Two Dead Chicks | A Walking Dead Podcast

What a pleasure it's been to reconnect with each other, our love for Rick and Michonne, Andy and Danai and you all. We've never had a tv viewing experience like this one and we doubt we ever will again. How lucky for us that we only support what? Winners. Yeah, we had to talk about the episode as a whole because that's what we were presented with, but thinking back on the lives we've lived alongside and through these characters? We can only be grateful. Search "Two Dead Chicks" where you get your podcasts to hear our discussions of seasons 1-9 of The Walking Dead and season 1 of The Ones Who Live. Support: Socials (😬): Facebook | Twitter | Instagram | Tumblr | TikTok Contact: You can email us at twodeadchicks [at] gmail [dot] com Special thanks to Eden Burning for providing our music, “Glitter Girl.” Check them out at Reverb Nation.

We love a man who makes his intentions clear and loves his wife using anything and everything that's made available to him. Michonne, we tip our hat to you. The less said about that redemption hour, the better. Unfortunately, we didn't take our own advice and talked a lot about it 😂 Most of the talk was questions, so maybe you can help us out with it! Just one more episode left. Can you even believe it? Subscribe to get the newest episodes: Support: Socials (😬): Facebook | Twitter | Instagram | Tumblr | TikTok Contact: You can email us at twodeadchicks [at] gmail [dot] com Special thanks to Eden Burning for providing our music, “Glitter Girl.” Check them out at Reverb Nation.

Aren't you glad that you're alive to witness a time such as this? The much anticipated and honestly underhyped episode of The Ones Who Live is delivered to us by executive producer, creator, writer, showrunner and actress Danai Gurira. And those are only her multi-hyphenates for this episode. Everything came crashing together as Michonne and Rick finally had to grapple with the people they were, the people they are, what they want and if they will still be them once they walk out of the cushiest timeout ever. Subscribe to get the newest episodes: Support: Socials (😬): Facebook | Twitter | Instagram | Tumblr | TikTok Contact: You can email us at twodeadchicks [at] gmail [dot] com Special thanks to Eden Burning for providing our music, “Glitter Girl.” Check them out at Reverb Nation

This show just keeps delivering! What a feeling to be excited by The Walking Dead content again. We almost don't know what to do with ourselves! The closest Michonne can bring herself to being a B is an A-. Some lamps cannot be hidden under a bushel! Meanwhile, the past and the present comes crashing into Rick as he both can't stay away from Michonne but also can't reconcile her being in this place with him. There are also the pesky issues of Jadis still buzzing around and Thorne becoming increasingly suspicious of "Dana." Sounds like Rick and Michonne might need a timeout from all this scrutiny. Subscribe to get the newest episodes: Support: Socials (😬): Facebook | Twitter | Instagram | Tumblr | TikTok Contact: You can email us at twodeadchicks [at] gmail [dot] com Special thanks to Eden Burning for providing our music, “Glitter Girl.” Check them out at Reverb Nation

Two episodes down already! While last week was all about how Rick spent his seven years away from his family, this week picks up right where The Walking Dead left Michonne -- helping two survivors hop along to catch up with their Oregon Trail community, and meeting an immediate ride-or-die friend in a man named Nat. As if Michonne wasn't going to have enough reason to hate CRM for kidnapping her man, they engage in brutal chemical warfare against Michonne's group. Just when it seems as if all hope is gone and Michonne decides that she has to give up the search for Rick, he quite literally falls out of the sky into her lap. Unfortunately, they're barely able to process this miracle before they are thrust into another life or death situation. Michonne allows herself to be captured to give her and Rick time to figure out an escape. Though our feelings on the episode differed from each other in many key parts, we're quite ready for these spy games to begin. Even if it means we have to deal with Jadis again. Subscribe to get the newest episodes: Support: Socials (😬): Facebook | Twitter | Instagram | Tumblr | TikTok (probably) Contact: You can email us at twodeadchicks [at] gmail [dot] com Special thanks to Eden Burning for providing our music, “Glitter Girl.” Check them out at Reverb Nation

Hello friends. It is a pure miracle we've gotten this far, in both the #Richonne fandom and also us, Melissa and Kia, remembering how any of this stuff works after a Rick Grimes length hiatus away from it all. But just like Andy, Danai and Gimple, we keep our promises and when we said we'd be back when Rick was, WE'RE BACK NOW THAT RICK IS!!!!! And what a reunion it was. From the opening scene with our man's eyes full of tears we were immediately ready to take this journey with Michonne and Rick because a) we only support winners and b) they are the ones who live. And what a journey it was: a secret city, a secret army, a secret plan, a secret mission, secret desires. Secrets on secrets on secrets! Let's discuss them all! Subscribe to get the newest episodes: Support: Socials (😬): Facebook | Twitter | Instagram | Tumblr Contact: You can email us at twodeadchicks [at] gmail [dot] com Where to purchase Melissa's books: Online: Amazon | Barnes & Noble | Target Online | Kobo Plus In person (Nashville, TN based): Parnassus Books | Novelette Booksellers Special thanks to Eden Burning for providing our music, “Glitter Girl.” Check them out at Reverb Nation

Hey! Is this thing on? We're baaaaaaack........for a limited engagement. You didn't think we would let you guys process Michonne's last episode of The Walking Dead without us, did you? If you're still out there, make sure to use the ole #TDCPod so we can hear your thoughts about the episode. Y'all be well and we'll see you for the Rick movies. YOU HEAR US GIMPLE?! THERE BETTER BE MOVIES. YOU ARE IN A QUARANTINE SO YOU HAVE ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD TO WRITE SAID MOVIES SO GET TO IT BOO BOO. YOU COMMITTED TO THESE MOVIES (PLURAL), SIR. DON'T BE A QUITTER. YOU NEED AN ACCOUNTABILITY PARTNER? YOU'VE GOT TWO FOR ONE RIGHT HERE. WRITE THEM. WRITE THEM NOW. AND FOR F*CK'S SAKE LEAVE THE DAMN LIGHTS ON IN OUR RICHONNE REUNION SEX SCENES YOU MONSTER. Okay, thanks. Take care. Bye. Sticking around for the rest of season 10? We know just who you should turn to you for your recaps. Erin Qualey @ Hidden Remote | Noetta Harjo @ Geek Girl Authority | Tai Gooden @ Nerdist Want some more Melissa in your life? Be sure to check out her podcast, Your BFF Podcast, to unlock all the secrets of life. Or to break the key in the door. Either way, it'll be a good time. Subscribe to get the newest episodes whenever those Rick movies are released: Apple | Stitcher | Google Podcasts | Spotify | search "Two Dead Chicks" wherever you get your podcasts! Support: Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts! Socials: Facebook | Twitter | Instagram | Tumblr Special thanks to Eden Burning for providing our music, “Glitter Girl.” Check them out at Reverb Nation

We knew this day was coming, friends? Or did we? We wouldn't blame you if you thought we forgot about you since this is coming at ya six months late. But good things take time. We hope. Even though it's so hard to say goodbye to yesterday, we must. But really, it's a celebration, benches (any fans of The Good Place out there?). We compiled all of your truly lovely messages for us, along with many of our favorite moments from the past three years and put together our farewell tribute to us and, more importantly, to you. #TDCPod fam for life. Sticking around for season 10? We know just who you should turn to you for your recaps. Erin Qualey @ Hidden Remote | Noetta Harjo @ Geek Girl Authority | Tai Gooden @ Nerdist Want some more Melissa in your life? Be sure to check out her podcast, Your BFF Podcast, to unlock all the secrets of life. Or to break the key in the door. Either way, it'll be a good time. Subscribe to get the newest episodes: Apple | Stitcher | Google Podcasts | Spotify | search "Two Dead Chicks" wherever you get your podcasts! Support: Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts! Socials: Facebook | Twitter | Instagram | Tumblr Special thanks to Eden Burning for providing our music, “Glitter Girl.” Check them out at Reverb Nation

On this bonus episode of Two Dead Chicks Podcast, Kia and Mel discuss fan/media conventions, the differences between the two, and how to navigate them. They also talk about how to set realistic expectations for your experience, things to do (and definitely not do), how much a fan experience can really cost and maybe which one not to go to. Subscribe to get the newest episodes: Apple | Stitcher | Google Podcasts | Spotify | search "Two Dead Chicks" wherever you get your podcasts! Support: Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts! Socials: Facebook | Twitter | Instagram | Tumblr Special thanks to Eden Burning for providing our music, “Glitter Girl.” Check them out at Reverb Nation

In a shocking turn of events, we actually showed back up to do this recap of season 9 of The Walking Dead, five months late. We talk about that light that dimmed in our hearts once our main man was taken away, what it would take to pull us back into being a diehard fan and a look back at this little zombie show that changed our worlds. Subscribe to get the newest episodes: Apple | Stitcher | Google Podcasts | Spotify | search "Two Dead Chicks" wherever you get your podcasts! Support: Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts! Socials: Facebook | Twitter | Instagram | Tumblr Special thanks to Eden Burning for providing our music, “Glitter Girl.” Check them out at Reverb Nation

Remember to email us at twodeadchicks@gmail.com if you want to send us a voice memo/email/video to be a part of our final-ish episode. We're accepting submissions until April 18, 2019. And now... The season 9 finale of The Walking Dead walked 500 miles to be one of the whelmiest finales we've experienced. Hop in the car and go with us as we pretend to be surprised that: a) a flea market with rugs, CPR lessons and wooden tokens didn't provide the necessary resources to combat the rot, locusts, frogs, fires or any of the other plagues God has rained down on the Kingdom b) Carol ghosted when times got tough c) Negan saved both a child and a dog, just in case we didn't get the hint that the redemption train is a-comin' d) Michonne is always right and a bad ass. Facts is facts. Subscribe to get the newest episodes: Apple | Stitcher | Google Podcasts | Spotify | search "Two Dead Chicks" wherever you get your podcasts! Support: Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts! Socials: Facebook | Twitter | Instagram | Tumblr Special thanks to Eden Burning for providing our music, “Glitter Girl.” Check them out at Reverb Nation

On the penultimate episode of season 9 of The Walking Dead, we finally arrived at the fair or whatever this was. We watched in amazement as Alpha infiltrated the fair and then magically changed day to night and filthy to clean in a matter of mere moments. We also watched as Alpha impersonated a regular person named ‘Debbie’ and learned that normal just ain’t a life Alpha is gonna be living. We had a lot of losses during this episode…..or did we? We didn’t recognize seven of the ten pike victims and we didn’t really care about the other three. (DEATH TO HENRY!!!) Though we liked the call back to season 2 with Carol and Daryl when Sophia came out of the barn, we felt the much anticipated pike scene just didn’t pack the emotional punch (or any punch, for that matter) that we were promised. Subscribe to get the newest episodes: Apple | Stitcher | Google Podcasts | Spotify | search "Two Dead Chicks" wherever you get your podcasts! Support: Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts! Socials: Facebook | Twitter | Instagram | Tumblr Special thanks to Eden Burning for providing our music, “Glitter Girl.” Check them out at Reverb Nation

OK. Where do we begin with this long-awaited episode of The Walking Dead? Our friend Tai Gooden helps us break this down. What started as excitement to see our main woman, Michonne (Danai Gurira), step into the spotlight turned to horror over what we were watching. The kids? Eff them kids. Yes, they deserved to die and we hope they burn in hell! No, we were more than a little disgusted to see Michonne brutalized again. Tussling with the Governor's men? Check. Savage fight with the actual Governor? Check. Beat up by a MMA fighter disguised as a trash lady? Check. Knocked out by a demon child while pregnant? Check. Branded while pregnant? Check. Beaten with a wooden board while pregnant? Check. Had to kill a bunch of Children of the Corn to rescue her daughter who was abducted by a close friend from before the world ended? Check. Had her heavily pregnant belly slashed by a 6-year-old? Check. While he was at it, why didn't he just cut RJ out for good measure? And we're still confused about the actual point of this. Was this supposed to explain why Maggie and Tara have an attitude with Michonne? Or why Michonne don't want no new friends? We get it. Sometimes, in the zombie apocalypse, you meet people and they try to eat you. No wait-- you meet people and they try to take half of your stuff and make you slaves. No, that's not it. Here we go: you meet people and they kill you and carve a "W" in your head. See where we're going? This ain't new. Not sure why we needed to see Michonne kill some kids? By the way, thanks for all the help, Daryl. And Judith, go to your room! On the plus side, Danai was phenomenal. As if there was any doubt. We saw RJ and he's the perfect kid. And Jocelyn, if nothing else, gave us the perfect tagline for these Richonne movies: Go Find Your Man. Be sure to check out Tai's work at Hypable, SyFyWire and Bustle! Subscribe to get the newest episodes: Apple | Stitcher | Google Podcasts | Spotify | search "Two Dead Chicks" wherever you get your podcasts! Support: Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts! Socials: Facebook | Twitter | Instagram | Tumblr Special thanks to Eden Burning for providing our music, “Glitter Girl.” Check them out at Reverb Nation

What in the actual hell was that, The Walking Dead? Henry and Lydia are the worst. Doesn't Dog need a snack or something? Somebody come get these kids. Meanwhile, The Highway Men are super stoked to watch Die Hard and so naturally The Kang and Queen Carol invite them to the fair because all of this seems like a great idea. Darth Beta is doing the most to say the least. Who talks like this? And survives a fall down a whole elevator shaft and can actually GET UP?! This dude. Donnie is adorable, but we are also conflicted. Because Daryl doesn't really deserve her. We'll never forget. #RIPGlenn #RIPOurRichonneHopesAndDreams #RIPTWD Subscribe to get the newest episodes: Apple | Stitcher | Google Podcasts | Spotify | search "Two Dead Chicks" wherever you get your podcasts! Support: Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts! Socials: Facebook | Twitter | Instagram | Tumblr Special thanks to Eden Burning for providing our music, “Glitter Girl.” Check them out at Reverb Nation

On this episode of The Walking Dead, Aaron Bae and his robocop arm stan a Queen and he now recognizes that, as we all know, Michonne is always right. Father Gabriel and Siddiq still don’t get it, but sure, go on to the fair to watch Die Hard while there are people literally running around WEARING DEAD PEOPLE’S FACES. Y’all deserve whatever storm is coming your way! Speaking of storms, how about that Rosita/Father G/Siddiq/Eugene love square? Negan is really trying to convince us he has been rehabilitated, which we don’t believe, but okay. (We’ll never let go, Glenn!) But he’s also trying to skip a few steps and join the ranks of Michonne as a leader. No sir. You have to at least complete some hours of community service first. Michonne is just trying to keep people from getting their dumbasses killed, but all she’s getting is attitude from the likes of Father G and even Judith. Meanwhile, RJ sleeps peacefully because he is the perfect child. Fight us. Alpha and Beta gave us so much to talk about/laugh at this episode. Alpha may not like wasted words but she sure knows how to take off somebody’s head with a wire. Meanwhile, our new ship Donnie has set sail to find Henry The Doomed. Y’all shoulda left him out there, but nobody asked us. Subscribe to get the newest episodes: Apple | Stitcher | Google Podcasts | Spotify | search "Two Dead Chicks" wherever you get your podcasts! Support: Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts! Socials: Facebook | Twitter | Instagram | Tumblr Special thanks to Eden Burning for providing our music, “Glitter Girl.” Check them out at Reverb Nation

The greatest episode of The Walking Dead since Rick's death? We think not, new friend Brandon Davis. While not horrible, it was…fine. We're joined by our internet cousin (your internet auntie) Lise to discuss what she calls the dullest episode of the season. We talk about what special kink you need to have to wear walker masks during sex, how she actually likes Jersey (she even calls him by his real name) and we dig into Alpha a little bit. Where is she from? Is she the biggest bad we've seen so far? Where is she from? Why do people join her to get her kid but she makes them leave their baby in a field? Where is she from? What is driving her abusive behavior toward Lydia? Where. is. she. from? We pour one out early for Ezekiel because, c'mon. Also, is this a new ship we see off in the horizon? Stranger things have happened. Subscribe to get the newest episodes: Apple | Stitcher | Google Podcasts | Spotify | search "Two Dead Chicks" wherever you get your podcasts! Support: Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts! Socials: Facebook | Twitter | Instagram | Tumblr Special thanks to Eden Burning for providing our music, “Glitter Girl.” Check them out at Reverb Nation

Hey, remember season 8's episode 10 where we had those powerful, post-Carl's death performances by Andy and Danai? Or season 7's episode 10 where we had Rick giving Michonne her anniversary cat? Or season 6's episode 10 where we ascended forever when we got Richonne? Yeah. Nothing like that happened here. We're not gonna say we hated this episode of The Walking Dead (there was too much Daryl the Super Sleuth and Henry to make it truly great) but we managed. The lack of Michonne was truly staggering as we watched Lydia and Alpha's backstory unfold through the recollection of this troubled youth. Lydia's not horrible, but we can't stand this thing she's got going with Henry. Make her another one of Daryl's pet projects if you must. Speaking of Alpha, woooow. She crazy. Also, where is she from? Because that accent will continue to mystify us. Subscribe to get the newest episodes: Apple | Stitcher | Google Podcasts | Spotify | search "Two Dead Chicks" wherever you get your podcasts! Support: Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts! Socials: Facebook | Twitter | Instagram | Tumblr Special thanks to Eden Burning for providing our music, “Glitter Girl.” Check them out at Reverb Nation

Guess who's back/back again/we are back/tell a friend. We're almost positive we've used that in episode notes before, but this is where we are. Season 9 of The Walking Dead, otherwise known as the last full season we'll acknowledge, rolls on and we're here for it. We did not mind this mid-season premiere at all, save for our usual Daryl and Negan disdain. "You were right, Michonne." HALLELU!!!! We were tired of Rick being the only one putting some respect on her name. Keep that same energy...forever, Aaron and the rest of y'all ingrates. Even Tara fixed her face to speak to Michonne right when some real ish went down. Speaking of real ish, Tammy always seems ready to serve up some southern justice. We gotta watch her... What we didn't need to watch was Negan's version of "This is Your Life" only for him to realize that no one was dumb or desperate enough to wait around for eight years hoping that he may show back up at the Sanctuary. No one but him, apparently. And in the messiest thing to hit this show since Abe dumped Rosita for Sasha, we were quite intrigued, if not utterly confused by Rosita's love pentagon she's got going. We need to stick with her; she's got all the drama! Subscribe to get the newest episodes: Apple | Stitcher | Google Podcasts | Spotify | search "Two Dead Chicks" wherever you get your podcasts! Support: Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts! Socials: Facebook | Twitter | Instagram | Tumblr Special thanks to Eden Burning for providing our music, “Glitter Girl.” Check them out at Reverb Nation

The Walking Dead's mid-season finale brought some serious old school horror vibes to the official introduction of The Whisperers. Heard of them? Don't know how you could have missed it since everyone from the executive producers on down have teased this intro since San Diego Comic Con. We get it. Kia is joined by TWD super(ish) fans, Keyan and Kenneth, to discuss what worked and what didn't. What didn't? Whatever is going on with the rest of the groups against Michonne. It's tired. We've spent enough time with this character over close to a decade to know that whatever she went through to bring her to this way of thinking had to be a BFD and was not entered into lightly. And yet, here we have the likes of Tara getting an attitude? Tara, who just only recently found a purpose on this show after showing up in season 4? Tara, who went around for 2 seasons shouting to anyone who would listen that Dwight needed to die instead of looking at the bigger picture and then punked out when she got the chance? Tara, who's biggest story line last year was getting shot by an arrow. GTFOH. Also, as far as terrorist groups go, this Whisperer deal seems terribly impractical. What's the recruitment technique to get a person to wear walker skin masks and immediately make yourself a target for an arrow in the head? What are the benefits? Do the walkers have a secret timeshare that you can take advantage of? There's too much fine print. Just let us join the Kingdom proper and get cobbler. Although…maybe not the Kingdom, because Carol was shedding too many tears over some screws and nails. It's not looking great over there. What did work? The last 5-6 minutes were legit spooky, with the surprise death of our lord and savior Paul, Daryl returning to his walker autopsy roots and that creepy whispering at the end. Zoinks! The less we say about useless Gabriel and Negan, the better. We've extended the deadline to donate to our virtual baby shower/fundraiser for RJ Grimes! All money donated goes to benefit Barnardo's, a UK charity close to Andy's heart. It's ending on 11/28/18; tell your friends! Subscribe to get the newest episodes: Apple | Stitcher | Google Podcasts | Spotify | search "Two Dead Chicks" wherever you get your podcasts! Support: Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts! Socials: Facebook | Twitter | Instagram | Tumblr Special thanks to Eden Burning for providing our music, “Glitter Girl.” Check them out at Reverb Nation

Welcome to Michael Cudlitz' directorial debut on The Walking Dead and the episode was a little all over the place. I guess we were supposed to forget that Michonne was the target of an assassination attempt just one episode ago and wonder why she's still being so hard. Don't worry Michonne; we remember. We get a little subtle confirmation that Yumiko and Magna are a couple, we find out a little (or a lot) about what makes Luke tick and we find out that Connie has super vibration senses and can tell when a herd is coming. However, these new people are still exhausting, if for nothing else, the fact that we have to remember all of these names. Surely we can lose a couple of them in the mid-season finale next week. Names we won't have to remember? Daryl's dog's, because his name is Dog. That is the most on brand thing ever. Daryl decided to take up residence in the woods after his search for Rick's body didn't come up with any results, but Carol wants him to leave his hermit life and travel back to Hilltop to stay with Henry so he can keep a balanced perspective in life. Almost immediately, Daryl scoffs at the idea, but a well placed scolding from Henry gets him to change his mind. Question: who is out there tying up Dog? We know it wasn't Daryl. Hmm. Lastly, it seems the communities aren't as isolated as they seemed last week. While leadership from all three are not in official contact with each other, reluctant President Paul Rovia -- who has taken over since Maggie decided she wanted to leave go be with Georgie's group -- and Aaron have secret meetings to try to keep the lines of communication open. They also are training in extreme parkour or whatever, and no, that is not a euphemism. Subscribe to get the newest episodes: Apple | Stitcher | Google Podcasts | Spotify | search "Two Dead Chicks" wherever you get your podcasts! Support: Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts! Socials: Facebook | Twitter | Instagram | Tumblr Special thanks to Eden Burning for providing our music, “Glitter Girl.” Check them out at Reverb Nation