The Randi Rhodes Show (Liberal)

Here's today's talking point from your official guide to being a good Republican: Talking Point 525. We have the answer for what you should say when questioned by reporters.

Barack Obama is at it again. He's taking the amazing story of job creation by Mitt Romney at Bain Capital and turning it on its head. Let's take a closer look at what the people in Obama's ad are saying about Mitt Romney and Bain.

Investors scrambled for riches as shares in Facebook were publicly traded for the 1st time; George W. Bush endorsed Mitt Romney as an elevator door closed; Newscasters in the Arab world are struggling with the name of the new Prime Minister of France because it sounds the same as an Arabic slang word for penis; German Chancellor Angela Merkel said that she's willing to support a stimulus plan to help the Greek economy.

The following is a paid political message for The Eternally Damned Souls For Mitt Romney. The policies of President Obama are leading to eternal damnation for thousands of souls.

A recent article stated that Mitt Romney was looking for 'an incredibly boring white guy' for his running mate.

Here's today's talking point from your official guide to being a good Republican: Let's take the gay out of Anti Gay. The left wingers are trying to say that we Republicans are sponsoring anti gay laws like North Carolina's Anti Gay Amendment.

Barack Obama is saying that saving the U.S. Auto Industry was his idea. But, there wouldn't be an industry to save if it weren't for Mitt Romney.

Seized documents from the raid that killed Osama bin Laden show he was so concerned about the future of Al Qaeda that considered changing its name to something that didn't quite sound so evil; Ted Nugent says he's pretty moderate; Ann Romney wore a T shirt that cost over 900 dollars; A Minnesota State Senator who sponsored a bill to ban the Morning After pill is praising Viagra as a drug that gives life; Exclusive audio of everything in Alan West's home that is made in China; Scientists have...

Profiles In Courage presents a final salute to the man Newt Gingrich once described as cheerful: Newt Gingrich! Newt told his loyal follwers that he was quitting the race.

Rick Santorum was seen taking a picture of Lindsay Lohan at the White House Correspondence Dinner; An Australian billionaire has commissioned a shipyard to build an exact replica of the Titanic; Mitt Romney said that young people who want to succeed should borrow money from their parents; A Florida hunter said he accidentally shot his girlfriend when he mistook her for a wild hog; A group of drunken men in Australia broke into Sea World and swam with the dolphins.

This Strategery Meeting of the Secret Council of Conservative Elders will come to order: Mitt Romney's the guy. We've got a lot of ground to make up.

Sunday was Earth Day; Ted Nugent's supporters are urging other bands to quit a concert after he was kicked off; Mitt Romney said that he will build the Keystone Pipeline even if he has to do it himself; Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown has vowed to give up alcohol until Election Night; New data shows that men in Utah live the longest of any state; Certain people have sudden involuntary shifts in gender identity.

Here's today's talking point from your official guide to being a good Republican: The Democrats have declared a war on Stay At Home moms, and especially against Ann Romney.

The United States Secret Service Overseas Advanced Team is now hiring: We're the people who go ahead of President Obama's visits to lay the groundwork.

Here's today's Republican Talking Point: There is no Republican war on women.