Unpitchable Podcast

Tim released a book on amazon. Check it out here: http://amzn.to/2nUAhg7. What is it? Here is a short description: Many of us have looked at someone successful and thought, "Man, I wish I could put in the work to be successful!" Unfortunately, our dream for success usually dies immediately after it enters our conscious minds. Being successful takes effort and for the Average Joe that's too much work. Is there a way for the ambitiously lazy among us to throw off the Snuggie and trick others...

The crew jumps right into made up movie roulette on this, the last episode of Unpitchable. We can't even begin to explain the plots to the 50+ movies we bring on this episode, so just sit back, relax, and enjoy some of the best and worst movies ever conceived. And as this is the last episode, let us say, thank you for all your support and for listening to us say dumb things for a whole year. We sincerely appreciate all of you! Keep subscribing to this feed to be the first to know about some...

The gang discusses the path of dead celebrities 2016 left in its wake and we make our predictions the inevitable casualties we'll see in 2017. Nick brings a film about an island on the Mississippi and the terrors that await a group of overweight camp-goers. Tim pitches 5-6 movies of varying quality about a man with a mallet and his melons, a couple of forgetful security guards, a movie brought to you by Tostinos, and a mermaid who finds out everything isn't exactly as it seems. David takes...

A device gives us a peak at the alternate universe versions of the podcast and we get a grim look at what could have been had Unpitchable never been born. We experience the beautiful failure that is our romance advice podcast, we make a few lists about things, talk about grandmas, and rank them, and we help some poor startups whip their business ideas into shape. Special thanks to Meagan, Josh, and John Catania for their contributions on this episode.

Happy Holiday's from the Unpitchable crew! We start off our holiday by sitting back, sipping some warm hot chocolate, and creating our very own demented reindeer. Nick pitches a movie about a hunt for the perfect gift that gets just a little paranormal. Tim does his best to ruin as many Christmas movies as possible and brings: an invasion of reindeer, an MMA Santa, a Christmas train with a dark secret, and a man working with alien robots to get home before Thanksgiving. David brings a...

The crew discusses their ideas on the most important last four words in the history of television and then we unintentionally do an all Fast and Furious episode. David brings a flick about a time traveler and his assistant bending time to keep a crew of racers from killing themselves. Nick gets curious about one mans love for his monkey and the eventual apocalypse caused by this misguided adoration. Tim explores the god-shaped hole in all illegal street racer's hearts in this Kirk Cameron...

The crew discusses Kevin Jamesgate and the killing machine he has become. We also play a game of Hollywood Frankenstein. Nick gets festive in a film about the real-life coal deficiency that pushes Kris Kringle to his breaking point. David pitches a flick that reveals the magic behind politics and we take a look at our grim VapePunk future. Tim brings a thrilling movie about underground baby fighting and another about a rapper's final answer.

The crew talks Disney World and the amazing new rides that capture the feeling of grown-up torture that is the happiest place on earth. David explains away the mystery of the presidential election and details the rituals of self-impeachment. Tim pitches a film about a certain California governor's death and his terrifying and violent weightlifting journey. Nick brings a political drama about a not so unlikely candidate with a big plan for America and an even bigger ego.

Happy Turkey Day from the Unpitchable crew! While we are out on holiday break, come relive the best of the worst moments of episodes 11 through 15: David and Tim lose it over bread puns, David reveals his murderous side through a weird app, Joe-Face is born, we discuss The Rock's very rare blood type, we explore Kanye West's true martial arts potential, and so much more!

The crew discusses the startling and unlikely results of the election. We also play a fun game of generator roulette and come up with some seriously bad movies. David brings a movie about traveling through space and living your life 6 seconds at a time. Tim tells the tale of a young boy trapped in a man's questionable movie roles.

The crew talks 5th party candidates and which fictional president candidate they hope can become our commander-in-chief. We also discuss battling sausage, Dr. Strange, and cool science videos. Nick pitches a movie about the fastest man meeting the most furious men in an attempt to stop a terrorist plot. Tim plays wingman in a story about a red haired fellow using his 'prop' plane to take out an international menace.

The crew learns about the eerie NFL Indianapolis Occults. Nick brings a movie about a mudblood looking to help his son discover his true archaeology potential. David predicts a series of McFlurry related murders through the misuse of some poor Precogs. Tim pitches a film about a quick and angry group of stunt drivers learning to deal with their anger.

The crew gets in the holiday mood by talking like vampires and discussing their favorite horror movies. Nick scares us all with a film about three monsters fighting it out to be top loaf in a max-security prison. David brings a flick about camp councilors negligence and the clown who just wants his pasty, red-nosed revenge. Tim brings some spooky films involving: a lovable therapist turned into a horrible multidimensional monster, the greatest prank Ashton Kutcher and Jamie Kennedy ever...

The crew discusses the merits of David as a monster slayer and the potential murderers who are listening to this episode AS WE SPEAK. Nick brings a film about maternal time-travelers and the sacrifices they make for our safety. David pitches a disaster flick about sentient lava with a goofy smile and things get a bit silly. Tim spins a tale about a Sasquatch who faces religious persecution all in the name of teaching a community how to dance.

The crew tells the tale of Clown Moses, talks clown commandments, and does their best to uphold the good name of clowning. Nick brings an actor back from the dead only to kill him again for the worlds funniest heist. David rocks us like a hurricane with his movie about a nightmare jester-storm. Tim pitches a film of a president in danger and only one team of arachnid bandito's can save him.

The crew talks about the importance of close toed shoes at night, how fun parkouring zombies can be, a hero so fast David still hasn’t seen him, and how rolling tiny dice isn’t as frustrating as it sounds. David brings a prehistoric supernatural film that answers the age-old question: Are there ghost dinosaurs? Nick tells a tale straight out of a comic book about what happens when a creature of the night gets a new sidekick that has a filthy piano habit. And Tim launches a movie into orbit...

The crew talks football, we discover our spirit animals, and we discuss our healthy and perfectly normal fear of clowns. Nick kicks us off with a film about a toy who pays the ultimate price for selling on the wrong street corner and-- hold on, Imma let you finish but David has one of the best movies of all time about a theme park created by a celebrity with a big ego and an even bigger penchant for crazy. Tim helps crack the mysteries of the Bible with the help of a hobbit-like creature...

The crew learns from Master Nicholas Cage about using 'verbal judo' on naked, leather jacket stealing, Fudgesicle eating home intruders. David pitches his film straight off a cliff and we talk about a band of misfits versus a band of puppets. Tim takes us on an exploration of the prison that is the human body and the criminals who will stop at nothing to destroy the brain of a beloved actor. Nick brings a film about a fat guy in a little dress and his overwhelming maternal instincts.

The crew talks Stranger Things and the strangest thing - a craigslist friendship. David brings a movie about a boxing murderer- um, I mean a movie about a boxer versus a murderer- er, well actually a movie about a fat serial killer? Nick spins a tale of a vagabond who must surgically augment himself with whatever is in his bindle in order to protect those he loves. Tim pitches a buddy cop film about sick bike jumps, dangerous dares, and fireworks mishaps.

The crew is up late recording and somehow discusses the best salad dressing to pair with your illicit substances. Nick tells the tale of a rapper whose only crime is wanting to pimp out his jail cell. Tim brings us on a heist for the ultimate frozen beverage. David tells a whale of a tale about a young boy learning to deal with death.