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Beauty Queens

Libba Bray

The fifty contestants in the Miss Teen Dream pageant thought this was going to be a fun trip to the beach, where they could parade in their state-appropriate costumes and compete in front of the cameras. But sadly, their airplane had another idea, crashing on a desert island and leaving the survivors stranded with little food, little water, and practically no eyeliner. What’s a beauty queen to do? Continue to practice for the talent portion of the program — or wrestle snakes to the ground? Get a perfect tan — or learn to run wild? And what should happen when the sexy pirates show up? Welcome to the heart of non-exfoliated darkness.

The fifty contestants in the Miss Teen Dream pageant thought this was going to be a fun trip to the beach, where they could parade in their state-appropriate costumes and compete in front of the cameras. But sadly, their airplane had another idea, crashing on a desert island and leaving the survivors stranded with little food, little water, and practically no eyeliner. What’s a beauty queen to do? Continue to practice for the talent portion of the program — or wrestle snakes to the ground? Get a perfect tan — or learn to run wild? And what should happen when the sexy pirates show up? Welcome to the heart of non-exfoliated darkness.
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The fifty contestants in the Miss Teen Dream pageant thought this was going to be a fun trip to the beach, where they could parade in their state-appropriate costumes and compete in front of the cameras. But sadly, their airplane had another idea, crashing on a desert island and leaving the survivors stranded with little food, little water, and practically no eyeliner. What’s a beauty queen to do? Continue to practice for the talent portion of the program — or wrestle snakes to the ground? Get a perfect tan — or learn to run wild? And what should happen when the sexy pirates show up? Welcome to the heart of non-exfoliated darkness.

Language:

English

Length:

14h 33m


Chapters

Introduction
Introduction

07:48


Chapter 1
Chapter 1

17:00


Chapter 2
Chapter 2

13:10


Chapter 3
Chapter 3

15:25


Chapter 4
Chapter 4

06:24


Chapter 5
Chapter 5

13:53


Chapter 6
Chapter 6

43:38


Chapter 7
Chapter 7

19:54


Chapter 8
Chapter 8

57:34


Chapter 9
Chapter 9

21:01


Chapter 10
Chapter 10

26:22


Chapter 11
Chapter 11

43:30


Chapter 12
Chapter 12

16:04


Chapter 13
Chapter 13

36:30


Chapter 14
Chapter 14

30:36


Chapter 15
Chapter 15

24:34


Chapter 16
Chapter 16

25:19


Chapter 17
Chapter 17

17:06


Chapter 18
Chapter 18

24:26


Chapter 19
Chapter 19

06:41


Chapter 20
Chapter 20

22:44


Chapter 21
Chapter 21

41:50


Chapter 22
Chapter 22

45:56


Chapter 23
Chapter 23

16:53


Chapter 24
Chapter 24

08:32


Chapter 25
Chapter 25

17:37


Chapter 26
Chapter 26

08:56


Chapter 27
Chapter 27

07:06


Chapter 28
Chapter 28

16:50


Chapter 29
Chapter 29

07:00


Chapter 30
Chapter 30

12:10


Chapter 31
Chapter 31

19:43


Chapter 32
Chapter 32

17:29


Chapter 33
Chapter 33

08:02


Chapter 34
Chapter 34

11:29


Chapter 35
Chapter 35

07:39


Chapter 36
Chapter 36

09:48


Chapter 37
Chapter 37

21:37


Chapter 38
Chapter 38

35:12


Chapter 39
Chapter 39

06:16


Chapter 40
Chapter 40

04:06


Chapter 41
Chapter 41

12:37


Chapter 42
Chapter 42

06:46


Chapter 43
Chapter 43

15:03


Chapter 44
Chapter 44

09:22


Chapter 45
Chapter 45

00:49


Chapter 46
Chapter 46

15:09