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Clownfish Blues - A Novel

Tim Dorsey

A (Serge A.) Storm is brewing for a cabal of bad guys gaming the Florida state lottery in this insanely funny novel from the maestro of mayhem, Tim Dorsey. If you’re loud and proud Floridian Serge A. Storms, how do you follow up your very own remake of Easy Rider? You shoot your own "episodes" of your favorite classic television show, Route 66! With Coleman riding shotgun, Serge is rolling down the highway of his dreams in a vintage silver convertible Corvette just like the snazzy car Martin Milner drove. It doesn’t matter that the actual Route 66 didn’t pass through Florida, for Serge discovers that a dozen episodes near the series’ end were filmed (really!) in his beloved home state. So for Serge and the always toked and stoked Coleman, the Sunshine State is all the road you need to get your kicks. But their adventure traveling the byways of the Sunshine State’s underbelly is about to take a detour. Someone is trying to tilt the odds in the state lottery amidst a conga line of huge jackpots spinning off more chaos than any hurricane season. With this much at stake, of course every shady character wants in. Crooked bodega owners, drug cartels laundering money through the lottery, and venture capitalists are all trying to game the system—and lining up to get their cut. They’re also gambling with their lives, because when Serge and Coleman get hip to this timely (and very lucrative) trip, there’s no telling whose number is up next. Throw in Brooke Campanella, Serge’s old flame, as well as the perpetually star-crossed Reevis, and it’s a sure bet that the ever lucky Serge will hit it big. Winning has never been this deadly—or this much fun!

A (Serge A.) Storm is brewing for a cabal of bad guys gaming the Florida state lottery in this insanely funny novel from the maestro of mayhem, Tim Dorsey. If you’re loud and proud Floridian Serge A. Storms, how do you follow up your very own remake of Easy Rider? You shoot your own "episodes" of your favorite classic television show, Route 66! With Coleman riding shotgun, Serge is rolling down the highway of his dreams in a vintage silver convertible Corvette just like the snazzy car Martin Milner drove. It doesn’t matter that the actual Route 66 didn’t pass through Florida, for Serge discovers that a dozen episodes near the series’ end were filmed (really!) in his beloved home state. So for Serge and the always toked and stoked Coleman, the Sunshine State is all the road you need to get your kicks. But their adventure traveling the byways of the Sunshine State’s underbelly is about to take a detour. Someone is trying to tilt the odds in the state lottery amidst a conga line of huge jackpots spinning off more chaos than any hurricane season. With this much at stake, of course every shady character wants in. Crooked bodega owners, drug cartels laundering money through the lottery, and venture capitalists are all trying to game the system—and lining up to get their cut. They’re also gambling with their lives, because when Serge and Coleman get hip to this timely (and very lucrative) trip, there’s no telling whose number is up next. Throw in Brooke Campanella, Serge’s old flame, as well as the perpetually star-crossed Reevis, and it’s a sure bet that the ever lucky Serge will hit it big. Winning has never been this deadly—or this much fun!
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A (Serge A.) Storm is brewing for a cabal of bad guys gaming the Florida state lottery in this insanely funny novel from the maestro of mayhem, Tim Dorsey. If you’re loud and proud Floridian Serge A. Storms, how do you follow up your very own remake of Easy Rider? You shoot your own "episodes" of your favorite classic television show, Route 66! With Coleman riding shotgun, Serge is rolling down the highway of his dreams in a vintage silver convertible Corvette just like the snazzy car Martin Milner drove. It doesn’t matter that the actual Route 66 didn’t pass through Florida, for Serge discovers that a dozen episodes near the series’ end were filmed (really!) in his beloved home state. So for Serge and the always toked and stoked Coleman, the Sunshine State is all the road you need to get your kicks. But their adventure traveling the byways of the Sunshine State’s underbelly is about to take a detour. Someone is trying to tilt the odds in the state lottery amidst a conga line of huge jackpots spinning off more chaos than any hurricane season. With this much at stake, of course every shady character wants in. Crooked bodega owners, drug cartels laundering money through the lottery, and venture capitalists are all trying to game the system—and lining up to get their cut. They’re also gambling with their lives, because when Serge and Coleman get hip to this timely (and very lucrative) trip, there’s no telling whose number is up next. Throw in Brooke Campanella, Serge’s old flame, as well as the perpetually star-crossed Reevis, and it’s a sure bet that the ever lucky Serge will hit it big. Winning has never been this deadly—or this much fun!

Language:

English

Narrators:

Oliver Wyman

Length:

9h 22m


Chapters

Introduction
Introduction

14:49


Part 1, Chapter 1
Part 1, Chapter 1

27:01


Part 1, Chapter 2
Part 1, Chapter 2

19:55


Part 1, Chapter 3
Part 1, Chapter 3

14:52


Part 1, Chapter 4
Part 1, Chapter 4

14:02


Part 1, Chapter 5
Part 1, Chapter 5

26:38


Part 1, Chapter 6
Part 1, Chapter 6

24:08


Part 1, Chapter 7
Part 1, Chapter 7

12:16


Part 1, Chapter 8
Part 1, Chapter 8

16:18


Part 2, Chapter 9
Part 2, Chapter 9

14:24


Part 2, Chapter 10
Part 2, Chapter 10

20:51


Part 2, Chapter 11
Part 2, Chapter 11

22:07


Part 2, Chapter 12
Part 2, Chapter 12

14:37


Part 2, Chapter 13
Part 2, Chapter 13

15:43


Part 3, Chapter 14
Part 3, Chapter 14

22:49


Part 3, Chapter 15
Part 3, Chapter 15

18:59


Part 3, Chapter 16
Part 3, Chapter 16

08:37


Part 3, Chapter 17
Part 3, Chapter 17

21:19


Part 3, Chapter 18
Part 3, Chapter 18

09:07


Part 3, Chapter 19
Part 3, Chapter 19

20:15


Part 3, Chapter 20
Part 3, Chapter 20

14:39


Part 3, Chapter 21
Part 3, Chapter 21

12:26


Part 4, Chapter 22
Part 4, Chapter 22

18:00


Part 4, Chapter 23
Part 4, Chapter 23

14:59


Part 4, Chapter 24
Part 4, Chapter 24

18:35


Part 4, Chapter 25
Part 4, Chapter 25

07:45


Part 4, Chapter 26
Part 4, Chapter 26

16:23


Part 4, Chapter 27
Part 4, Chapter 27

14:33


Part 4, Chapter 28
Part 4, Chapter 28

15:07


Part 4, Chapter 29
Part 4, Chapter 29

15:47


Part 4, Chapter 30
Part 4, Chapter 30

16:38


Part 4, Chapter 31
Part 4, Chapter 31

10:14


Part 4, Chapter 32
Part 4, Chapter 32

25:51


Part 4, Chapter 33
Part 4, Chapter 33

02:35


Part 4, Chapter 34
Part 4, Chapter 34

00:36