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The Slump Podcast

Comedy

The Slump is a podcast designed for lazy people who don't quite understand this modern, fast-paced world. If you're feeling tired, hungover, bored, or in any way lethargic, then this is quite literally a podcast.

Location:

London, United Kingdom

Description:

The Slump is a podcast designed for lazy people who don't quite understand this modern, fast-paced world. If you're feeling tired, hungover, bored, or in any way lethargic, then this is quite literally a podcast.

Language:

English


Episodes

The Slump 310 - The Final Reckoning

2/4/2019
It's finally here, the last episode of The Slump, all 2 hours and 6 minutes of it. Featuring classics like Condiment Corner, Cyberdesk, Kickster Watch, and even a new advert for Deep Voiced Anthems. It's long enough to ensure that by the time you've finished listening, you'll never want to hear us again, and thus your withdrawal will be complete. Thanks to everyone for your listenership over the years, it's been really fun. We've been fairly mediocre. Bye bye.

Duration:02:06:43

The Slump 309

1/14/2019
We're back with a microslump, and some pretty massive news, (and it's not that we're pregnant, even though Ian said it was).

Duration:00:15:37

The Slump 308 - FESTIVE SPECIAL

12/15/2018
It's our Christmas episode and you know what that means... robots! Also bad Christmas songs. And Scott Stapp. Christmas.

Duration:00:52:30

The Slump 307

12/10/2018
Like a spaceman from afar in a Christmas song by Chris De Burgh, the Slump 307 has arrived from space (the internet), to bring you good cheer. This isn't the official Christmas episode, but we still talk about quite a lot of Christmas stuff. And Japanese sweets, we talk about those too. And tin cans for idiots. Bye.

Duration:00:46:51

The Slump 305

11/9/2018
This week there are discussions about testosterone, Coca-Cola, and other curious substances. Actually, those are the main two substances. There might be others, I can't remember now. Anyway, it was fun at the time. We hope you enjoy it too.

Duration:00:45:35

The Slump 303

10/26/2018
Dan and Brendan return to talk into a microphone about things that vaguely interest or amuse them both. Things like a big pretend moon, a dress made of human hair, and a purse made from a dog's head. And those are all genuine topics. Ian didn't return to talk into a microphone as he wasn't there that day, but we've checked and he's fine.

Duration:00:29:20

The Slump 302

10/20/2018
Hello you. Another episode of the Slump, ripe for the listening. This week: underfloor heating, amnesia, and the unwelcome return of the CyberDesk jingle.

Duration:00:46:26

The Slump 301

10/12/2018
It's a phrase that's increasingly-used these days: This week it's a semi-planned podcast. But don't fret, because if you enjoy discussions about cranes, taps, names and the Backstreet Boys being back, then you'll still find much to enjoy here. Bye.

Duration:00:47:23

The Slump 299

9/28/2018
The boys are back in town, though much less rowdy than the ones in the song that I took the initial bit of this sentence from. Actually, Brendan was quite rowdy this week. Some might say disruptive. It's fine though, we're over it. This week, we discussed Italians, eggs, and what the hell happens at Screwfix Live.

Duration:00:39:06

The Slump 295

8/24/2018
Art and installations, feeding croissants to waterfoul, boiling rubber eggs, going on a journey with Hotpoint. Right now these are but words to you, but upon listening to the 295th episode of the Slump, you shall become enlightened in their meaning.

Duration:00:46:08

The Slump 294

8/17/2018
The chaps have been out for a team-building exercise, by which we mean they went to some pubs. And they've strengthened their bonds to such an extent that they decided to sit in a studio for a while, talking about topics as diverse as chess, delinquent drivers, and more that I can't remember as I type this.

Duration:00:44:25

The Slump 293

8/10/2018
It's a bit of a different Slump this week, as due to an accidental non-pressing of a crucial button, we didn't actually record the podcast. To make up for it, we did a new podcast but as a Facebook live video thing, so you can watch us instead. Then we realised that a lot of people won't bother doing that, so we've taken the audio from that and put it here. So it's a bit like a podcast and a bit not. You should watch the Facebook thing anyway, cos it's like we're on TV, and you can pretend...

Duration:00:56:07

The Slump 292

8/3/2018
Dan's gone all louche, swanning about town like an oligarch's plaything, Ian's been to Sweden, and Brendan has just been normal. There is talk of condiments, a strange McDonalds Robin Hood, and a whole heap of passive aggression from Dan towards the others.

Duration:00:44:35

The Slump 291

7/27/2018
Ian is in Sweden hunting Daim bars this week, and without his calming influence, Dan and Brendan get a bit more passive aggressive than usual. It makes for a palpable frisson which can only add to your enjoyment of this podcast. Topics this week include Dacia's advertising, insects, and some other stuff that I can't remember right now because I'm tired. Just listen, it doesn't make any difference if you know what we talk about beforehand. Thanks.

Duration:00:46:12

The Slump 290

7/20/2018
It's a landmark episode, as we're just ten away from a big round number, so we celebrated in the only way we know how - by talking rubbish with slightly patchy sound quality. In more detail, this week Dan discovered a superpower, we map the UK in condiments, Ian is a traitor (he's not, we all support his new endeavours), and someone's re-invented something that didn't need to be re-invented.

Duration:00:45:34

The Slump 289

7/13/2018
Parts of this Slump went out of date by the time we'd made it, and I don't mean Condiment Corner. I'm talking about the various references to the football, as this was recorded before our brave boys left the World Cup. However, it doesn't make much difference and there's much to distract you from all things football-y.

Duration:00:40:04

The Slump 288

7/9/2018
This podcast was meant to come out on Friday, yet here I am, uploading it on Monday morning. For many of you this won't matter at all, and for those of you for whom it does matter, well I'm sorry you had to wait three days to get your Slump fix. However, with topics of conversation including a big letter "H", how to get the most from your ketchup, and much more besides, I'm sure you'll forgive the delay in creating such vital content.

Duration:00:48:57

The Slump 287

6/30/2018
We've got WORLD CUP FEVER! Or it might be allergies. Either way there's football chat, condiment chat, and much, much less in this week's edition of someone's favourite podcast.

Duration:00:30:48

The Slump 286

6/22/2018
Is margarine a condiment? Is it possible to stretch a footballing metaphor too far? Is a smell-based alarm clock a good invention? The quick answer to all these questions is: No, yes and no, but you'll have much more fun listening to the long, rambling answers, which is basically what this podcast is.

Duration:00:50:09

The Slump 285

6/18/2018
A little later than normal, but here nonetheless, Slump 285 is here. This week we didn't have much to discuss, but that didn't stop us stretching out a couple of topics for ages, until there was enough for a podcast. Also, we invented perhaps the most innovative app yet seen by man - the Bob to Robert Converter. Find out more inside...

Duration:00:45:31