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Don't Even Think About It

Sarah Mlynowski

A smart, sassy contemporary teen novel full of romance, secrets, and ESP from the author of Ten Things We Did (And Probably Shouldn't Have) and Bras & Broomsticks! We weren't always like this. We used to be average New York City high school sophomores. Until our homeroom went for flu shots. We were prepared for some side effects. Maybe a headache. Maybe a sore arm. We definitely didn't expect to get telepathic powers. But suddenly we could hear what everyone was thinking. Our friends. Our parents. Our crushes. Now we all know that Tess is in love with her best friend, Teddy. That Mackenzie cheated on Cooper. That, um, Nurse Carmichael used to be a stripper. Since we've kept our freakish skill a secret, we can sit next to the class brainiac and ace our tests. We can dump our boyfriends right before they dump us. We know what our friends really think of our jeans, our breath, our new bangs. We always know what's coming. Some of us will thrive. Some of us will crack. None of us will ever be the same. So stop obsessing about your ex. We're always listening. "Smart and frequently hilarious."--Publishers Weekly, starred "A tour-de-force comic narration that will leave you gasping in awe-if you ever catch your breath from laughing."-E. Lockhart, author of We Were Liars "Hilarious, moving, and utterly ingenious."-Robin Wasserman, author of The Book of Blood and Shadow and The Waking Dark "Sarah Mlynowski does it again with a fresh, fun, and fabulous story . . . Don't even THINK about passing up this hilarious read!" -Elizabeth Eulberg, author of The Lonely Hearts Club "Funny, realistic, heartfelt, satiric, and unpredictable." -Ned Vizzini, New York Times bestselling author of It's Kind of a Funny Story A 2015 Tayshas High School Reading List title 2017 Louisiana Young Readers' Choice Awards Honor Book 2015-2016 Teen Readers' Choice Stellar Award

A smart, sassy contemporary teen novel full of romance, secrets, and ESP from the author of Ten Things We Did (And Probably Shouldn't Have) and Bras & Broomsticks! We weren't always like this. We used to be average New York City high school sophomores. Until our homeroom went for flu shots. We were prepared for some side effects. Maybe a headache. Maybe a sore arm. We definitely didn't expect to get telepathic powers. But suddenly we could hear what everyone was thinking. Our friends. Our parents. Our crushes. Now we all know that Tess is in love with her best friend, Teddy. That Mackenzie cheated on Cooper. That, um, Nurse Carmichael used to be a stripper. Since we've kept our freakish skill a secret, we can sit next to the class brainiac and ace our tests. We can dump our boyfriends right before they dump us. We know what our friends really think of our jeans, our breath, our new bangs. We always know what's coming. Some of us will thrive. Some of us will crack. None of us will ever be the same. So stop obsessing about your ex. We're always listening. "Smart and frequently hilarious."--Publishers Weekly, starred "A tour-de-force comic narration that will leave you gasping in awe-if you ever catch your breath from laughing."-E. Lockhart, author of We Were Liars "Hilarious, moving, and utterly ingenious."-Robin Wasserman, author of The Book of Blood and Shadow and The Waking Dark "Sarah Mlynowski does it again with a fresh, fun, and fabulous story . . . Don't even THINK about passing up this hilarious read!" -Elizabeth Eulberg, author of The Lonely Hearts Club "Funny, realistic, heartfelt, satiric, and unpredictable." -Ned Vizzini, New York Times bestselling author of It's Kind of a Funny Story A 2015 Tayshas High School Reading List title 2017 Louisiana Young Readers' Choice Awards Honor Book 2015-2016 Teen Readers' Choice Stellar Award
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A smart, sassy contemporary teen novel full of romance, secrets, and ESP from the author of Ten Things We Did (And Probably Shouldn't Have) and Bras & Broomsticks! We weren't always like this. We used to be average New York City high school sophomores. Until our homeroom went for flu shots. We were prepared for some side effects. Maybe a headache. Maybe a sore arm. We definitely didn't expect to get telepathic powers. But suddenly we could hear what everyone was thinking. Our friends. Our parents. Our crushes. Now we all know that Tess is in love with her best friend, Teddy. That Mackenzie cheated on Cooper. That, um, Nurse Carmichael used to be a stripper. Since we've kept our freakish skill a secret, we can sit next to the class brainiac and ace our tests. We can dump our boyfriends right before they dump us. We know what our friends really think of our jeans, our breath, our new bangs. We always know what's coming. Some of us will thrive. Some of us will crack. None of us will ever be the same. So stop obsessing about your ex. We're always listening. "Smart and frequently hilarious."--Publishers Weekly, starred "A tour-de-force comic narration that will leave you gasping in awe-if you ever catch your breath from laughing."-E. Lockhart, author of We Were Liars "Hilarious, moving, and utterly ingenious."-Robin Wasserman, author of The Book of Blood and Shadow and The Waking Dark "Sarah Mlynowski does it again with a fresh, fun, and fabulous story . . . Don't even THINK about passing up this hilarious read!" -Elizabeth Eulberg, author of The Lonely Hearts Club "Funny, realistic, heartfelt, satiric, and unpredictable." -Ned Vizzini, New York Times bestselling author of It's Kind of a Funny Story A 2015 Tayshas High School Reading List title 2017 Louisiana Young Readers' Choice Awards Honor Book 2015-2016 Teen Readers' Choice Stellar Award

Language:

English

Narrators:

Erin Spencer

Length:

7h 52m


Chapters

Free Sample

05:00

Introduction
Introduction

00:12


Chapter 1
Chapter 1

08:20


Chapter 2
Chapter 2

05:55


Chapter 3
Chapter 3

05:06


Chapter 4
Chapter 4

06:33


Chapter 5
Chapter 5

07:51


Chapter 6
Chapter 6

06:01


Chapter 7
Chapter 7

08:11


Chapter 8
Chapter 8

06:49


Chapter 9
Chapter 9

07:05


Chapter 10
Chapter 10

07:01


Chapter 11
Chapter 11

06:00


Chapter 12
Chapter 12

07:14


Chapter 13
Chapter 13

08:30


Chapter 14
Chapter 14

06:46


Chapter 15
Chapter 15

07:25


Chapter 16
Chapter 16

04:53


Chapter 17
Chapter 17

06:00


Chapter 18
Chapter 18

06:51


Chapter 19
Chapter 19

03:50


Chapter 20
Chapter 20

05:06


Chapter 21
Chapter 21

07:08


Chapter 22
Chapter 22

07:59


Chapter 23
Chapter 23

06:00


Chapter 24
Chapter 24

05:16


Chapter 25
Chapter 25

04:54


Chapter 26
Chapter 26

04:57


Chapter 27
Chapter 27

05:25


Chapter 28
Chapter 28

06:19


Chapter 29
Chapter 29

05:58


Chapter 30
Chapter 30

04:35


Chapter 31
Chapter 31

07:14


Chapter 32
Chapter 32

08:46


Chapter 33
Chapter 33

04:17


Chapter 34
Chapter 34

04:49


Chapter 35
Chapter 35

06:22


Chapter 36
Chapter 36

05:28


Chapter 37
Chapter 37

04:50


Chapter 38
Chapter 38

04:18


Chapter 39
Chapter 39

06:20


Chapter 40
Chapter 40

05:23


Chapter 41
Chapter 41

07:01


Chapter 42
Chapter 42

07:05


Chapter 43
Chapter 43

04:55


Chapter 44
Chapter 44

05:26


Chapter 45
Chapter 45

08:20


Chapter 46
Chapter 46

07:50


Chapter 47
Chapter 47

09:01


Chapter 48
Chapter 48

07:53


Chapter 49
Chapter 49

05:30


Chapter 50
Chapter 50

08:33


Chapter 51
Chapter 51

04:59


Chapter 52
Chapter 52

07:56


Chapter 53
Chapter 53

07:23


Chapter 54
Chapter 54

05:12


Chapter 55
Chapter 55

04:55


Chapter 56
Chapter 56

08:53


Chapter 57
Chapter 57

06:40


Chapter 58
Chapter 58

06:24


Chapter 59
Chapter 59

04:54


Chapter 60
Chapter 60

04:56


Chapter 61
Chapter 61

07:13


Chapter 62
Chapter 62

06:47


Chapter 63
Chapter 63

08:34


Chapter 64
Chapter 64

08:12


Chapter 65
Chapter 65

08:15


Chapter 66
Chapter 66

05:40


Chapter 67
Chapter 67

04:38


Chapter 68
Chapter 68

06:43


Chapter 69
Chapter 69

06:24


Chapter 70
Chapter 70

08:06


Chapter 71
Chapter 71

07:41


Chapter 72
Chapter 72

08:31


Chapter 73
Chapter 73

03:43


Chapter 74
Chapter 74

00:31