Why You Suck In Bed
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101 - What Rough Beast Slouches Towards Vagina
on this “emergency episode” get your beastly swerve on with Stacy, Molly, John and TP; the Johnimal goes on a seemingly endless search for just the right horse porn video; are you bringing up your (human) ex too much in your new relationship?; and, what?! a brief Angry Bird encounter… leave us a voicemail 978-503-SUCK visit [...]
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100 - Cock Soup and Head Cheese
more revelations about Frank and his genital pasta; celebrating masturbation month with history and details about the Masturbatathon; TP and Paige’s Amish adventure; Stacy recalls a non-ejaculating anal invader; the eternal debate - cheese or oral sex? leave us a voicemail 978-503-SUCK visit our sponsors Amazon, Tweaked Audio, Gamefly by clicking their banners at: RiotCast.com/WhyYouSuckInBed and [...]
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099 - Bruno IV: A New Hope
Bruno on the loose in Jamaica on the Ronnie Mund Block Party tour with comedian Danielle Stewart; at the Exxxotica Expo in Atlantic City with porn stars Teagan Presley and Ed Powers; a gay Brazilian man gives a heartfelt tribute to Boston; Medicated Pete; Bruno gets into a Star Wars debate with snorting she-males; bondassage; [...]
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098 - The Curious Case Of Frank And The Genital Pasta
Stacy’s panic-stricken shitbridge story leads to sexy tales of defecation disasters, such as Shit Log, Rocky Mountain Dump, and Checking The Anchor; Bruno in Jamaica with comedian John Tole, a bi-freak man who loves “pee-pee,” and hall passes; Henry teaches us all about implementing anal shame with the ol’ Switcheroo, aka The Trojan Horse, aka [...]
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097 - Rock Climbing With Crass Nipples
TP’s drummer, sex toy expert - Paige, returns to the show with her insensitive nipples and a bag of goodies from TwistedToyz.net; an update on Carlos and Doodle; the Jon Hamm cock controversy leads Henry to wax poetic over linen pants; the vicious cycle of women faking orgasms and men faking a large cock swagger; [...]
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096 - Down In Poundtown
Stacy’s return to Superman has her questioning whether she is a good girlfriend; has Molly found love?; first-date fucking; serious conversation about relationships forces Henry to mentally shut down; the crew make a pact; genital theft; pink balls; TP drops an Indian bomb; John’s ‘Fight Club’ history; leave us a voicemail 978-503-SUCK. visit our sponsors Amazon, [...]
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095 - Oodles Of Noodles And Doodle
a jailhouse interview with the show’s favorite persecuted beastiality practitioner, Carlos Romero, and an update on Doodle; performing oral sex on yourself; the benefit of a bulbous dickhead; threesomes and Henry’s multi-partner adventure in New Orleans; teasing and raising sexual tension. please visit our sponsors Amazon, Tweaked Audio and Gamefly by clicking their banners at: www.RiotCast.com/WhyYouSuckInBed and [...]
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094 - Matt Paxton, Part 2: Follow The Smell Of Incredible
WYSIB’s visit with Matt Paxton, from “Hoarders” and the podcast “Five Decisions Away,” continues - learn Matt’s favorite kind of porn; his theory on life and why Matt Paxton is not a quitter when faced with a seemingly impossible masturbation task; the Paxton challenge; plus Bruno interviews Judah Friedlander and porn star Jasmine Tame. please visit [...]
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093 - Matt Paxton, Part 1: Spankerchiefs and Liquified...
Matt Paxton, from “Hoarders” and the podcast “Five Decisions Away,” joins the cast with stories from the hoards. please visit our sponsors Amazon, Tweaked Audio and Gamefly by clicking their banners at: www.RiotCast.com/WhyYouSuckInBed and please click on the “DONATE” button and help support our podcast. any amount would be helpful and is greatly appreciated. THANK YOU!
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092 - Shake A Little Ass
Stacy and Molly talk about their ass-off on The Glory Hole; Bruno interviews Robert Kelly and vents about Cali; sexting do’s and don’ts; John finds a fascinating inflatable ass; having a conversation with TP without him having to speak; the super-hero rape victim; our new sponsor; and where in the world is Henry the 9th? please [...]
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091 - Cheating Arithmetic
Dr. Stacy goes for round two of sexual role play with the costume loving bar-back; banging with friends; love at first sight; does sex with condoms feel as good as without?; applying math to acts of sex to determine your cheating grade and all the possible scenarios that could possibly arise. please visit our sponsors Amazon [...]
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090 - The Horseman Cometh
Dr. Stacy attempts to podcast sober; sexual role playing, where does it cross the line?; Stacy takes a break from Superman; pets and destruction during sex; the wonders of semen; Henry tells the longest, most pointless blowjob story in the history of mankind; cock cages; making a horseman baby. please visit our sponsors Amazon and Gamefly [...]
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089 - Cervix Says: Cockodile!
dating your friend’s ex; sex after a hysterectomy; the Johnimal returns; feederism; curing a sexless relationship; how to bag a stripper; sexual lies; genital shaving mishaps; spot a cheater by their face; a dating site for everybody. please visit our sponsors Amazon and Gamefly by clicking their banners at: www.RiotCast.com/WhyYouSuckInBed and please click on the “DONATE” button and [...]
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088 - Coma Dick And HBPSYCH
erections in a coma; the guide to cheating and the return of the monogamy debate; how to ease into anal; using the rules of “the game”; interesting tattoo tales; incest surprises; and everyone’s favorite ass fucker with everyone’s favorite ass - Doodle! please visit our sponsors Amazon and Gamefly by clicking their banners at: www.RiotCast.com/WhyYouSuckInBed and please [...]
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087 - Thirsty Nipples
the phenomenon of thirsty nipples; wet dreams; the “slutification” of society; promiscuous cities; more Maggie Gyllenhaal debate; phobias that can ruin your sex life; kissing with eyes open; emergency condom service; old school contraception. please visit our sponsors Amazon and Gamefly by clicking their banners at: www.RiotCast.com/WhyYouSuckInBed and please click on the “DONATE” button and help support [...]
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086 - The Man With An Arby’s Commercial Between His Legs
while Molly is away in Las Vegas, TP brings on his sexy female drummer to join the crew to talk infidelity and sex toys; men with roast beef; John with ape-tit and stone-clit; terrible sexual song lyrics and erotic literature; and unfulfilling rendezvous with George Michael and Fred Schneider. please visit our sponsors Amazon and Gamefly [...]
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085 - Bloody Coins And The Bailey Jay Proposal
Dr. Stacy and Molly try to educate John and Henry about periods and PMS; then battle the Johnimal’s ranting against the Dalai Lama; China’s Wankathon; and John reveals his feelings for Bailey Jay. please visit our sponsors Amazon and Gamefly by clicking their banners at: www.RiotCast.com/WhyYouSuckInBed and please click on the “DONATE” button and help support our [...]
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084 - Adele, Doodle, and The Roofie Smoothie
Dr. Stacy and Molly take a look back at the best and worst sex stories of 2012. John rants about Adele and surprises everyone with his verbal masturbation technique. please visit our sponsors Amazon and Gamefly by clicking their banners at: www.RiotCast.com/WhyYouSuckInBed and please click on the “DONATE” button and help support our podcast. any amount would be helpful [...]
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083 - Why You Suck In Bed Kills Xmas
Molly The Sexy Grinch expresses her hatred towards Christmas; Christmas sex positions; sexy toy gifts; sex coupons; a sexually aroused suicide; John’s fraternity sex tips; Xmas vs. busting a nut; Stacy remembers Christmas pasts with John and Henry; Bruno with porn stars, midgets and a clown; Stacy makes the mistake of asking TP how he’s [...]
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082 - Springsteen’s Serpent
the crew celebrates their 82nd episode; the girls discuss their photoshoot; Henry The Ninth returns; Dr. Stacy leaves her parents’ home and returns to sexual activity; The Boss’s cock helps us all recover from Sandy; sexual harassment; are you peeing or squirting?; misconceptions about female masturbation; cuckold fetish; male sexual confidence; Bruno gets interviewing tips [...]
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080 - An Amish Podcast Regarding Sexual Intercourse
Dr. Stacy returns as the cast makes its first ever journey into TP’s apartment to record; still displaced from their homes, Stacy and John discuss what’s it is like to live with their parents again and try to have sex on their childhood beds. please visit our sponsors Amazon and Gamefly by clicking their banners at: www.RiotCast.com/WhyYouSuckInBed
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078 - Sandy In The Bear Den
the destruction of Hurricane Sandy leaves the WYSIB crew in disarray - with the recording studio, Dr. Stacy’s and John’s apartments all destroyed, and Molly and TP both without power, they turn to old friend Barney who offers his “Bear Den” as temporary recording facilities; online porn habits are discussed; Molly reads erotic literature by [...]
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077 - Cuckoo For Caca
John’s curious bathroom habits spark a passionate, fecal-fueled debate; Stacy and Molly put their medical and science backgrounds up against John and Henry the 9th in a strange argument involving the elasticity of porn star orifices and the existence of Santa Claus. please visit our sponsors Amazon and Gamefly at: www.Riotcast.com/WhyYouSuckInBed
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076 - Who Who Raped Me
Dr. Stacy recounts her recent rendezvous with Henry the 9th as he returns to retrieve his laundered shorts; learn about Molly losing her virginity; hear the crew read the new messages from TP’s stalker; Molly’s discusses her penis envy; and an abundance of listener email is read. please visit our sponsors Amazon and Gamefly at: www.Riotcast.com/WhyYouSuckInBed
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067 - Molly’s Lips
find out what’s between Molly’s bi-curious lips; take a tour of labia minora on the great wall of vagina; Stacy tests Molly’s sex knowledge; body hair; ass babies; masturbating on the bowl; erogenous zones; horny cities; and John’s guilty pleasures. please visit our sponsors Amazon and Gamefly at www.Riotcast.com/WhyYouSuckInBed www.RiotCast.com
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066 - Birth Control Breath Mints
meet the sexy Molly as she auditions to join the WYSIB cast; John rants vagina on the road; the birth of female masturbation; the bisexual male; the theory of “everyone needs dick”; drowning sex dolls; Olympic sex; a missing penis; sex, sex, sex, sex, sex!!!!! please visit our sponsors Amazon and Gamefly at www.riotcast.com/WhyYouSuckInBed [...]
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059 - Where In The World Is Cali Rose?
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058 - Blasts From The Past
from the WYSIB vault comes… www.RiotCast.com
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057 - The Episode That Never Happened
more wacky sex-capades with Dr. Stacy, Cali Rose, and TP… www.RiotCast.com
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056 - Jelq You
is jelqing a myth? can men really be bi-sexual? and pay attention to the WYSIB sexual history lesson! no excuses, because now you know! (ladies, stay away from Egypt!) www.RiotCast.com
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055 - Bacon Wrapped Penis
the world of men and the fascinating penis; Cali plays with some new sex toys; and the girls reveal their stripper routines. www.RiotCast.com
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054 - Titties And Suicide
the adventures of Cali’s cavernous vaginal vacuuum; Bruno interviews the girls while they receive lapdances; TP is his usual happy-go-lucky self; and THERE IS NO SIGN OF THE ANGRY BIRD!!!!!! www.RiotCast.com
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053 - Under The Ballsack
Cali battles The Angry Bird in this urine-soaked, vagina-filled episode under the ballsack/where we’ll be havin’ some fun… www.RiotCast.com
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052 - Send It Home
Cali twists the knife into yet another broken heart for TP; Stacy explains the importance of air conditioning; and the true origin of Stacy and TP’s relationship is revealed.
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051 - Ben Wa Balls And The Crucifix
Cali starts reading sub/dom porn and discusses her new sex ideas with a religious bent. www.RiotCast.com
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050 - Cornstock
the girls and Bruno get lap dances with Howard Stern’s Ronnie the Limo Driver in a VIP room; Stacy’s ex John returns to discuss his separation from his wife; TP has a night of “heavy petting”; and Cali has an interesting idea regarding corn. www.RiotCast.com
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049 - Scents Of A Woman
odorous vagina follows Dr. Stacy wherever she goes, including her trip to Mexico; the girls spend a night on the town with Assistant Skyler; Stacy’s ass draws it’s usual attention; Bruno returns; and TP feels up the girls!!!! www.RiotCast.com
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048a - The Money Shot - Organic Orgasms
048a - The Money Shot - Organic Orgasms www.RiotCast.com
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048 - A Clockwork Cali
Cali faces vicious punishment from Stacy and TP for her lateness; and did somebody say ‘bestiality’?
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047 - Bruno Gone Wild, Part 2
Once again, Man On The Street Bruno is out and about, losing his voice and asking the questions no one else dares to ask. in this installment, Bruno encounters an elderly gentleman who appreciates himself, tries to find the real answer to a happy ending, meets the man some call ‘tree trunk’ and runs afoul [...]
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046 - Riding Stumps For America
While Stacy the blow-up doll is violated repeatedly, Cali spends time as a sushi platter, TP’s cornhole stalker returns and bizarre sexual practices are discussed, giving Cali an idea on how to face one of her phobias. www.RiotCast.com
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045 - A Year In The Can
Why You Suck In Bed celebrates one year of podcasting with glass noodles and firebush, dry heaving to pints of ejaculate, a woman with two vaginas and Cali becoming allergic to life. www.RiotCast.com
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044 - Mad Scientist Biting Hour
special guest Mad Scientist Party Hour’s Kevin Kraft joins the cast in sharing their fondest memories of Whitney Houston; the girls go see TP in his ‘rockstar’ persona; Cali goes on a flesh-biting frenzy. www.RiotCast.com
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043a - Grammys
043a - The Money Shot - watching the Grammys www.RiotCast.com
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043 - Object Sexual
love, sex, and marriage with inanimate objects; Cali discusses her combo nipples and her childrens birthday party adventure; the girls experience public defecation; the return of hot-blind Dr. Stacy drives TP closer to suicide. www.RiotCast.com
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042 - Dr. Cali And Stacy Rose
Dr. Stacy and Cali Rose reverse roles; the audience and cast share stalking stories. www.RiotCast.com
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041 - Jarmel Berries
Cali hires an assistant, talks of golden nectar and bleeding meatballs, Dr. Stacy questions her life as a serial monogamist, and the adventure of TP and the Connecticut blowjob. www.RiotCast.com
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037a - The Money Shot - How’s Your Father?
WHY YOU SUCK IN BED episode 037a - The Money Shot - How’s Your Father? www.GloryHoleRadio.com
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037 - The Pussification of Cali Rose
a “new” Cali returns from California and discusses her vertically challenged sex partner, the BJ saga of TP comes to a head, we find out what men think about more than sex, and an abundance of listener emails are read, all making for a nice Angry Bird-free episode. www.GloryHoleRadio.com
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036 - Brother, Can You Spare a Blowjob?
on this week’s episode - Cali is MIA, Bruno fills in, audience punishment, oral discussion, what the Dutch can teach us, Stacy shares some family drama, and the crew face the age-old question of “why are we here?” www.GloryHoleRadio.com
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035 - Token Vagina
While Cali is away, Dr. Stacy is one vagina flying solo with “Man on the Street” Bruno filling in as guest host to discuss Gary Oldman, Ronnie the Limo Driver, Star Wars sex, and TP’s BJ adventure. www.GloryHoleRadio.com
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034 - Benjy Bronk and His Poorly Colored Scruff
Benjy Bronk from the Howard Stern show appears to talk about ‘the perfect wife’ and his strange predilection for Ricki Lake. Cali most likely offends another region of the United States, the girls compare their nipples and Stacy’s angry pussy makes an appearance. www.GloryHoleRadio.com
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033a - The Money Shot - Maybe You Touched Your Genitals
The Money Shot - Maybe You Touched Your Genitals www.GloryHoleRadio.com
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033 - Welcome Back Cocktease
the girls and the token return to talk about their hiatus, blowjob trends, midget oral, cock-teasing, and the keytar. www.GloryHoleRadio.com
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032 - WYSIB Fan Appreciation Episode, Part 1
on yet another very special episode of “Why You Suck In Bed” - the girls and the Token are still away on their mysterious “hiatus” as their intrepid Man On The Street Bruno calls fans of the show to ask them questions in his own inimitable style… www.GloryHoleRadio.com
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031 - Bruno Gone Wild
on a very special episode of “Why You Suck In Bed” while the girls and the Token are away on their mysterious “hiatus” Bruno holds down the fort in the way that only Bruno can - by defying sobriety and asking the questions we all want answers to… www.GloryHoleRadio.com
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030a - The Money Shot - Who Shot T.P.?
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030 - Cliffhanger
will Dr. Stacy bang the rest of the Glory Hole network or return to the convent? will Cali finally do anal? will TP find Becca? will Bruno be propositioned during an interview? what about the pudding? will any of these questions be answered? www.GloryHoleRadio.com
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029a - The Money Shot - Pre-Wedding Jitters
why are you getting married? www.GloryHoleRadio.com
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029 - Phallus Among Us
the return of Cali’s leaky cabin vag and the pussy-chain reaction, Stacy’s favorite ex, a theme song for Bruno, and what NOT to do with a penis! www.GloryHoleRadio.com
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028a - The Money Shot - COX
penis slang. www.GloryHoleRadio.com
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028 - Dr. Bombshell, or, How We Learned To Listen To Our...
Cali celebrates Stacy’s bombshell, listener topics are addressed, listener emails are answered, and Bruno returns with some more interviews. www.GloryHoleRadio.com
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027a- The Money Shot- Vag Slang
vagina slang. www.GloryHoleRadio.com
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027 - Cali’s Deformity Diet
accidental sexts, foot nipples, bucket list midgets, Cali’s perfect diet, and listener emails are answered. www.GloryHoleRadio.com
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026 - The Vaginal Trainwreck
Stacy refuses to laugh, Cali rants against corn, the girls can’t stop singing and explain how vaginas could rule the world. www.GloryHoleRadio.com
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025 - The Magic Bean and the Beanstalk
fashion tips, the swagger, stacy’s miracle dress, women’s restroom camaraderie and hermaphrodites www.GloryHoleRadio.com
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024a - Post-Divorce Dating
024a- The Money Shot- Post-Divorce Dating www.GloryHoleRadio.com
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024 - El Vaselino
TP’s birthday “celebration,” Vaselino and shitting on dicks, Bruno clips and blowjobs. nipples and masturbation techniques www.GloryHoleRadio.com
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023a - The Money Shot - Gay Marriage Equality Act
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023 - Let’s Get Ready To Rumble
Female ejaculate, older woman/younger man relationships, TP returns with a “Gina” update… www.GloryHoleRadio.com
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022 - Stood Up
While TP is still away, the ladies get stuck for a second week and try to pull together a show with the help of Bruno. www.GloryHoleRadio.com
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021 - The French Braided Forest of Craziness
Stacy’s ex, John, returns, period sex, Cali’s fat girl apology, and chocolate pudding wrestling? www.GloryHoleRadio.com
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020a - The Money Shot: Farting
The Money Shot: Farting www.GloryHoleRadio.com
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020 -When Cali Met Sally
Bruno and High Pitch Eric talk blowjobs , Cali’s ex-girlfriend visits, and Cali’s delves deep into her soul. www.GloryHoleRadio.com
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019a - The Money Shot: How To Dress Sexy
The Money Shot: How To Dress Sexy www.GloryHoleRadio.com
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019 - Love and Other Crap
Love declarations, dirty talk, the new Cali, spelunking lady parts and baby oil wrestling. www.GloryHoleRadio.com
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018a - The Money Shot: Bruno and the Porn Star
The Money Shot: Bruno and the Porn Star www.GloryHoleRadio.com
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018 - Franco Takes On Drunk Cali
Franco is back to discuss first time sex stories and his relationship with Dr. Stacy. www.GloryHoleRadio.com
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017a - The Money Shot: Online Dating
The Money Shot: Online Dating www.GloryHoleRadio.com
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017 - The Glory Hole Invades
Franco Del Valle of The Glory Hole visits to discuss asshole bleaching and why Stacy is no longer a nun. www.GloryHoleRadio.com
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016a - The Money Shot: Ballsacks
The Money Shot: Ballsacks www.GloryHoleRadio.com
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016 - Dr. Stacy Enters the Convent
Stacy ponders her life as a nun, Lint Roller sex, Wedding sex, and Bruno clips. www.GloryHoleRadio.com
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015a - Testicles
The Money Shot: Testicles
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015 - Reunited
The crew’s reaction to being on Howard Stern News, Cali is banned from ass talk, Bruno Clips, and the debut of the ‘Camel Toe’ song. www.GloryHoleRadio.com
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014 - Whore Bell
Benjy Bronk, Rob Sprance, and Chris Forney return to play F, Marry, Kill and analyze Cali. www.GloryHoleRadio.com
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013 - Worlds Collide
The ladies hang with Benjy Bronk, along with Rob Sprance and Chris Fortney from ‘The Glory Hole’ podcast. www.GloryHoleRadio.com
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012a - The Money Shot: Angry Listener eMail
The Money Shot: Angry Listener eMail www.GloryHoleRadio.com
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012 - Free the Beef
Cali’s Cock Challenge, The First Why You Suck In Bed Contest is announced, Camel Toes and Stone Babies. www.GloryHoleRadio.com
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011a - The Money Shot: Fart Fetishes and Flirting
The Money Shot: Fart Fetishes and Flirting www.GloryHoleRadio.com
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011 - Alligator Fuck
TP’s Ex-Spot, Dr. Stacy partakes in an ass-off, Cali responds to Franco’s challenge, and a major announcement is made! www.GloryHoleRadio.com
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010 - Hate Jerk with Bruno
Cali is drunk again, blueberries, anal mishaps, and Bruno is in studio. www.GloryHoleRadio.com
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009 - The Lesbian Newlywed Game
Cali reveals her powers over the erection and why she is a human bidet. Lesbians compete in The Newlywed Game, and a debate ensues over the C-Ring of Death. www.GloryHoleRadio.com
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008a - The Money Shot: Pubic Hair
The Money Shot: Pubic Hair www.GloryHoleRadio.com
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008- Handlebars
Emails, fetishes, and a group sing along. www,GloryHoleRadio.com
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007a - The Money Shot: Phone Sex
The Money Shot: Phone Sex www.gloryholeradio.com
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007 - The Return of the Angry TP
TP returns with a new attitude, listener emails are answered, Bruno returns as the man on the street and we try to locate the elusive Becca. www.gloryholeradio.com
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006 - Musicians and Penis
Penis names, Porn, and Kid Savant. www.gloryholeradio.com
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005 - Meet Jamal
Cali reacts to Franco’s recent insult, penis nicknames, and the mudslide. www.gloryholeradio.com
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004 - The John Pays a Visit
Dr. Stacy brings another Ex to the show as drunken debates ensue over swinging and the sanctity of marriage. www.gloryholeradio.com
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003 - The Backdoor
Learn the definition of sex and all the fun that comes with a live studio audience. www.gloryholeradio.com
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