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Breathers - A Zombie's Lament-logo

Breathers - A Zombie's Lament

S.G. Browne

For fans of Max Brooks's The Zombie Survival Guide and zombie aficionados everywhere, a hilarious debut novel about life (and love) after death. Meet Andy Warner, a recently deceased everyman and newly minted zombie. Resented by his parents, abandoned by his friends, and reviled by a society that no longer considers him human, Andy is having a bit of trouble adjusting to his new existence. But all that changes when he goes to an Undead Anonymous meeting and finds kindred souls in Rita, an impossibly sexy recent suicide with a taste for the formaldehyde in cosmetic products, and Jerry, a twenty-one-year-old car-crash victim with an exposed brain and a penchant for Renaissance pornography. When the group meets a rogue zombie who teaches them the joys of human flesh, things start to get messy, and Andy embarks on a journey of self-discovery that will take him from his casket to the SPCA to a media-driven class-action lawsuit on behalf of the rights of zombies everywhere. Darkly funny, surprisingly touching, and gory enough to satisfy even the most discerning reader, Breathers is a romantic zombie comedy (rom-zom-com, for short) that will leave you laughing, squirming, and clamoring for more.

For fans of Max Brooks's The Zombie Survival Guide and zombie aficionados everywhere, a hilarious debut novel about life (and love) after death. Meet Andy Warner, a recently deceased everyman and newly minted zombie. Resented by his parents, abandoned by his friends, and reviled by a society that no longer considers him human, Andy is having a bit of trouble adjusting to his new existence. But all that changes when he goes to an Undead Anonymous meeting and finds kindred souls in Rita, an impossibly sexy recent suicide with a taste for the formaldehyde in cosmetic products, and Jerry, a twenty-one-year-old car-crash victim with an exposed brain and a penchant for Renaissance pornography. When the group meets a rogue zombie who teaches them the joys of human flesh, things start to get messy, and Andy embarks on a journey of self-discovery that will take him from his casket to the SPCA to a media-driven class-action lawsuit on behalf of the rights of zombies everywhere. Darkly funny, surprisingly touching, and gory enough to satisfy even the most discerning reader, Breathers is a romantic zombie comedy (rom-zom-com, for short) that will leave you laughing, squirming, and clamoring for more.
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For fans of Max Brooks's The Zombie Survival Guide and zombie aficionados everywhere, a hilarious debut novel about life (and love) after death. Meet Andy Warner, a recently deceased everyman and newly minted zombie. Resented by his parents, abandoned by his friends, and reviled by a society that no longer considers him human, Andy is having a bit of trouble adjusting to his new existence. But all that changes when he goes to an Undead Anonymous meeting and finds kindred souls in Rita, an impossibly sexy recent suicide with a taste for the formaldehyde in cosmetic products, and Jerry, a twenty-one-year-old car-crash victim with an exposed brain and a penchant for Renaissance pornography. When the group meets a rogue zombie who teaches them the joys of human flesh, things start to get messy, and Andy embarks on a journey of self-discovery that will take him from his casket to the SPCA to a media-driven class-action lawsuit on behalf of the rights of zombies everywhere. Darkly funny, surprisingly touching, and gory enough to satisfy even the most discerning reader, Breathers is a romantic zombie comedy (rom-zom-com, for short) that will leave you laughing, squirming, and clamoring for more.

Language:

English

Narrators:

Kirby Heyborne

Length:

9h 17m


Chapters

Introduction
Introduction

00:14


Chapter 1
Chapter 1

07:52


Chapter 2
Chapter 2

06:12


Chapter 3
Chapter 3

06:34


Chapter 4
Chapter 4

05:22


Chapter 5
Chapter 5

05:29


Chapter 6
Chapter 6

05:18


Chapter 7
Chapter 7

05:01


Chapter 8
Chapter 8

05:21


Chapter 9
Chapter 9

08:20


Chapter 10
Chapter 10

07:04


Chapter 11
Chapter 11

06:58


Chapter 12
Chapter 12

06:17


Chapter 13
Chapter 13

07:26


Chapter 14
Chapter 14

06:13


Chapter 15
Chapter 15

06:06


Chapter 16
Chapter 16

06:07


Chapter 17
Chapter 17

07:58


Chapter 18
Chapter 18

08:31


Chapter 19
Chapter 19

06:17


Chapter 20
Chapter 20

05:23


Chapter 21
Chapter 21

06:23


Chapter 22
Chapter 22

06:51


Chapter 23
Chapter 23

06:30


Chapter 24
Chapter 24

06:15


Chapter 25
Chapter 25

06:03


Chapter 26
Chapter 26

07:16


Chapter 27
Chapter 27

06:33


Chapter 28
Chapter 28

06:46


Chapter 29
Chapter 29

07:15


Chapter 30
Chapter 30

08:41


Chapter 31
Chapter 31

05:56


Chapter 32
Chapter 32

05:59


Chapter 33
Chapter 33

05:44


Chapter 34
Chapter 34

05:25


Chapter 35
Chapter 35

04:13


Chapter 36
Chapter 36

09:37


Chapter 37
Chapter 37

06:27


Chapter 38
Chapter 38

07:06


Chapter 39
Chapter 39

07:21


Chapter 40
Chapter 40

07:47


Chapter 41
Chapter 41

09:35


Chapter 42
Chapter 42

06:01


Chapter 43
Chapter 43

05:43


Chapter 44
Chapter 44

04:49


Chapter 45
Chapter 45

08:31


Chapter 46
Chapter 46

07:11


Chapter 47
Chapter 47

05:53


Chapter 48
Chapter 48

07:53


Chapter 49
Chapter 49

05:25


Chapter 50
Chapter 50

06:24


Chapter 51
Chapter 51

07:00


Chapter 52
Chapter 52

06:32


Chapter 53
Chapter 53

08:16


Chapter 54
Chapter 54

06:12


Chapter 55
Chapter 55

06:02


Chapter 56
Chapter 56

09:17


Chapter 57
Chapter 57

07:14


Chapter 58
Chapter 58

05:28


Chapter 59
Chapter 59

06:23


Chapter 60
Chapter 60

07:03


Chapter 61
Chapter 61

06:31


Chapter 62
Chapter 62

06:31


Chapter 63
Chapter 63

08:18


Chapter 64
Chapter 64

06:19


Chapter 65
Chapter 65

05:39


Chapter 66
Chapter 66

09:49


Chapter 67
Chapter 67

04:24


Chapter 68
Chapter 68

06:24


Chapter 69
Chapter 69

04:03


Chapter 70
Chapter 70

07:51


Chapter 71
Chapter 71

07:30


Chapter 72
Chapter 72

05:23


Chapter 73
Chapter 73

07:56


Chapter 74
Chapter 74

04:31


Chapter 75
Chapter 75

07:10


Chapter 76
Chapter 76

07:04


Chapter 77
Chapter 77

06:53


Chapter 78
Chapter 78

07:50


Chapter 79
Chapter 79

06:22


Chapter 80
Chapter 80

03:07


Chapter 81
Chapter 81

07:19


Chapter 82
Chapter 82

05:44


Chapter 83
Chapter 83

06:56


Chapter 84
Chapter 84

06:46


Chapter 85
Chapter 85

00:32