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Care To Make Love In That Gross Little Space Between Cars? - A Believer Book of Advice-logo

Care To Make Love In That Gross Little Space Between Cars? - A Believer Book of Advice

Various Authors

The Believer magazine presents a compendium of advice from producers, writers, and actors of The Daily Show, Saturday Night Live, Parks and Recreation, Late Show with David Letterman, The Hangover, and The Colbert Report, along with other musicians, cartoonists, New Yorker writers, and those similarly unqualified to offer guidance. Here Amy Sedaris describes the perfect murder for unwanted hermit crabs-you will need a piece of meat and a brick. Simon Rich explains how to avoid being found dead in your underwear by firemen-buy some long johns. Zach Galifianakis provides insight into how he changed his name without a social security card-he just started calling himself Adam Zapple, and it stuck. Bob Saget finally illuminates what "friends with benefits" really means-a nonsexual relationship wherein your ex makes monetary deposits into your bank account. Contributors include: Rob Baedeker, Anne Beatts, Elizabeth Beckwith, Jerri Blank, Roz Chast, Louis C.K., Mike Doughty, Dave Eggers, Rich Fulcher, Zach Galifianakis, Dan Guterman, Anthony Jeselnik, Julie Klausner, Lisa Lampanelli, Nick Hornby, Sam Lipsyte, Liam Lynch, Merrill Markoe, Rose McGowan, Misc. Canadian rock musicians, Laraine Newman, The Pleasure Syndicate, Bob Powers, Simon Rich, Bob Saget, George Saunders, Kristen Schaal, Paul Scheer, Amy Sedaris, Allison Silverman, Paul Simms, Brendon Small, Jerry Stahl, Scott Thompson, Fred Willard, Cintra Wilson, Weird Al Yankovic, and Alan Zweibel

The Believer magazine presents a compendium of advice from producers, writers, and actors of The Daily Show, Saturday Night Live, Parks and Recreation, Late Show with David Letterman, The Hangover, and The Colbert Report, along with other musicians, cartoonists, New Yorker writers, and those similarly unqualified to offer guidance. Here Amy Sedaris describes the perfect murder for unwanted hermit crabs-you will need a piece of meat and a brick. Simon Rich explains how to avoid being found dead in your underwear by firemen-buy some long johns. Zach Galifianakis provides insight into how he changed his name without a social security card-he just started calling himself Adam Zapple, and it stuck. Bob Saget finally illuminates what "friends with benefits" really means-a nonsexual relationship wherein your ex makes monetary deposits into your bank account. Contributors include: Rob Baedeker, Anne Beatts, Elizabeth Beckwith, Jerri Blank, Roz Chast, Louis C.K., Mike Doughty, Dave Eggers, Rich Fulcher, Zach Galifianakis, Dan Guterman, Anthony Jeselnik, Julie Klausner, Lisa Lampanelli, Nick Hornby, Sam Lipsyte, Liam Lynch, Merrill Markoe, Rose McGowan, Misc. Canadian rock musicians, Laraine Newman, The Pleasure Syndicate, Bob Powers, Simon Rich, Bob Saget, George Saunders, Kristen Schaal, Paul Scheer, Amy Sedaris, Allison Silverman, Paul Simms, Brendon Small, Jerry Stahl, Scott Thompson, Fred Willard, Cintra Wilson, Weird Al Yankovic, and Alan Zweibel
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The Believer magazine presents a compendium of advice from producers, writers, and actors of The Daily Show, Saturday Night Live, Parks and Recreation, Late Show with David Letterman, The Hangover, and The Colbert Report, along with other musicians, cartoonists, New Yorker writers, and those similarly unqualified to offer guidance. Here Amy Sedaris describes the perfect murder for unwanted hermit crabs-you will need a piece of meat and a brick. Simon Rich explains how to avoid being found dead in your underwear by firemen-buy some long johns. Zach Galifianakis provides insight into how he changed his name without a social security card-he just started calling himself Adam Zapple, and it stuck. Bob Saget finally illuminates what "friends with benefits" really means-a nonsexual relationship wherein your ex makes monetary deposits into your bank account. Contributors include: Rob Baedeker, Anne Beatts, Elizabeth Beckwith, Jerri Blank, Roz Chast, Louis C.K., Mike Doughty, Dave Eggers, Rich Fulcher, Zach Galifianakis, Dan Guterman, Anthony Jeselnik, Julie Klausner, Lisa Lampanelli, Nick Hornby, Sam Lipsyte, Liam Lynch, Merrill Markoe, Rose McGowan, Misc. Canadian rock musicians, Laraine Newman, The Pleasure Syndicate, Bob Powers, Simon Rich, Bob Saget, George Saunders, Kristen Schaal, Paul Scheer, Amy Sedaris, Allison Silverman, Paul Simms, Brendon Small, Jerry Stahl, Scott Thompson, Fred Willard, Cintra Wilson, Weird Al Yankovic, and Alan Zweibel

Language:

English

Narrators:

Various

Length:

4h 25m


Chapters

Chapter 1
Chapter 1

00:55


Chapter 2
Chapter 2

03:01


Chapter 3
Chapter 3

01:32


Chapter 4
Chapter 4

04:02


Chapter 5
Chapter 5

02:37


Chapter 6
Chapter 6

03:08


Chapter 7
Chapter 7

02:04


Chapter 8
Chapter 8

04:41


Chapter 9
Chapter 9

02:34


Chapter 10
Chapter 10

03:11


Chapter 11
Chapter 11

03:11


Chapter 12
Chapter 12

03:41


Chapter 13
Chapter 13

03:39


Chapter 14
Chapter 14

02:27


Chapter 15
Chapter 15

03:15


Chapter 16
Chapter 16

04:37


Chapter 17
Chapter 17

04:17


Chapter 18
Chapter 18

04:20


Chapter 19
Chapter 19

03:28


Chapter 20
Chapter 20

02:54


Chapter 21
Chapter 21

03:58


Chapter 22
Chapter 22

04:45


Chapter 23
Chapter 23

03:26


Chapter 24
Chapter 24

03:00


Chapter 25
Chapter 25

03:50


Chapter 26
Chapter 26

03:08


Chapter 27
Chapter 27

02:51


Chapter 28
Chapter 28

04:11


Chapter 29
Chapter 29

03:20


Chapter 30
Chapter 30

03:33


Chapter 31
Chapter 31

04:44


Chapter 32
Chapter 32

02:10


Chapter 33
Chapter 33

03:02


Chapter 34
Chapter 34

02:11


Chapter 35
Chapter 35

03:05


Chapter 36
Chapter 36

04:34


Chapter 37
Chapter 37

03:40


Chapter 38
Chapter 38

04:28


Chapter 39
Chapter 39

04:25


Chapter 40
Chapter 40

02:59


Chapter 41
Chapter 41

02:08


Chapter 42
Chapter 42

03:19


Chapter 43
Chapter 43

02:42


Chapter 44
Chapter 44

03:56


Chapter 45
Chapter 45

04:36


Chapter 46
Chapter 46

04:35


Chapter 47
Chapter 47

03:24


Chapter 48
Chapter 48

03:12


Chapter 49
Chapter 49

04:15


Chapter 50
Chapter 50

03:08


Chapter 51
Chapter 51

02:52


Chapter 52
Chapter 52

03:03


Chapter 53
Chapter 53

03:22


Chapter 54
Chapter 54

02:14


Chapter 55
Chapter 55

03:30


Chapter 56
Chapter 56

02:23


Chapter 57
Chapter 57

03:02


Chapter 58
Chapter 58

02:37


Chapter 59
Chapter 59

04:35


Chapter 60
Chapter 60

03:03


Chapter 61
Chapter 61

02:35


Chapter 62
Chapter 62

03:08


Chapter 63
Chapter 63

04:12


Chapter 64
Chapter 64

03:21


Chapter 65
Chapter 65

02:26


Chapter 66
Chapter 66

02:55


Chapter 67
Chapter 67

02:10


Chapter 68
Chapter 68

02:46


Chapter 69
Chapter 69

02:22


Chapter 70
Chapter 70

03:48


Chapter 71
Chapter 71

02:51


Chapter 72
Chapter 72

04:09


Chapter 73
Chapter 73

04:13


Chapter 74
Chapter 74

02:20


Chapter 75
Chapter 75

03:14


Chapter 76
Chapter 76

02:05


Chapter 77
Chapter 77

03:06


Chapter 78
Chapter 78

04:47


Chapter 79
Chapter 79

03:07


Chapter 80
Chapter 80

03:03


Chapter 81
Chapter 81

00:24


Chapter 82
Chapter 82

00:57


Chapter 83
Chapter 83

00:37