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Don't Say I Didn't Warn You - Kids, Carbs, and the Coming Hormonal Apocalypse

Anita Renfroe

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Genres:

Humor

Description:

When I first learned that I was pregnant, I thought this was going to be the most blessed, beautiful, rose-petals-at-my-feet-and-bluebirds-lighting-upon-my-forearm time of my life. Then I went for my first prenatal visit. Which starts with a weigh-in. From comedian Anita Renfroe, already beloved by women's groups and YouTube viewers across America, comes this hilarious and brazenly honest look at motherhood and middle age. Famous for her live performance of the "Mom Song," which barrels through everything a mom says to her kids in a single day to the tune of the "William Tell Overture" (just two minutes and fifty-five seconds), in Don't Say I Didn't Warn You, Renfroe now turns her irreverent and daringly accurate comic eye to other female conditions. In chapters with names like "Brother, Can You Spare an Epidural?" and "Playing Favorites (Or, As a Matter of Fact, I Do Love Your Brother More)," she dares to speak what other women are thinking--but don't say out loud. Using wit and honesty as her weapons of choice, Renfroe shares her deeply funny and relatable takes on everything from weddings to mammograms to every woman's never-ending quest for just one good photo of herself. The world is a bounty of material for Renfroe; with it, she makes a feast of laughter for us all. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Language:

English

Length:

5h 32m


Chapters

Free Sample

05:00

Chapter 1
Chapter 1

16:57


Chapter 2
Chapter 2

20:04


Chapter 3
Chapter 3

12:08


Chapter 4
Chapter 4

20:19


Chapter 5
Chapter 5

10:54


Chapter 6
Chapter 6

10:22


Chapter 7
Chapter 7

06:15


Chapter 8
Chapter 8

08:36


Chapter 9
Chapter 9

08:57


Chapter 10
Chapter 10

12:07


Chapter 11
Chapter 11

16:02


Chapter 12
Chapter 12

04:52


Chapter 13
Chapter 13

16:54


Chapter 14
Chapter 14

07:38


Chapter 15
Chapter 15

12:13


Chapter 16
Chapter 16

12:23


Chapter 17
Chapter 17

04:48


Chapter 18
Chapter 18

09:47


Chapter 19
Chapter 19

06:10


Chapter 20
Chapter 20

14:14


Chapter 21
Chapter 21

06:56


Chapter 22
Chapter 22

11:26


Chapter 23
Chapter 23

05:37


Chapter 24
Chapter 24

08:20


Chapter 25
Chapter 25

06:12


Chapter 26
Chapter 26

09:15


Chapter 27
Chapter 27

06:59


Chapter 28
Chapter 28

02:39


Chapter 29
Chapter 29

11:52


Chapter 30
Chapter 30

06:01


Chapter 31
Chapter 31

13:28


Chapter 32
Chapter 32

08:41


Chapter 33
Chapter 33

03:07