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Chomp, Chomp, Chomp - How I Survived a Bear Attack and Other Cautionary Tales

Allena Hansen

For Allena Hansen, a vicious bear attack was "no biggie" compared to the trauma inflicted by her refined sixties upbringing, stint as Playboy's token intellectual bimbo, and enough cowgirl angst to knock even Job for a loop. A tragicomic collection of latter day Grimm's Fairy Tales, Chomp, Chomp, Chomp: How I Survived a Bear Attack and Other Cautionary Tales introduces Hansen as the smart-assed socialite and full-contact gardener that Hunter S. Thompson once toasted as "the distaff Hunter S. Thompson" and Andrew Breitbart called out as "the coolest person in the room." Offering herself up as a cautionary example, Hansen poses the age-old question, "What makes a survivor?" Listen to this book and remain as puzzled as ever, but as you marvel at her uncompromisingly bad judgment and uncanny resilience, you just might learn something that could save your life.

For Allena Hansen, a vicious bear attack was "no biggie" compared to the trauma inflicted by her refined sixties upbringing, stint as Playboy's token intellectual bimbo, and enough cowgirl angst to knock even Job for a loop. A tragicomic collection of latter day Grimm's Fairy Tales, Chomp, Chomp, Chomp: How I Survived a Bear Attack and Other Cautionary Tales introduces Hansen as the smart-assed socialite and full-contact gardener that Hunter S. Thompson once toasted as "the distaff Hunter S. Thompson" and Andrew Breitbart called out as "the coolest person in the room." Offering herself up as a cautionary example, Hansen poses the age-old question, "What makes a survivor?" Listen to this book and remain as puzzled as ever, but as you marvel at her uncompromisingly bad judgment and uncanny resilience, you just might learn something that could save your life.
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For Allena Hansen, a vicious bear attack was "no biggie" compared to the trauma inflicted by her refined sixties upbringing, stint as Playboy's token intellectual bimbo, and enough cowgirl angst to knock even Job for a loop. A tragicomic collection of latter day Grimm's Fairy Tales, Chomp, Chomp, Chomp: How I Survived a Bear Attack and Other Cautionary Tales introduces Hansen as the smart-assed socialite and full-contact gardener that Hunter S. Thompson once toasted as "the distaff Hunter S. Thompson" and Andrew Breitbart called out as "the coolest person in the room." Offering herself up as a cautionary example, Hansen poses the age-old question, "What makes a survivor?" Listen to this book and remain as puzzled as ever, but as you marvel at her uncompromisingly bad judgment and uncanny resilience, you just might learn something that could save your life.

Language:

English

Length:

11h 21m


Chapters

Chapter 1
Chapter 1

07:00


Chapter 2
Chapter 2

08:28


Chapter 3
Chapter 3

01:43


Chapter 4
Chapter 4

16:38


Chapter 5
Chapter 5

09:36


Chapter 6
Chapter 6

07:04


Chapter 7
Chapter 7

09:50


Chapter 8
Chapter 8

10:32


Chapter 9
Chapter 9

15:35


Chapter 10
Chapter 10

03:14


Chapter 11
Chapter 11

10:13


Chapter 12
Chapter 12

18:17


Chapter 13
Chapter 13

07:29


Chapter 14
Chapter 14

10:16


Chapter 15
Chapter 15

18:19


Chapter 16
Chapter 16

21:50


Chapter 17
Chapter 17

07:56


Chapter 18
Chapter 18

02:42


Chapter 19
Chapter 19

04:35


Chapter 20
Chapter 20

16:24


Chapter 21
Chapter 21

07:12


Chapter 22
Chapter 22

02:35


Chapter 23
Chapter 23

23:37


Chapter 24
Chapter 24

06:03


Chapter 25
Chapter 25

06:38


Chapter 26
Chapter 26

05:16


Chapter 27
Chapter 27

23:22


Chapter 28
Chapter 28

13:14


Chapter 29
Chapter 29

07:56


Chapter 30
Chapter 30

08:21


Chapter 31
Chapter 31

05:50


Chapter 32
Chapter 32

18:03


Chapter 33
Chapter 33

07:14


Chapter 34
Chapter 34

03:49


Chapter 35
Chapter 35

10:25


Chapter 36
Chapter 36

10:35


Chapter 37
Chapter 37

06:50


Chapter 38
Chapter 38

05:38


Chapter 39
Chapter 39

12:11


Chapter 40
Chapter 40

09:34


Chapter 41
Chapter 41

07:22


Chapter 42
Chapter 42

06:18


Chapter 43
Chapter 43

16:07


Chapter 44
Chapter 44

05:07


Chapter 45
Chapter 45

05:45


Chapter 46
Chapter 46

13:59


Chapter 47
Chapter 47

10:57


Chapter 48
Chapter 48

11:58


Chapter 49
Chapter 49

10:32


Chapter 50
Chapter 50

02:38


Chapter 51
Chapter 51

20:04


Chapter 52
Chapter 52

10:55


Chapter 53
Chapter 53

06:32


Chapter 54
Chapter 54

15:50


Chapter 55
Chapter 55

03:18


Chapter 56
Chapter 56

07:37


Chapter 57
Chapter 57

15:28


Chapter 58
Chapter 58

09:38


Chapter 59
Chapter 59

11:22


Chapter 60
Chapter 60

03:54


Chapter 61
Chapter 61

11:52


Chapter 62
Chapter 62

12:43


Chapter 63
Chapter 63

07:01


Chapter 64
Chapter 64

07:57


Chapter 65
Chapter 65

07:02


Chapter 66
Chapter 66

04:38


Chapter 67
Chapter 67

05:34


Chapter 68
Chapter 68

25:03


Chapter 69
Chapter 69

01:47