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Everything Is Perfect When You're a Liar

Kelly Oxford

Kelly Oxford is . . . A wunderkind producer of pirated stage productions for six-year-olds Not the queen of the world An underage schnitzel-house dishwasher The kid who stood up to a bully and almost passed out from the resulting adrenaline rush A born salesman Capable of willing her eyesight to be 20/20 That girl who peed her pants in the gas station that one time Totally an expert on strep throat Incapable of making Leonardo DiCaprio her boyfriend A writer A certified therapy assistant who heals with Metallica mixtapes "Not fat enough to be super snuggly." -Bea, age four Not above using raspberry-studded sh*t to get out of a speeding ticket "Bitingly funny. But everybody knows that." -Roger Ebert Sad that David Copperfield doesn't own a falcon A terrible liar

Kelly Oxford is . . . A wunderkind producer of pirated stage productions for six-year-olds Not the queen of the world An underage schnitzel-house dishwasher The kid who stood up to a bully and almost passed out from the resulting adrenaline rush A born salesman Capable of willing her eyesight to be 20/20 That girl who peed her pants in the gas station that one time Totally an expert on strep throat Incapable of making Leonardo DiCaprio her boyfriend A writer A certified therapy assistant who heals with Metallica mixtapes "Not fat enough to be super snuggly." -Bea, age four Not above using raspberry-studded sh*t to get out of a speeding ticket "Bitingly funny. But everybody knows that." -Roger Ebert Sad that David Copperfield doesn't own a falcon A terrible liar
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Kelly Oxford is . . . A wunderkind producer of pirated stage productions for six-year-olds Not the queen of the world An underage schnitzel-house dishwasher The kid who stood up to a bully and almost passed out from the resulting adrenaline rush A born salesman Capable of willing her eyesight to be 20/20 That girl who peed her pants in the gas station that one time Totally an expert on strep throat Incapable of making Leonardo DiCaprio her boyfriend A writer A certified therapy assistant who heals with Metallica mixtapes "Not fat enough to be super snuggly." -Bea, age four Not above using raspberry-studded sh*t to get out of a speeding ticket "Bitingly funny. But everybody knows that." -Roger Ebert Sad that David Copperfield doesn't own a falcon A terrible liar

Language:

English

Length:

10h 1m


Chapters

Chapter 1
Chapter 1

08:24


Chapter 2
Chapter 2

36:24


Chapter 3
Chapter 3

35:54


Chapter 4
Chapter 4

42:47


Chapter 5
Chapter 5

34:23


Chapter 6
Chapter 6

41:59


Chapter 7
Chapter 7

13:46


Chapter 8
Chapter 8

40:47


Chapter 9
Chapter 9

42:09


Chapter 10
Chapter 10

42:03


Chapter 11
Chapter 11

07:42


Chapter 12
Chapter 12

31:39


Chapter 13
Chapter 13

46:47


Chapter 14
Chapter 14

10:05


Chapter 15
Chapter 15

17:41


Chapter 16
Chapter 16

52:25


Chapter 17
Chapter 17

55:23


Chapter 18
Chapter 18

38:38


Chapter 19
Chapter 19

01:27


Chapter 20
Chapter 20

00:45