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Bad News

Donald E. Westlake

"I'm a robber," John Dortmunder says, "not a grave robber." Yet he soon finds himself in a Long Island cemetery with dirt up to his knees. His old friend Andy Kelp is to blame-Andy and the Internet. For it was while ambling on the Net that Kelp met up with master manipulator Fitzroy Guilderpost and his nefarious companions, the flunked teacher Irwin Gabel and the Las Vegas showgirl Little Feather Redcorn. What these three have in mind is the takeover of an upstate casino, and what they also envision is that Dortmunder and Kelp will not share in the ill-gotten gains. Shovel in hand, Dortmunder wonders whose grave this is. If he isn't careful, it could be his. "Westlake has a genius for comic strategy, and Bad News has a lunatic brilliance worthy of Abbott and Costello."-New York Times

"I'm a robber," John Dortmunder says, "not a grave robber." Yet he soon finds himself in a Long Island cemetery with dirt up to his knees. His old friend Andy Kelp is to blame-Andy and the Internet. For it was while ambling on the Net that Kelp met up with master manipulator Fitzroy Guilderpost and his nefarious companions, the flunked teacher Irwin Gabel and the Las Vegas showgirl Little Feather Redcorn. What these three have in mind is the takeover of an upstate casino, and what they also envision is that Dortmunder and Kelp will not share in the ill-gotten gains. Shovel in hand, Dortmunder wonders whose grave this is. If he isn't careful, it could be his. "Westlake has a genius for comic strategy, and Bad News has a lunatic brilliance worthy of Abbott and Costello."-New York Times
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"I'm a robber," John Dortmunder says, "not a grave robber." Yet he soon finds himself in a Long Island cemetery with dirt up to his knees. His old friend Andy Kelp is to blame-Andy and the Internet. For it was while ambling on the Net that Kelp met up with master manipulator Fitzroy Guilderpost and his nefarious companions, the flunked teacher Irwin Gabel and the Las Vegas showgirl Little Feather Redcorn. What these three have in mind is the takeover of an upstate casino, and what they also envision is that Dortmunder and Kelp will not share in the ill-gotten gains. Shovel in hand, Dortmunder wonders whose grave this is. If he isn't careful, it could be his. "Westlake has a genius for comic strategy, and Bad News has a lunatic brilliance worthy of Abbott and Costello."-New York Times

Language:

English

Narrators:

Michael Kramer

Length:

9h 36m


Chapters

Introduction
Introduction

02:01


Chapter 1
Chapter 1

03:18


Chapter 2
Chapter 2

02:54


Chapter 3
Chapter 3

02:38


Chapter 4
Chapter 4

03:33


Chapter 5
Chapter 5

02:57


Chapter 6
Chapter 6

04:13


Chapter 7
Chapter 7

01:46


Chapter 8
Chapter 8

03:04


Chapter 9
Chapter 9

02:34


Chapter 10
Chapter 10

02:25


Chapter 11
Chapter 11

03:38


Chapter 12
Chapter 12

02:23


Chapter 13
Chapter 13

03:47


Chapter 14
Chapter 14

03:05


Chapter 15
Chapter 15

02:53


Chapter 16
Chapter 16

02:59


Chapter 17
Chapter 17

03:43


Chapter 18
Chapter 18

02:25


Chapter 19
Chapter 19

02:41


Chapter 20
Chapter 20

03:23


Chapter 21
Chapter 21

03:15


Chapter 22
Chapter 22

02:55


Chapter 23
Chapter 23

02:13


Chapter 24
Chapter 24

01:27


Chapter 25
Chapter 25

02:14


Chapter 26
Chapter 26

03:38


Chapter 27
Chapter 27

02:23


Chapter 28
Chapter 28

02:50


Chapter 29
Chapter 29

03:10


Chapter 30
Chapter 30

03:03


Chapter 31
Chapter 31

03:18


Chapter 32
Chapter 32

02:24


Chapter 33
Chapter 33

03:06


Chapter 34
Chapter 34

03:00


Chapter 35
Chapter 35

01:27


Chapter 36
Chapter 36

01:37


Chapter 37
Chapter 37

02:55


Chapter 38
Chapter 38

03:17


Chapter 39
Chapter 39

02:51


Chapter 40
Chapter 40

03:23


Chapter 41
Chapter 41

02:56


Chapter 42
Chapter 42

03:42


Chapter 43
Chapter 43

02:40


Chapter 44
Chapter 44

02:28


Chapter 45
Chapter 45

02:50


Chapter 46
Chapter 46

03:17


Chapter 47
Chapter 47

03:29


Chapter 48
Chapter 48

03:03


Chapter 49
Chapter 49

01:08


Chapter 50
Chapter 50

02:11


Chapter 51
Chapter 51

01:51


Chapter 52
Chapter 52

03:11


Chapter 53
Chapter 53

02:49


Chapter 54
Chapter 54

03:29


Chapter 55
Chapter 55

02:42


Chapter 56
Chapter 56

03:57


Chapter 57
Chapter 57

01:53


Chapter 58
Chapter 58

03:15


Chapter 59
Chapter 59

01:59


Chapter 60
Chapter 60

04:09


Chapter 61
Chapter 61

02:50


Chapter 62
Chapter 62

03:07


Chapter 63
Chapter 63

03:07


Chapter 64
Chapter 64

03:06


Chapter 65
Chapter 65

02:14


Chapter 66
Chapter 66

03:42


Chapter 67
Chapter 67

03:42


Chapter 68
Chapter 68

02:30


Chapter 69
Chapter 69

02:59


Chapter 70
Chapter 70

02:54


Chapter 71
Chapter 71

02:59


Chapter 72
Chapter 72

02:18


Chapter 73
Chapter 73

03:46


Chapter 74
Chapter 74

02:40


Chapter 75
Chapter 75

01:10


Chapter 76
Chapter 76

02:26


Chapter 77
Chapter 77

00:57


Chapter 78
Chapter 78

01:31


Chapter 79
Chapter 79

02:30


Chapter 80
Chapter 80

03:40


Chapter 81
Chapter 81

02:51


Chapter 82
Chapter 82

03:07


Chapter 83
Chapter 83

03:28


Chapter 84
Chapter 84

02:54


Chapter 85
Chapter 85

02:43


Chapter 86
Chapter 86

03:04


Chapter 87
Chapter 87

03:33


Chapter 88
Chapter 88

02:31


Chapter 89
Chapter 89

03:00


Chapter 90
Chapter 90

03:20


Chapter 91
Chapter 91

03:18


Chapter 92
Chapter 92

02:31


Chapter 93
Chapter 93

02:49


Chapter 94
Chapter 94

03:10


Chapter 95
Chapter 95

03:18


Chapter 96
Chapter 96

00:47


Chapter 97
Chapter 97

01:50


Chapter 98
Chapter 98

03:13


Chapter 99
Chapter 99

02:55


Chapter 100
Chapter 100

03:32


Chapter 101
Chapter 101

03:19


Chapter 102
Chapter 102

01:30


Chapter 103
Chapter 103

03:33


Chapter 104
Chapter 104

03:10


Chapter 105
Chapter 105

03:06


Chapter 106
Chapter 106

02:54


Chapter 107
Chapter 107

02:21


Chapter 108
Chapter 108

03:41


Chapter 109
Chapter 109

02:52


Chapter 110
Chapter 110

01:38


Chapter 111
Chapter 111

04:26


Chapter 112
Chapter 112

02:57


Chapter 113
Chapter 113

02:58


Chapter 114
Chapter 114

03:09


Chapter 115
Chapter 115

01:31


Chapter 116
Chapter 116

01:54


Chapter 117
Chapter 117

02:57


Chapter 118
Chapter 118

02:50


Chapter 119
Chapter 119

02:42


Chapter 120
Chapter 120

03:41


Chapter 121
Chapter 121

02:46


Chapter 122
Chapter 122

03:07


Chapter 123
Chapter 123

02:37


Chapter 124
Chapter 124

03:41


Chapter 125
Chapter 125

02:17


Chapter 126
Chapter 126

03:56


Chapter 127
Chapter 127

03:19


Chapter 128
Chapter 128

03:04


Chapter 129
Chapter 129

02:07


Chapter 130
Chapter 130

02:37


Chapter 131
Chapter 131

02:53


Chapter 132
Chapter 132

00:41


Chapter 133
Chapter 133

02:21


Chapter 134
Chapter 134

03:41


Chapter 135
Chapter 135

02:41


Chapter 136
Chapter 136

02:58


Chapter 137
Chapter 137

02:16


Chapter 138
Chapter 138

04:03


Chapter 139
Chapter 139

02:26


Chapter 140
Chapter 140

00:54


Chapter 141
Chapter 141

02:35


Chapter 142
Chapter 142

03:09


Chapter 143
Chapter 143

02:58


Chapter 144
Chapter 144

02:30


Chapter 145
Chapter 145

03:21


Chapter 146
Chapter 146

02:59


Chapter 147
Chapter 147

03:14


Chapter 148
Chapter 148

02:44


Chapter 149
Chapter 149

03:07


Chapter 150
Chapter 150

02:41


Chapter 151
Chapter 151

03:09


Chapter 152
Chapter 152

03:30


Chapter 153
Chapter 153

02:23


Chapter 154
Chapter 154

02:40


Chapter 155
Chapter 155

02:58


Chapter 156
Chapter 156

03:02


Chapter 157
Chapter 157

02:43


Chapter 158
Chapter 158

03:36


Chapter 159
Chapter 159

02:44


Chapter 160
Chapter 160

03:12


Chapter 161
Chapter 161

03:27


Chapter 162
Chapter 162

00:32


Chapter 163
Chapter 163

02:42


Chapter 164
Chapter 164

03:08


Chapter 165
Chapter 165

02:30


Chapter 166
Chapter 166

02:32


Chapter 167
Chapter 167

03:27


Chapter 168
Chapter 168

02:36


Chapter 169
Chapter 169

03:15


Chapter 170
Chapter 170

03:14


Chapter 171
Chapter 171

02:43


Chapter 172
Chapter 172

03:09


Chapter 173
Chapter 173

03:44


Chapter 174
Chapter 174

02:52


Chapter 175
Chapter 175

02:45


Chapter 176
Chapter 176

02:33


Chapter 177
Chapter 177

01:11


Chapter 178
Chapter 178

02:24


Chapter 179
Chapter 179

02:26


Chapter 180
Chapter 180

02:50


Chapter 181
Chapter 181

02:46


Chapter 182
Chapter 182

03:12


Chapter 183
Chapter 183

01:11


Chapter 184
Chapter 184

01:44


Chapter 185
Chapter 185

02:42


Chapter 186
Chapter 186

03:13


Chapter 187
Chapter 187

03:06


Chapter 188
Chapter 188

02:54


Chapter 189
Chapter 189

04:05


Chapter 190
Chapter 190

01:52


Chapter 191
Chapter 191

03:13


Chapter 192
Chapter 192

02:32


Chapter 193
Chapter 193

03:08


Chapter 194
Chapter 194

03:55


Chapter 195
Chapter 195

02:06


Chapter 196
Chapter 196

03:20


Chapter 197
Chapter 197

03:09


Chapter 198
Chapter 198

03:04

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