How to Do Everything
This Episode Is Only For Cows12/24/14
This episode is only for cows. Humans are advised to skip this and listen to one of our many human-focused episodes instead.
Cows, it turns out, hate the sound of cowbells. We try and help out our bovine friends.
Santa Claus, Ninjas and Fruitcake Toss Day
This week a Ninja Master gives Santa some tips on sneaking around and how to make 2015 the best year ever.
Hair and Apostrophes
A listener is getting laser hair removal, and it hurts. A lot. Mike and Ian help her deal with the pain, with some help from the toughest peoplethey could find.
This week we tell you how to punch someone in the face without hurting anyone and get solar power the Jackie Chan way.
We're out of the office this week, but we've put together a few Thanksgiving-ish howtos frompast shows.
Choose Your Own Adventure
How to survive family time this Thanksgiving. Plus, the moving walkway is coming to an end.
Sweat & Comic Sans
How to find all those typoos you made, and how they test out those wicking t-shirts.
We do our best to help out Josiah, who needs to beat a much stronger guy in arm wrestling. Also: nocturnal sneezing.
How To Boo Everything
A special Halloween episode with lots of zombies and scary things.
A Man and His Bike
How to get service at a restaurant and a man learns to ride a bikewithout training wheels.
The Diplomat & The Goatherd
How to correct someone gracefully, and how to mow your lawn without a lawnmower.
Sialoquents and Pricklouses
How to get the most out of your root beer, insult people from ancient times and make peace with that sneezy guy on the train.
The Bustle In Your Hedgerow
How to predict the winter, describe the taste of bubblegum, and park your blimp safely.
Doodles, Names, and Best Boys
How to make sense of the credits at the end of a movie, doodle old school, and how companies choose the names for people in their ads.
Gin and Garbage
How to freshen up with gin and we solve a stinky mystery.
Dinosaur Shirts, ATM Fees and The Flavor of Names
How to dress your Dreadnaughtus;avoid ATM fees and taste somebody's name.
The Very Large Cat
Mike and Ian help you with a common pet problem. Also, they've missed you, by the way.
Summer Vacation Postcard #2
Ian takes a visit to the National Ice Core Lab in Colorado, where they store all those thousand-year-old ice cores they pull out of Antarctica.
Summer Vacation Postcard #1
How not to get lost in the wild. A quick tip from our summer break.
- Chicago, IL