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Angels, Vampires and Douche Bags

Carla Collins

A HILARIOUS AND UPLIFTING MOTIVATIONAL BOOK LIKE NO OTHER In this candid confessional, comedian Carla Collins divides the world into the angels who guide us, inspire us, and save our butts; the sexy and trendy vampires who suck the life out of us; and the douche bags who constantly annoy, disgust and taunt us. With a fast wit, fake breasts and real heart, Collins shares her unconventional journey from a small steel town in Ontario, Canada to Tinseltown L.A. On this wild and revealing romp, she navigates her way through seventy-two imaginary friends, multiple fiancés, eight dogs, two marriages, and one topless grandmother. Her hard-earned life lessons will show you that by taking risks, embracing humiliation and tapping into the power of laughter, anything is possible-and everyone is manageable. Attract more angels into your life, control your vampires, and keep all the douche bags at bay. Angels, Vampires and Douche Bags is original, edgy, uplifting and laugh-out-loud funny.

A HILARIOUS AND UPLIFTING MOTIVATIONAL BOOK LIKE NO OTHER In this candid confessional, comedian Carla Collins divides the world into the angels who guide us, inspire us, and save our butts; the sexy and trendy vampires who suck the life out of us; and the douche bags who constantly annoy, disgust and taunt us. With a fast wit, fake breasts and real heart, Collins shares her unconventional journey from a small steel town in Ontario, Canada to Tinseltown L.A. On this wild and revealing romp, she navigates her way through seventy-two imaginary friends, multiple fiancés, eight dogs, two marriages, and one topless grandmother. Her hard-earned life lessons will show you that by taking risks, embracing humiliation and tapping into the power of laughter, anything is possible-and everyone is manageable. Attract more angels into your life, control your vampires, and keep all the douche bags at bay. Angels, Vampires and Douche Bags is original, edgy, uplifting and laugh-out-loud funny.
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Genres:

Humor

Description:

A HILARIOUS AND UPLIFTING MOTIVATIONAL BOOK LIKE NO OTHER In this candid confessional, comedian Carla Collins divides the world into the angels who guide us, inspire us, and save our butts; the sexy and trendy vampires who suck the life out of us; and the douche bags who constantly annoy, disgust and taunt us. With a fast wit, fake breasts and real heart, Collins shares her unconventional journey from a small steel town in Ontario, Canada to Tinseltown L.A. On this wild and revealing romp, she navigates her way through seventy-two imaginary friends, multiple fiancés, eight dogs, two marriages, and one topless grandmother. Her hard-earned life lessons will show you that by taking risks, embracing humiliation and tapping into the power of laughter, anything is possible-and everyone is manageable. Attract more angels into your life, control your vampires, and keep all the douche bags at bay. Angels, Vampires and Douche Bags is original, edgy, uplifting and laugh-out-loud funny.

Language:

English

Length:

3h 12m


Chapters

Free Sample

03:15

Introduction
Introduction

03:21


Chapter 1
Chapter 1

03:17


Chapter 2
Chapter 2

15:41


Chapter 3
Chapter 3

09:20


Chapter 4
Chapter 4

14:53


Chapter 5
Chapter 5

19:08


Chapter 6
Chapter 6

03:26


Chapter 7
Chapter 7

16:01


Chapter 8
Chapter 8

10:52


Chapter 9
Chapter 9

11:46


Chapter 10
Chapter 10

14:47


Chapter 11
Chapter 11

07:26


Chapter 12
Chapter 12

13:00


Chapter 13
Chapter 13

15:54


Chapter 14
Chapter 14

13:48


Chapter 15
Chapter 15

19:57