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A Crooked Kind of Perfect

Linda Urban

Carnegie Hall, look out! Zoe Elias has big musical dreams. As soon as she gets a glossy baby grand piano, she'll be on her way. Trouble is, what Zoe gets is a wood-grained, vinyl-seated, wheeze-bag organ. The Perfectone D-60. How will she ever be discovered as a prodigy when her lesson book is The Hits of the Seventies? Not even a cha-cha beat can make the theme song from The Brady Bunch sound like Beethoven. If you add to that problem a mom who's always at work, a dad who's afraid to leave the house, and an odd boy who follows her home from school every day, Zoe's big dreams are looking pretty lopsided. But when she enters the annual Perform-O-Rama organ competition, Zoe discovers that life is full of surprises-and that maybe a little lopsidedness will help her find what she's really hoping for.

Carnegie Hall, look out! Zoe Elias has big musical dreams. As soon as she gets a glossy baby grand piano, she'll be on her way. Trouble is, what Zoe gets is a wood-grained, vinyl-seated, wheeze-bag organ. The Perfectone D-60. How will she ever be discovered as a prodigy when her lesson book is The Hits of the Seventies? Not even a cha-cha beat can make the theme song from The Brady Bunch sound like Beethoven. If you add to that problem a mom who's always at work, a dad who's afraid to leave the house, and an odd boy who follows her home from school every day, Zoe's big dreams are looking pretty lopsided. But when she enters the annual Perform-O-Rama organ competition, Zoe discovers that life is full of surprises-and that maybe a little lopsidedness will help her find what she's really hoping for.
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Carnegie Hall, look out! Zoe Elias has big musical dreams. As soon as she gets a glossy baby grand piano, she'll be on her way. Trouble is, what Zoe gets is a wood-grained, vinyl-seated, wheeze-bag organ. The Perfectone D-60. How will she ever be discovered as a prodigy when her lesson book is The Hits of the Seventies? Not even a cha-cha beat can make the theme song from The Brady Bunch sound like Beethoven. If you add to that problem a mom who's always at work, a dad who's afraid to leave the house, and an odd boy who follows her home from school every day, Zoe's big dreams are looking pretty lopsided. But when she enters the annual Perform-O-Rama organ competition, Zoe discovers that life is full of surprises-and that maybe a little lopsidedness will help her find what she's really hoping for.

Language:

English

Narrators:

Tai Alexandra Ricci

Length:

3h 19m


Chapters

Introduction
Introduction

01:19


Chapter 1
Chapter 1

00:15


Chapter 2
Chapter 2

01:32


Chapter 3
Chapter 3

04:10


Chapter 4
Chapter 4

04:29


Chapter 5
Chapter 5

02:06


Chapter 6
Chapter 6

02:01


Chapter 7
Chapter 7

01:41


Chapter 8
Chapter 8

01:11


Chapter 9
Chapter 9

04:59


Chapter 10
Chapter 10

02:25


Chapter 11
Chapter 11

04:03


Chapter 12
Chapter 12

05:58


Chapter 13
Chapter 13

02:21


Chapter 14
Chapter 14

01:22


Chapter 15
Chapter 15

03:57


Chapter 16
Chapter 16

02:11


Chapter 17
Chapter 17

00:28


Chapter 18
Chapter 18

01:30


Chapter 19
Chapter 19

03:46


Chapter 20
Chapter 20

03:14


Chapter 21
Chapter 21

03:02


Chapter 22
Chapter 22

01:27


Chapter 23
Chapter 23

02:58


Chapter 24
Chapter 24

01:12


Chapter 25
Chapter 25

00:39


Chapter 26
Chapter 26

03:17


Chapter 27
Chapter 27

01:14


Chapter 28
Chapter 28

02:30


Chapter 29
Chapter 29

00:57


Chapter 30
Chapter 30

03:28


Chapter 31
Chapter 31

01:30


Chapter 32
Chapter 32

00:08


Chapter 33
Chapter 33

01:33


Chapter 34
Chapter 34

01:41


Chapter 35
Chapter 35

00:08


Chapter 36
Chapter 36

01:38


Chapter 37
Chapter 37

03:35


Chapter 38
Chapter 38

01:00


Chapter 39
Chapter 39

03:58


Chapter 40
Chapter 40

00:57


Chapter 41
Chapter 41

00:35


Chapter 42
Chapter 42

02:40


Chapter 43
Chapter 43

03:05


Chapter 44
Chapter 44

02:44


Chapter 45
Chapter 45

00:51


Chapter 46
Chapter 46

00:56


Chapter 47
Chapter 47

01:08


Chapter 48
Chapter 48

00:47


Chapter 49
Chapter 49

03:13


Chapter 50
Chapter 50

01:03


Chapter 51
Chapter 51

04:11


Chapter 52
Chapter 52

00:47


Chapter 53
Chapter 53

00:08


Chapter 54
Chapter 54

01:35


Chapter 55
Chapter 55

02:20


Chapter 56
Chapter 56

02:30


Chapter 57
Chapter 57

01:19


Chapter 58
Chapter 58

03:36


Chapter 59
Chapter 59

02:22


Chapter 60
Chapter 60

01:55


Chapter 61
Chapter 61

04:38


Chapter 62
Chapter 62

02:02


Chapter 63
Chapter 63

01:20


Chapter 64
Chapter 64

03:47


Chapter 65
Chapter 65

01:21


Chapter 66
Chapter 66

02:25


Chapter 67
Chapter 67

06:01


Chapter 68
Chapter 68

02:23


Chapter 69
Chapter 69

01:22


Chapter 70
Chapter 70

00:48


Chapter 71
Chapter 71

00:52


Chapter 72
Chapter 72

02:32


Chapter 73
Chapter 73

02:19


Chapter 74
Chapter 74

04:21


Chapter 75
Chapter 75

00:34


Chapter 76
Chapter 76

01:22


Chapter 77
Chapter 77

00:52


Chapter 78
Chapter 78

01:58


Chapter 79
Chapter 79

04:30


Chapter 80
Chapter 80

04:48


Chapter 81
Chapter 81

02:38


Chapter 82
Chapter 82

01:37


Chapter 83
Chapter 83

02:33


Chapter 84
Chapter 84

00:52


Chapter 85
Chapter 85

03:08


Chapter 86
Chapter 86

03:56


Chapter 87
Chapter 87

05:03