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Babyhood

Paul Reiser

I'm going to be totally honest. This is not the kind of audiobook that can help you. It's not a "how-to," a "when-to," or a "what-to-expect." It's not even endorsed by anyone remotely connected to the medical profession. (Although a cousin of mine who sells carpeting to doctors' offices not only found it "insightful" and "informative," but felt that, "if properly vacuumed, it should last a lifetime.") "A fine endorsement," you say. "But if I have only one audiobook to buy, shouldn't I go for the helpful one?" Let's compare: Those "know-it-all" books tell you how to have a happy, healthy pregnancy. My book mentions a squirrel. Those books tell you how to care for a newborn child. My book describes how tired I am. Those books give you essential information you can use in a life-threatening emergency. My book has some very amusing anecdotes about poop. So really, it's up to you. If you want to be prepared and well-informed, I understand. But if you enjoy hearing the words "pterodactyl" and "uterus" in the same book, you've come to the right place. From the Compact Disc edition.

I'm going to be totally honest. This is not the kind of audiobook that can help you. It's not a "how-to," a "when-to," or a "what-to-expect." It's not even endorsed by anyone remotely connected to the medical profession. (Although a cousin of mine who sells carpeting to doctors' offices not only found it "insightful" and "informative," but felt that, "if properly vacuumed, it should last a lifetime.") "A fine endorsement," you say. "But if I have only one audiobook to buy, shouldn't I go for the helpful one?" Let's compare: Those "know-it-all" books tell you how to have a happy, healthy pregnancy. My book mentions a squirrel. Those books tell you how to care for a newborn child. My book describes how tired I am. Those books give you essential information you can use in a life-threatening emergency. My book has some very amusing anecdotes about poop. So really, it's up to you. If you want to be prepared and well-informed, I understand. But if you enjoy hearing the words "pterodactyl" and "uterus" in the same book, you've come to the right place. From the Compact Disc edition.
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I'm going to be totally honest. This is not the kind of audiobook that can help you. It's not a "how-to," a "when-to," or a "what-to-expect." It's not even endorsed by anyone remotely connected to the medical profession. (Although a cousin of mine who sells carpeting to doctors' offices not only found it "insightful" and "informative," but felt that, "if properly vacuumed, it should last a lifetime.") "A fine endorsement," you say. "But if I have only one audiobook to buy, shouldn't I go for the helpful one?" Let's compare: Those "know-it-all" books tell you how to have a happy, healthy pregnancy. My book mentions a squirrel. Those books tell you how to care for a newborn child. My book describes how tired I am. Those books give you essential information you can use in a life-threatening emergency. My book has some very amusing anecdotes about poop. So really, it's up to you. If you want to be prepared and well-informed, I understand. But if you enjoy hearing the words "pterodactyl" and "uterus" in the same book, you've come to the right place. From the Compact Disc edition.

Language:

English

Length:

4h 17m


Chapters

Introduction
Introduction

05:16


Chapter 1
Chapter 1

06:01


Chapter 2
Chapter 2

04:57


Chapter 3
Chapter 3

04:30


Chapter 4
Chapter 4

05:30


Chapter 5
Chapter 5

04:53


Chapter 6
Chapter 6

04:20


Chapter 7
Chapter 7

03:29


Chapter 8
Chapter 8

04:37


Chapter 9
Chapter 9

04:43


Chapter 10
Chapter 10

04:34


Chapter 11
Chapter 11

05:28


Chapter 12
Chapter 12

04:56


Chapter 13
Chapter 13

04:31


Chapter 14
Chapter 14

04:24


Chapter 15
Chapter 15

04:57


Chapter 16
Chapter 16

05:13


Chapter 17
Chapter 17

02:20


Chapter 18
Chapter 18

04:04


Chapter 19
Chapter 19

04:39


Chapter 20
Chapter 20

05:16


Chapter 21
Chapter 21

04:23


Chapter 22
Chapter 22

04:28


Chapter 23
Chapter 23

05:21


Chapter 24
Chapter 24

06:49


Chapter 25
Chapter 25

05:05


Chapter 26
Chapter 26

04:46


Chapter 27
Chapter 27

04:47


Chapter 28
Chapter 28

05:34


Chapter 29
Chapter 29

04:27


Chapter 30
Chapter 30

03:41


Chapter 31
Chapter 31

05:12


Chapter 32
Chapter 32

06:32


Chapter 33
Chapter 33

04:14


Chapter 34
Chapter 34

05:52


Chapter 35
Chapter 35

04:13


Chapter 36
Chapter 36

02:54


Chapter 37
Chapter 37

04:29


Chapter 38
Chapter 38

03:57


Chapter 39
Chapter 39

04:40


Chapter 40
Chapter 40

05:18


Chapter 41
Chapter 41

03:57


Chapter 42
Chapter 42

06:27


Chapter 43
Chapter 43

05:06


Chapter 44
Chapter 44

05:05


Chapter 45
Chapter 45

04:34


Chapter 46
Chapter 46

06:37


Chapter 47
Chapter 47

04:43


Chapter 48
Chapter 48

08:18


Chapter 49
Chapter 49

05:55


Chapter 50
Chapter 50

04:31


Chapter 51
Chapter 51

06:45