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It’s Race Weekend and this Great Spectacle celebrates by discussing White Trash With Chainsaws. It’s amazing what people will go through just to open a beer. And EVERY day is Carb Day when you’re a Junk Food Junkie. Tom wanted his Carbs for free via coupon, but is worried that a recent drive-through debate with [...]

Paul’s isn’t familiar with Tom’s Google Goggles. Tom isn’t hip to the power of Paul’s Mophie Juice Packs. No worries; Paul’s not juicing anymore. His previously battery-challenged phone has been replaced. Siri tempted him to take another bite of the Apple. It’s been at least a week since Tom’s done a Craigslist Road Trip, so [...]

Paul & Tom have tinkled together many times, but never on the show, at least until THIS episode. There is a chilling discussion of the proper way to have a glass of water with ice, and the boys also consider who will be the next Dick Clark. RANDOM QUOTES: “We did have some humdingers.” “So [...]

The reason Paul hates Scooby Doo. The reason Tom says “slow yo’ roll.” In-depth analysis of BK’s new menu and LC’s pizza pizza. RANDOM QUOTES: “This woman is a reality show in the making.” “My throat no longer responds to my fingers.” “You’ve already infected me and there is no cure.” “There is a point [...]

Paul tries to start the Topic of “pink slime,” but we’re pretty sure it disappears after the first ten seconds. Somehow the Topic changes to Ghostbusters and then William Shatner. It’s sort of like Improv, only without the scoring or singing. Breaking News: Tom has been experimenting with a different hairstyle! Paul thinks Tom’s trying [...]

Long time listeners will remember Mrs. Poteet’s rare public appearance on an early Paul & Tom Show to tell the tale of The Wild “Vole” In The House. This time: Tom quarterbacks a daring Rodent Removal. Also covered: Is hoarding Darth Vader toys a bad thing? Visit the Chamber Of Death, consider where to store [...]

This one starts with a case of the Mondays, & moves on to “Minaj,” who eventually is compared to the Perfect Egg Spatula. Tom lavishes praise on Paul, who feels this might mean he is about to die Paul explains what a “tedious T” is, and Tom fondly recalls a few of his favorite shoes. [...]

After a SUPER long absence, the boys are back with post-game analysis that you haven’t heard anywhere else. Paul fought the crowds and Tom fought the law. And the law won? RANDOM QUOTES: “Would you lmfao at lmfao?” “You need to be paying for them babies.” “For once in my life i kinda wanted to [...]

SOPA and PIPA, and KODAK, oh my! The boys put some recent hi-tech topics through the conversational meat grinder. The copyrighted result shouldn’t harm national security, but it might not sit well with the stars of TV Land’s new sitcoms. Speaking of TV Land, we learn Hugh Downs doesn’t go with Joan Lunden, but Mike [...]

Show #200! It begins with the lead-in to Show #1. But there’s no going back. Paul & Tom go forward. Into a world of robot housekeepers. RANDOM QUOTES: “So you had a cleaning caucus?” “I recently had a gift card episode.” “I like my sauce like I like my wine.” “Is the cook at Olive [...]

When was the last time you cleaned off the elevator buttons where you work? Riiiight. But Tom Davis is cut from a different, hypo-allergenic cloth. Aerosmith found Love In An Elevator. Tom found a Yuppie from the 7th floor. We discover Paul *does* get a little hate mail from time to time, but it seems [...]

Tom fought the law and the law won. SEVERAL times lately. It couldn’t happen again. Or could it? It all starts with the inability to end a modern phone call with a slam. It ends with a Honda rear end, and Paul saying Tom is not only not an excellent driver…he’s not an excellent anything. [...]

Tom is a car guy without a car. Or at least, the RIGHT car. He wants to spend money he doesn’t have on a car he can’t afford. It may be ironic that the pursuit of a different car leads to another pursuit involving his current car. RANDOM QUOTES: “It’s been arrest after arrest after [...]

It’s been a really, really messed up week. Paul is sore because of a half marathon. He explains the race’s two big surprises. Meanwhile, Tom is gonna be sore after standing naked in front of a stranger in a “George Reeves Pose.” Long story. Well, at least half an hour long. RANDOM QUOTES: “Why don’t [...]

Paul has stuffed his own fruit before, but Tom won’t clip his own cocker. And when did Tom get older than Paul? And (thanks to the Good Feet Store) this may be first episode where Paul talks toes more than Tom. Nothing will ever be the same again. RANDOM QUOTES: “All there is…is politics and [...]