Late for your period? Husband screwing the babysitter, but can ‘t seem to get it up for you? Unable to retrieve that tampon? Too Gone Blondes is FCC Free Radio’s go-to show if you need “Life Advice for the Truly Desperate”! Kristina and Suzy share their infinite wisdom with the lost, the crazed, and the helpless. What are their qualifications, you may ask? Absolutely friggin’ NOTHING! But they drink, they screw, they’re funny… and hell, they’re not dead yet, so what the f*ck?!?!! Join them every Tuesday from 6 to 8 pm as they counsel the weird, and hilarity ensues. Better yet, call in with your problems and let The Blondes rock your world! All hair colors welcome.