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Bro Code for Parents - What to Expect When You're Awesome

Barney Stinson

The newest book in the New York Times bestselling "Barney Stinson" canon teaches prospective parents everything they need to know to have a legendary kid. "Congratulations!" You're about to have a kid? Well, Bro, you might be asking yourself a series of important questions: Will I ever be able to do awesome things again? Will I be able to afford this? Can I ever have sex again? Will I be a good parent? Am I able to love this child as much as I love my own life? Can I ever have sex again? Well, the answer to all of these questions is a rock solid "no." But just because your life is now a petrifying turd on the canvas of life doesn't mean your kid has to be as lame as you're about to become. And Barney Stinson is here to help.

The newest book in the New York Times bestselling "Barney Stinson" canon teaches prospective parents everything they need to know to have a legendary kid. "Congratulations!" You're about to have a kid? Well, Bro, you might be asking yourself a series of important questions: Will I ever be able to do awesome things again? Will I be able to afford this? Can I ever have sex again? Will I be a good parent? Am I able to love this child as much as I love my own life? Can I ever have sex again? Well, the answer to all of these questions is a rock solid "no." But just because your life is now a petrifying turd on the canvas of life doesn't mean your kid has to be as lame as you're about to become. And Barney Stinson is here to help.
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The newest book in the New York Times bestselling "Barney Stinson" canon teaches prospective parents everything they need to know to have a legendary kid. "Congratulations!" You're about to have a kid? Well, Bro, you might be asking yourself a series of important questions: Will I ever be able to do awesome things again? Will I be able to afford this? Can I ever have sex again? Will I be a good parent? Am I able to love this child as much as I love my own life? Can I ever have sex again? Well, the answer to all of these questions is a rock solid "no." But just because your life is now a petrifying turd on the canvas of life doesn't mean your kid has to be as lame as you're about to become. And Barney Stinson is here to help.

Language:

English

Narrators:

Matt Kuhn, Neil Patrick Harris

Length:

2h 36m


Chapters

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00:40

Chapter 1
Chapter 1

00:39


Chapter 2
Chapter 2

00:12


Chapter 3
Chapter 3

00:51


Chapter 4
Chapter 4

01:51


Chapter 5
Chapter 5

02:36


Chapter 6
Chapter 6

01:32


Chapter 7
Chapter 7

04:51


Chapter 8
Chapter 8

03:27


Chapter 9
Chapter 9

03:01


Chapter 10
Chapter 10

02:05


Chapter 11
Chapter 11

03:36


Chapter 12
Chapter 12

02:29


Chapter 13
Chapter 13

03:11


Chapter 14
Chapter 14

01:48


Chapter 15
Chapter 15

02:09


Chapter 16
Chapter 16

03:43


Chapter 17
Chapter 17

02:01


Chapter 18
Chapter 18

02:57


Chapter 19
Chapter 19

02:44


Chapter 20
Chapter 20

01:32


Chapter 21
Chapter 21

00:59


Chapter 22
Chapter 22

01:45


Chapter 23
Chapter 23

03:07


Chapter 24
Chapter 24

02:41


Chapter 25
Chapter 25

02:18


Chapter 26
Chapter 26

04:39


Chapter 27
Chapter 27

02:47


Chapter 28
Chapter 28

04:06


Chapter 29
Chapter 29

02:54


Chapter 30
Chapter 30

02:57


Chapter 31
Chapter 31

01:50


Chapter 32
Chapter 32

01:55


Chapter 33
Chapter 33

03:17


Chapter 34
Chapter 34

02:32


Chapter 35
Chapter 35

01:36


Chapter 36
Chapter 36

02:32


Chapter 37
Chapter 37

02:43


Chapter 38
Chapter 38

02:06


Chapter 39
Chapter 39

04:37


Chapter 40
Chapter 40

02:18


Chapter 41
Chapter 41

05:56


Chapter 42
Chapter 42

02:29


Chapter 43
Chapter 43

02:43


Chapter 44
Chapter 44

02:56


Chapter 45
Chapter 45

02:22


Chapter 46
Chapter 46

02:52


Chapter 47
Chapter 47

01:04


Chapter 48
Chapter 48

01:52


Chapter 49
Chapter 49

01:19


Chapter 50
Chapter 50

01:25


Chapter 51
Chapter 51

02:20


Chapter 52
Chapter 52

02:02


Chapter 53
Chapter 53

01:54


Chapter 54
Chapter 54

04:27


Chapter 55
Chapter 55

07:12


Chapter 56
Chapter 56

04:49


Chapter 57
Chapter 57

05:01


Chapter 58
Chapter 58

01:23


Chapter 59
Chapter 59

01:06