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Denton Little's Deathdate

Lance Rubin

**WINNER of the ILA Young Adult Book Award!** Get ready to die laughing: this is an outrageously funny ride through the last hours of a teenager's life as he searches for love, meaning, answers, and (just maybe) a way to live on. Denton Little's Deathdate takes place in a world exactly like our own except that everyone knows the day on which they will die. For Denton, that's in just two days-the day of his senior prom. Despite his early deathdate, Denton has always wanted to live a normal life, but his final days are filled with dramatic firsts. First hangover. First sex. First love triangle-as the first sex seems to have happened not with his adoring girlfriend, but with his best friend's hostile sister. (Though he's not totally sure-see, first hangover.) His anxiety builds when he discovers a strange purple rash making its way up his body. Is this what will kill him? And then a strange man shows up at his funeral, claiming to have known Denton's long-deceased mother, and warning him to beware of suspicious government characters. . . . Suddenly Denton's life is filled with mysterious questions and precious little time to find the answers. Fall in love with Denton Little! "Rubin is really funny but like John Green, he manages to be poignant at the same time. You'll laugh out loud while you read this, but you're probably going to tear up a bit too." --Bustle "The dialogue is witty and raunchy, the plot is uniquely twisted, and the ending is to die for. This book will fly off the shelves."--VOYA "Lance Rubin creates a world in which (almost) everyone can answer the question, 'What would you do if you knew when you were going to die?' and holy s*#! the answers are hilarious. I don't think I've laughed at death so much in a long, long time. Read this book, it'll have you dying." -Isabel Quintero, Morris Award-winning author of Gabi, A Girl in Pieces "Hilarious, thought-provoking, irreverent, unforgettable. . . . Live your own death, Dent. We love you." --Catherine Gilbert Murdock, author of Dairy Queen

**WINNER of the ILA Young Adult Book Award!** Get ready to die laughing: this is an outrageously funny ride through the last hours of a teenager's life as he searches for love, meaning, answers, and (just maybe) a way to live on. Denton Little's Deathdate takes place in a world exactly like our own except that everyone knows the day on which they will die. For Denton, that's in just two days-the day of his senior prom. Despite his early deathdate, Denton has always wanted to live a normal life, but his final days are filled with dramatic firsts. First hangover. First sex. First love triangle-as the first sex seems to have happened not with his adoring girlfriend, but with his best friend's hostile sister. (Though he's not totally sure-see, first hangover.) His anxiety builds when he discovers a strange purple rash making its way up his body. Is this what will kill him? And then a strange man shows up at his funeral, claiming to have known Denton's long-deceased mother, and warning him to beware of suspicious government characters. . . . Suddenly Denton's life is filled with mysterious questions and precious little time to find the answers. Fall in love with Denton Little! "Rubin is really funny but like John Green, he manages to be poignant at the same time. You'll laugh out loud while you read this, but you're probably going to tear up a bit too." --Bustle "The dialogue is witty and raunchy, the plot is uniquely twisted, and the ending is to die for. This book will fly off the shelves."--VOYA "Lance Rubin creates a world in which (almost) everyone can answer the question, 'What would you do if you knew when you were going to die?' and holy s*#! the answers are hilarious. I don't think I've laughed at death so much in a long, long time. Read this book, it'll have you dying." -Isabel Quintero, Morris Award-winning author of Gabi, A Girl in Pieces "Hilarious, thought-provoking, irreverent, unforgettable. . . . Live your own death, Dent. We love you." --Catherine Gilbert Murdock, author of Dairy Queen
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**WINNER of the ILA Young Adult Book Award!** Get ready to die laughing: this is an outrageously funny ride through the last hours of a teenager's life as he searches for love, meaning, answers, and (just maybe) a way to live on. Denton Little's Deathdate takes place in a world exactly like our own except that everyone knows the day on which they will die. For Denton, that's in just two days-the day of his senior prom. Despite his early deathdate, Denton has always wanted to live a normal life, but his final days are filled with dramatic firsts. First hangover. First sex. First love triangle-as the first sex seems to have happened not with his adoring girlfriend, but with his best friend's hostile sister. (Though he's not totally sure-see, first hangover.) His anxiety builds when he discovers a strange purple rash making its way up his body. Is this what will kill him? And then a strange man shows up at his funeral, claiming to have known Denton's long-deceased mother, and warning him to beware of suspicious government characters. . . . Suddenly Denton's life is filled with mysterious questions and precious little time to find the answers. Fall in love with Denton Little! "Rubin is really funny but like John Green, he manages to be poignant at the same time. You'll laugh out loud while you read this, but you're probably going to tear up a bit too." --Bustle "The dialogue is witty and raunchy, the plot is uniquely twisted, and the ending is to die for. This book will fly off the shelves."--VOYA "Lance Rubin creates a world in which (almost) everyone can answer the question, 'What would you do if you knew when you were going to die?' and holy s*#! the answers are hilarious. I don't think I've laughed at death so much in a long, long time. Read this book, it'll have you dying." -Isabel Quintero, Morris Award-winning author of Gabi, A Girl in Pieces "Hilarious, thought-provoking, irreverent, unforgettable. . . . Live your own death, Dent. We love you." --Catherine Gilbert Murdock, author of Dairy Queen

Language:

English

Length:

8h 37m


Chapters

Introduction
Introduction

00:10


Chapter 1
Chapter 1

05:48


Chapter 2
Chapter 2

08:13


Chapter 3
Chapter 3

07:51


Chapter 4
Chapter 4

07:42


Chapter 5
Chapter 5

04:56


Chapter 6
Chapter 6

04:51


Chapter 7
Chapter 7

05:32


Chapter 8
Chapter 8

05:23


Chapter 9
Chapter 9

08:52


Chapter 10
Chapter 10

07:51


Chapter 11
Chapter 11

06:37


Chapter 12
Chapter 12

08:07


Chapter 13
Chapter 13

06:37


Chapter 14
Chapter 14

06:19


Chapter 15
Chapter 15

08:13


Chapter 16
Chapter 16

06:13


Chapter 17
Chapter 17

06:19


Chapter 18
Chapter 18

07:31


Chapter 19
Chapter 19

06:02


Chapter 20
Chapter 20

05:49


Chapter 21
Chapter 21

05:01


Chapter 22
Chapter 22

09:00


Chapter 23
Chapter 23

07:25


Chapter 24
Chapter 24

07:11


Chapter 25
Chapter 25

08:39


Chapter 26
Chapter 26

07:09


Chapter 27
Chapter 27

08:44


Chapter 28
Chapter 28

06:59


Chapter 29
Chapter 29

05:59


Chapter 30
Chapter 30

07:30


Chapter 31
Chapter 31

06:06


Chapter 32
Chapter 32

07:12


Chapter 33
Chapter 33

05:38


Chapter 34
Chapter 34

04:42


Chapter 35
Chapter 35

07:35


Chapter 36
Chapter 36

06:36


Chapter 37
Chapter 37

05:43


Chapter 38
Chapter 38

08:53


Chapter 39
Chapter 39

05:44


Chapter 40
Chapter 40

03:19


Chapter 41
Chapter 41

05:21


Chapter 42
Chapter 42

06:12


Chapter 43
Chapter 43

07:14


Chapter 44
Chapter 44

06:36


Chapter 45
Chapter 45

05:23


Chapter 46
Chapter 46

05:11


Chapter 47
Chapter 47

08:22


Chapter 48
Chapter 48

06:43


Chapter 49
Chapter 49

06:26


Chapter 50
Chapter 50

08:02


Chapter 51
Chapter 51

08:49


Chapter 52
Chapter 52

08:56


Chapter 53
Chapter 53

08:37


Chapter 54
Chapter 54

09:12


Chapter 55
Chapter 55

06:42


Chapter 56
Chapter 56

07:29


Chapter 57
Chapter 57

06:42


Chapter 58
Chapter 58

06:09


Chapter 59
Chapter 59

07:42


Chapter 60
Chapter 60

06:31


Chapter 61
Chapter 61

04:12


Chapter 62
Chapter 62

04:18


Chapter 63
Chapter 63

05:33


Chapter 64
Chapter 64

08:01


Chapter 65
Chapter 65

05:46


Chapter 66
Chapter 66

05:38


Chapter 67
Chapter 67

08:18


Chapter 68
Chapter 68

08:10


Chapter 69
Chapter 69

06:13


Chapter 70
Chapter 70

09:03


Chapter 71
Chapter 71

00:24


Chapter 72
Chapter 72

04:50


Chapter 73
Chapter 73

05:03


Chapter 74
Chapter 74

08:36


Chapter 75
Chapter 75

03:58


Chapter 76
Chapter 76

05:36


Chapter 77
Chapter 77

05:32


Chapter 78
Chapter 78

05:22


Chapter 79
Chapter 79

00:27