Lost in LA Podcast with Jud Travis

Though there's really no such thing as time, this episode was recorded a few weeks ago, when Jud took the time to sit down with a prostitute and hear her side of the story. Largely unlistenable, as most things in life are, this episode serves as a reminder that one must exercise extreme caution when booking guests. "Jump" by Stevie Stone used with permission. This episode is proudly sponsored by AdamEve.com. Use promo code LOSTINLA to save big. Thanks: mom, Stevie Stone, AdamEve.com, Erica...

-Tekashi 6ix9ine isn't the only rat destroying society. -Aaron Carter, the man behind the hardcore gangsta rap cult classic, "Aaron's Party (Come Get It)," suffers a mental breakdown. -A bunch of morons are traveling to Area 51. "Public Apology" by Attila, from the album Chaos, used with permission. This podcast is officially sponsored by adameve.com. Use promo code LOSTINLA to save on all orders. Special Thanks: mom, Kalan Blehm, Attila, Erica Bystrom, Vargus Mason Recorded in the City of...

I never wanted to be a model. In fact, I've always despised models. Not only because my self-esteem is too low to invite them to a night of illicit debauchery; it's just not my thing. But today I was offered the chance to become a male model. It didn't go well. "Taste of Regret" by Of Mice & Men from the upcoming album, Earthandsky, used with permission. Buy or stream the album on 09/27. Use promo code LOSTINLA on Adam & Eve to get a bunch of free shit and free shipping. As always, thank you...

This is the last known audio recording of Jud before his mom selfishly drives the two of them off a bridge. "Chin Up" by DJ Paul used with permission. Special Thanks: mom, DJ Paul, Dove at DJ Paul Management, Erica Bystrom Recorded 07.09.19 while driving to the airport in Albuquerque, NM. www.twitter.com/judtravis www.instagram.com/judtravis www.facebook.com/judtraviscomedy

A substitute teacher in Dallas was arrested for filming a porno in her classroom. That's cool. "Sike" by Lil Wyte from the album, Still Doubted?, used with permission. Get it wherever you moronic ass clowns listen to music. Use offer code LOSTINLA on www.adameve.com right now to get 50% off almost any item and receive 3 free porno DVD's and free shipping. www.twitter.com/judtravis www.instagram.com/judtravis www.facebook.com/judtraviscomedy Special Thanks: mom, Lil Wyte, Erica Bystrom, Adam...

John Bolton looks like a pedophile. The Matrix is real. Porn is getting old. "Whisper" by Parabelle from the album, Your Starry Eyes Will Never Make Us Even, used with permission. Recorded in The City of Asssholes on 06.17.19. Adam and Eve promo code: LOSTINLA. www.adameve.com Special Thanks: mom, Parabelle, Vargus Mason, Erica Bystrom, Gabe www.twitter.com/judtravis www.facebook.com/judtraviscomedy www.instagram.com/judtravis Your starry eyes will never make us even.

There are some people in this godforsaken world who have no place being a guest on a podcast. One of them is Jud's guest on this episode. I recommend popping even more pills and booze and hardcore intravenous drugs than usual to get thru this crappy episode. "Hundid Thou Wow (feat. Billy Wes & La Chat)" by Da Mafia 6ix used with permission by DJ Paul. Use promo code LOSTINLA on adameve.com to save big! Special Thanks: mom, Dove at DJ Paul management, DJ Paul www.twitter.com/judtravis...

Jud gets on the mic late at night to talk about performing for recovering alcoholics and an ex-Bolivian lover and some corporations that need to burn in hell. "Hollywood Nights" by DJ Paul used with permission. See Jud at The Comedy Store this Friday at 7:00 pm in the Original Room. Use promo code LOSTINLA on adameve.com to receive 50% off an item and get 10 free gifts and 6 free porno movies. Special Thanks: Dove at DJ Paul management, DJ Paul, Chris Porter, mom, Erica Bystrom, Vargus Mason

The individual that pushed Jud into this cruel, miserable world stops by the studio to discuss how rude people in the City of Assholes are and provide her thoughts concerning witnessing Soulja Boy perform “Superman That Hoe.” “Say That Then (feat. Glasses Malone)“ by Problem used with permission. Listen to him wherever you donkey dicked douche daddies stream or buy music. www.instagram.com/problem354 www.twitter.com/problem354 This podcast is officially sponsored by www.AdamAndEve.com. Enter...

Topics: college admission scandal, Michael Jackson, trying to buy a monkey “Champion" by Falling In Reverse used with permission. Listen to them wherever you horse cocked hillbillies listen to music. www.facebook.com/fallinginreverseoffical www.instagram.com/fallinginreverse www.twitter.com/FIRofficial www.fallinginreverse.com This podcast is officially sponsored by www.AdamAndEve.com. Enter my exclusive code at checkout, LOSTINLA, to get 50% off almost any item plus 3 free porno DVD’s and a...

Topics: R. Kelly/Michael Jackson/political correctness/millennials/George Carlin, RIP “Blackout" by Attila used with permission. Listen to their new album, Villain, wherever you donkey dicked douches listen to music. www.facebook.com/attilaga www.instagram.com/attila_ga www.twitter.com/attilaga www.attilaband.com https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHbF0UI2-s0 This podcast is sponsored by www.AdamAndEve.com. Enter my exclusive code at checkout, LOSTINLA, to get 50% off almost any item plus 3...

Topics discussed this week include: gas station porn, The Oscars, orange La Croix, medical marijuana, suicide, and being jacked off by Asian women. “The Void" by Silent Season used with permission. Listen to their new EP, The War Within, wherever you ignorant ass clowns listen to music. www.facebook.com/silentseasonmusic www.instagram.com/silentseason www.twitter.com/silentseason www.silentseasonmusic.com This podcast is officially sponsored by www.AdamAndEve.com. Enter my exclusive code at...

Happy Valentine’s Day! May I interest you in a dildo? "Wassup" by Jelly Roll and Lil Wyte used with permission. Listen to their albums, No Filter and No Filter 2, wherever you ass clowns listen to music. www.facebook.com/therealjellyroll www.instagram.com/jellyroll615 www.twitter.com/jellyroll615 www.facebook.com/lilwyteoffical www.instagram.com/lilwyte www.twitter.com/lil_wyte_ This podcast is officially sponsored by www.AdamAndEve.com. Enter my exclusive code at checkout, LOSTINLA, to get...

What a shitty Super Bowl. Where do you even start? "Sometimes You're the Hammer, Sometimes You're the Nail" by A Day to Remember used with permission. Listen to them wherever you hoes listen to music. www.facebook.com/adtr www.instagram.com/adtr www.twitter.com/adtr www.youtube.com/user/ADayToRemember www.site.adtr.com This podcast is officially sponsored by www.AdamAndEve.com. Enter my exclusive code at checkout, LOSTINLA, to get 50% off one item plus 10 FREE Items. Offer good thru February...

Are you ready for some football? You're not? Well that's too bad you damned dirty donkey dicked douche dazzler. "My Revenge" by Bury Tomorrow used with permission. Listen wherever you ass hats listen to music. www.facebook.com/burytomorrow www.instagram.com/burytomorrow www.twitter.com/burytomorrow www.bury-tomorrow.com See Jud perform at The Comedy Store on Friday, February 22. 7:00. Original Room. Subscribe to this podcast on Apple:...

Well, folks, another donkey dicked year is upon us; thus, let's run it the hell over with a Soviet T-72 tank bought on eBay. "Mayday" by Digital Summer used with permission. Available wherever you morons listen to music. Recorded in The City of Assholes on 01.15.19. Special Thanks: Digital Summer, mom www.judtravis.com www.twitter.com/judtravis www.instagram.com/judtravis www.facebook.com/judtraviscomedy Life is a solitary cell whose walls are mirrors.

'Twas a few days after Christmas, and we had fled the house, Not a liquor store open, but my mom had a flask in her blouse; The bathroom at La Quinta was not cleaned with care, But mom and Jud would still be there; Burger King was where we were fed; Which would cause Jud's bowels a whole lot of dread; And mamma with her gallons of wine, and I in my camouflage pants, Wished I had stayed in LA at Plan B Gentleman's Club for a lap dance. "Options" by Stevie Stone used with permission. Listen to...

Jud's heart is blackened. Charred by the devil's grill marks. But he wants to turn the page and summon the spirit of Christmas. Can this be done? Or is it simply a fool's errand? Let's find out. "Wake Up (Feat. Project Pat)" by DJ Paul from the album, YOTS (Year of the Six), Pt. 1, used with permission. Listen to him wherever you morons listen to music. www.instagram.com/djpaulkom www.facebook.com/djpaulkomofficial www.twitter,com/djpaulkom www.djpaulkom.tv See Jud perform at The Comedy...

After warming up the audience with some lighthearted jokes, Jud dives into another sewer filled with nothing but discarded condoms containing existential angst. "Only the Strong Survive" by Saliva--from their new album, 10 Lives--is used with permission. Listen to them wherever you horny jackasses listen to music. https://www.instagram.com/saliva https://www.facebook.com/Saliva https://twitter.com/saliva https://twitter.com/judtravis https://www.facebook.com/judtraviscomedy...

As the late, great George Carlin once said, "I don't have pet peeves. I have major psychotic fucking hatreds." So does Jud. And here are some of them. "You Asked For It" by Emmure is used with permission. Listen to them wherever you morons listen to music. www.emmurecult.com www.twitter.com/emmuremusic www.facebook.com/emmure www.instagram.com/emmurecult www.judtravis.com www.twitter.com/judtravis www.instagram.com/judtraviscomedy www.facebook.com/judtraviscomedy Subscribe to this podcast on...