How to Do Everything
The Diplomat & The Goatherd10/17/14
How to correct someone gracefully, and how to mow your lawn without a lawnmower.
Sialoquents and Pricklouses
How to get the most out of your root beer, insult people from ancient times and make peace with that sneezy guy on the train.
The Bustle In Your Hedgerow
How to predict the winter, describe the taste of bubblegum, and park your blimp safely.
Doodles, Names, and Best Boys
How to make sense of the credits at the end of a movie, doodle old school, and how companies choose the names for people in their ads.
Gin and Garbage
How to freshen up with gin and we solve a stinky mystery.
Dinosaur Shirts, ATM Fees and The Flavor of Names
How to dress your Dreadnaughtus;avoid ATM fees and taste somebody's name.
The Very Large Cat
Mike and Ian help you with a common pet problem. Also, they've missed you, by the way.
Summer Vacation Postcard #2
Ian takes a visit to the National Ice Core Lab in Colorado, where they store all those thousand-year-old ice cores they pull out of Antarctica.
Summer Vacation Postcard #1
How not to get lost in the wild. A quick tip from our summer break.
We're on the road this week, so just a short show for you. But we will tell you the strange, tragic story of The Noid, the old Domino's Pizza mascot from the 80s.
Shipwrecked Legos and Eating Crickets
This week we tell you how to turn beach trip into a treasure hunt and how to snack on crickets.
Babies and Emergencies
How to travel with your baby, and what to do when you've really, really got to go.
Scoreboards, Scanners and Southwest
Life inside a scoreboard and how tofind the best seat on your next flight.
Water, Hawks, and 24
How to get your very own bottled water past a TSA checkpoint, defend your international tennis tournament from varmints, and protect the President.
Meatballs, Manatees, and More
How to make sense of a buffet,jump out of a plane, and swim like a manatee.
Driving, Sneezing and Zombie Cologne
This week we tell you how to fool zombies, how to sneeze in the Daytona 500 and we find another reason to love fried shrimp.
Clothes, Dice, and Food
How to save money on clothes without giving up anything but your dignity, minimize the number of fights during Monopoly, and get the excellent restaurant service you don't deserve.
Cologne, Nimrods, and The Chicago River
How to get rid of that perfume you never wear, properly call someone a nimrod, and celebrate St.Patrick's Day Chicago style.
Weather, Cats, and Hockey
How to properly make use of your cat, and how to make it in the NHL. Plus special guest meteorologist Paula Poundstone gives us our first ever weather report.
Groundhog Day, Oscars, and Squat Thrusts
We remember Harold Ramis by learning how the movie Groundhog Day was almost very different, John Lithgow tells us how to play it cool at the Oscars, and we help a listener find love at the gym
- Chicago, IL