by Derek J. Goodman In Beer: We taste the Dogfish Head "Namaste" In Bullshit: Old Movies, New Movies (complete with a shit ton of spoilers) and observations of the publishing industry as seen through our reading habits. Press Play. Lose Over An Hour of Your Life To Us. Let Us Be Your Guilty Pleasure.

Some said it was a myth. Others said it was the impossible. Still others had already moved along... But its true! We are back with Episode 37! We never went anywhere, we were here the whole time. We want to thank YOU, Constant Listener for never giving up on us. You know we will be back eventually and we will bring a whole new hour of debauchery. What have we got up our sleeves this time? A brand new book review. A DOUBLE beer tasting. And every time you think we've pushed the envelope of Bullshitting to its limit, we got one deplorable step further, check your sensitivities at the door Constant Listener. And to top it all off, its our first OUTDOOR episode. Outta the dank and into the stank! We do it all for you Constant Listeners so we hope you enjoy, this, our latest offering of Books, Beer and Bullshit Podcast!

You're about to listen to Books, Beer and Bullshit! Its the only podcast that goes off the rails more than a drunken train engineer. Blah, blah, blah. We kick off the show with a little impromptu readers discussion. We do that because we are trying to avoid getting down to the book review for PT Hylton's Regulation 19. It was a book. That much we can tell you. In beers, we tackle the Samuel Smith Apricot. It's organic so its good for you, or us or whatever. Also its quite fruity. In bullshit, we answer the age old question, What kind of horse was Mr. Ed anyway? And then it get's good. Put on you pads and helmet because its time for another round of Books, Beer and Bullshit Podcast!

The Fox God Controls The Metal. And the podcast! In books, we bring the mayor of the podcast, Armand Roasamilia back to give a state of the reunion address. As always, Armand has a million things going on and he gives us the scoop on all the highlights. In Beer we taste something from a brewery called Clown Shoes. It features one of the greatest beer labels of all time and one of the worst fragrances of all time. In Bullshit we dissect Mr. Jeff's latest obsession. Then we talk about a dissected foot of sorts. Then get healthy on your ass and discuss a new kind of yogurt. Somehow, it all works as only it can here on Books, Beer and Bullshit!

Like sands through the hourglass, so are the Books, Beer and Bullshits of our lives! In Books, we review ESCAPE FROM SHIT TOWN by Erik Williams, Sam W. Anderson and Shane McKenzie. A story so depraved it could only be published from the fine folks at Deadite Press. Will it hold up to Books, Beer and Bullshit's exacting standards or will the proverbial shit hit the fan? In Beers, we go GROWLER! One gallon of white truffle beer will be consumed for our nefarious pleasures. Can the delicate white truffle overcome the discerning taste buds of Mr. Frank and Mr. Jeff or will another beer go down in the annals of the wall of shame? In Bullshit we cover a smattering of topics. There are celebrity daughters, author shamings, musing on Reader's Digest and even analysis of the veracity of audio books. You wanted it Constant Listener? It's in there! Hit play to receive your aural violation as only Books, Beer and Bullshit can provide!

This is a very special episode of Books, Beer and Bullshit. They are all special, it's true. This one is the weird kid in school kid of special though. In books, we interview fellow book review podcasters, Livius Nedin and Robb Olson from Booked. Podcast. They are take a more serious approach to podcasting and have an unmatched passion for examining the guts of a book and the words contained within. This is an extra long interview and discussion about podcasting in the book world. Anyone interested or inspired to start their own podcast should find some valuable discussions. Also, if you write, you may want to take notes because we lay out the types of things that we love and hate about interacting with writers through the medium of podcasting. In Beer, we tackle the refined tastes of the Smuttynose Wheat Wine Ale. It has a very unique flavor all it's own. You will just have to listen to see which side of the fence it lands on And in Bullshit... well, you're just going to have to listen. That's all that can be said. Get your puddin' faces on because it is time once again for Books, Beer and Bullshit!!!

Books, Beer and Bullshit Podcast is back already! Can you believe it?! In Books: The President of The United States of Horror, Jerry Benns of Charon Coin Press joins us to discuss the State of Horror anthology series and all things publishing. In Beers: It's a double tasting and a special in-studio guest. In Bullshit: Off the rails BSing this week includes Beer Babies, Micropenises, Natalie Portman's small assets and BS requests from you, the Constant Listener. Let your staff grow with us. Press play and we'll help shorten your day!

It's that time of the month again! Books, Beer and Bullshit time! As promised we return to interviewing with best selling zombie writer, Mark Tufo. Mark Tufo is not only a wonderful zombie story teller but also a great guy. We do have to apologize for the audio quality of our interview, the audio gods were not on our side for this interview (either that more Mr. Tufo needs a better set up). But it should be listenable and enjoyable. So if you love Mark Tufo we hope we will have unearthed some news tidbits for you and if you're not familiar with him then introduce yourselves to him now. In Beer, we travel across the pond once again to bring you the flavour of Great Britain and Sticky Toffee Pudding Beer. There a load of Cockney, Tomfoolery, knickers, pip pips and cheerios! And lastly, in Bullshit, we serve up a trifecta of laugh along goodness. First Jeff brings us a state of the world report with a terrible shortage in Venezuela. We discuss how that shortage may have helped out our very own Unofficial Official Porn Star, Draven Star. We round it out with the moment you were waiting for but didn't really know it until you get there. We won't ruin the surprise. All you have to do is press play and you're on your way to glory! Thanks again for tuning into Books, Beer and Bullshit!

Who would have thought that the big 3-0 would be such a milestone? We at Books, Beer and Bullshit are going to make a big stinking deal out of it! As we always do, we celebrate our decadant episodes with a top ten list and we pulled out the big guns this time. Thirty episodes and two and a half years worth of podcasting have produced an impressive collection of podcast history. In Episode 30, we celebrate where we have come from by listing our top 10 bullshit moments of the podcast. That is, the most funniest moments we could muster up in our storied history. So if you've been a long standing Constant Listener you will enjoy the trip down memory land and if you are a new Constant Listener you will appreciate catching up on all the madness you've missed. This is our longest episode to date, the top ten list takes up what is normally our full episode. But we would never gyp you out of an episode of Books, Beer and Bullshit so we still hold to our review of the random choice of Kate White's THE SIXES. Female authored murder mystery was not prepared for the Books, Beer and Bullshit critique I assure you. Finally we take a trip to the South Pacific and indulge in some Pinapple beer (brewed in Pennsylvania). This is a decadant episdoe that will not soon be forgotten! Thank you to ALL our Constant Listeners, no matter where you came in, we love each and every one of you!

Episode 29 is on tap for you fine Constant Listeners. In books, we get a lot of junk off our chests as far as books are concerned. There is no book review or interview this episode. Instead we make a productive bullshit session out of our lack of dedicated reading for the podcast. And you know what? It works! Listen in as we lament on the things that bug us in the current book markets. In beers; We pull out a craft from Dogfish Head. They've been successful in bringing on the podcast quality beers, can they keep up the tradition? It's a beer brewed with Wasabi. How do you think its going to go? Lastly we wrap up with bullshit about Paleoshit. Big science news lately about the oldest human poop being discovered is discussed and analyzed by the most qualified experts in the field, your very own Books, Beer and Bullshit hosts Mr. Frank and Mr. Jeff. Hear the good doctors as they weigh in on the subject. Now! Only on Episode 29 of the Books, Beer and Bullshit Podcast! Now in 2-D!

The Books, Beer and Bullshit two man wrecking crew is back once again to ruin an hour of your life! In books we review Carlton Mellick III's, CLUSTERFUCK. It's about time we got around to CM3 and he did not disappoint. In addition to our book review, Mr. Jeff tirades on the unsavory publishers who reprint books that are public domain. There are chips on shoulders that need to be griped about. In beers we give you a trio of samplings. There is a ginger beer, a mead and a craft beer. We will just let you listen in to the meat of the matter. There is a lot to taste, so come along with us for the ride. Bullshit is quick this episode. We talk about Kevin Strange's movies going up on Youtube. You can view his movie channel here. Only two more episodes to go until our big 30th anniversary episode. Enjoy it while it lasts!

Books, Beer and Bullshit returns and we've brought the two nuts with us! Mr. Frank and Mr. Jeff return from an extended hiatus to bring more calamity in the world of Books, Beer and Bullshit. Bet you didn't see that coming did ya? Books covers Wrath James White's VORACIOUS. Beer is a double shot this show! Bullshit is a lot of pornographic talk and a lesson to you you writer folks who want to be reviewed on this show. If you're reading this you've already won half the battle. Short and Sweet! Hit Play and Love Us! The Bottle Wrench Listen To Us on Stitcher The Shakoolie

Happy New Year Constant Listeners!, Allow us to be the last to wish you good health and prosperity in the new year. How else does Books, Beer and Bullshit kick off a new year of debauchery? Why, with the mayor of the podcast, Armand Rosamilia! Armand joins us for the forth time to talk about his new radio career, a slew of book releases and a VERY worthy cause he is organizing. Give until it hurts people! Then in beers we get religious and yell Sweet Baby Jesus! with the Sweet Baby Jesus Chocolate Peanut Butter Porter.Do we really need to get into it at this point? Didn't think so. Finally we run in seamlessly to the Bullshit and talk about getting duped in eBook publication dates, sex toy purchases and some stupid bowl predictions. It's all right here, right now for your unlimited consumption and it's FREE! Boys and Girls it's time again for Books, Beer and Bullshit Podcast! The Bottle Wrench Listen To Us on Stitcher The Shakoolie

You're about to listen to Books, Beer and Bullshit! Could this be the final show of 2013? Time will tell (but it could be) so make this one count! In books, we try out something entirely different. A recommendation for Mr. Jeff himself flavored with a collaborative effort from a Jersey boy. It's WICK by Michael Bunker with Chris Awalt. This is not our usual type of book to review but we both enjoyed it. Perhaps after this review a constant listener or two would like to pick it up and give it a read as well. In beers, it's the Abita Pecan Ale. It's hard to describe just how we felt about this beer. Best just to listen, learn and love. As always there is screaming in tongues and off the wall product promos. Then is time for one of the most epic Bullshits we've ever took. We start out with what very well maybe our last foray into Yahoo Answers. Then we do it, the epic unwrapping of a product no other podcast in the history of podcasts would ever dare to do... And then Mr. Jeff drinks from it. Nuff said. Hit play and have a Merry Friggin Christmas! The Bottle Wrench Listen To Us on Stitcher The Shakoolie

Can it be true? So soon?! Yes! We are back with Episode 24 of Books, Beer and Bullshit! Readers discussion this time around. We pick apart eBooks. Are page numbers going the way of the dinosaur? Will word counts be the new measure of a book and reading progress? Who the hell knows, but we wax philosophical on that subject and others in the Books section.Then things get spicy in Beers. Namely Billy's Chilies Beer. Finally, our long drawn out search for a true hot pepper beer has come to an end. The final results are in. The signature sniff's have been snuff. Will Mr. Jeff and Mr. Frank give it the yay or the nay? Listen and find out! Then lots of BS about a lot of BS. We reinvent golf. Jeff makes an observation about Kim Kardasian and we delve into the music of Kanye West. So grab the mic outta some ditsy blonde's hand and demand the award be given to Books, Beer and Bullshit! Two episodes in one month? The podcasting world has been turned on it's head! The Bottle Wrench Listen To Us on Stitcher The Shakoolie

The long awaited October Episode of Books, Beer and Bullshit has arrived... in November! Good things come to those who wait Constant Listeners! Kevin Strange has had to wait quite a long time for his epic second interview with BB&BS to air. We hope it it was well worth the wait. The material is a bit dated but the material is still solid StrangeHouse and should be checked out ASAP! The October Offensive sallies forth in to November! Beer bring a taste of the season as well. A little late as well. It's Octoberfest Beer in November. Fear not because this Octoberfest brew is a year old anyway. Get yer leiderhosen on and have a bucket ready as the BB&BS boys drink year old beer. Bullshitting has it's own fair share of dated material as well as the boys discuss the possible outcome of the World Series and then reinvent the sport to their own liking. There is also another attempt at Yahoo Answers and Mr. Jeff versus The Llama guy and the Two Trolls. We hope it's worth the wait! Enjoy and keep an eye out for the second November episode coming REAL SOON! The Bottle Wrench Listen To Us on Stitcher The Shakoolie