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Fat Vampire - A Never Coming of Age Story

Adam Rex

Doug Lee is undead quite by accident-attacked by a desperate vampire, he finds himself cursed with being fat and fifteen forever. When he has no luck finding some goth chick with a vampire fetish, he resorts to sucking the blood of cows under cover of the night. But it's just not the same. Then he meets the new Indian exchange student and falls for her-hard. Yeah, he wants to bite her, but he also wants to prove himself to her. But like the laws of life, love, and high school, the laws of vampire existence are complicated-it's not as easy as studying Dracula. Especially when the star of Vampire Hunters is hot on your trail in an attempt to boost ratings. . . . Searing, hilarious, and always unexpected, Fat Vampire is a satirical tour de force from one of the most original writers of fiction today.

Doug Lee is undead quite by accident-attacked by a desperate vampire, he finds himself cursed with being fat and fifteen forever. When he has no luck finding some goth chick with a vampire fetish, he resorts to sucking the blood of cows under cover of the night. But it's just not the same. Then he meets the new Indian exchange student and falls for her-hard. Yeah, he wants to bite her, but he also wants to prove himself to her. But like the laws of life, love, and high school, the laws of vampire existence are complicated-it's not as easy as studying Dracula. Especially when the star of Vampire Hunters is hot on your trail in an attempt to boost ratings. . . . Searing, hilarious, and always unexpected, Fat Vampire is a satirical tour de force from one of the most original writers of fiction today.
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Doug Lee is undead quite by accident-attacked by a desperate vampire, he finds himself cursed with being fat and fifteen forever. When he has no luck finding some goth chick with a vampire fetish, he resorts to sucking the blood of cows under cover of the night. But it's just not the same. Then he meets the new Indian exchange student and falls for her-hard. Yeah, he wants to bite her, but he also wants to prove himself to her. But like the laws of life, love, and high school, the laws of vampire existence are complicated-it's not as easy as studying Dracula. Especially when the star of Vampire Hunters is hot on your trail in an attempt to boost ratings. . . . Searing, hilarious, and always unexpected, Fat Vampire is a satirical tour de force from one of the most original writers of fiction today.

Language:

English

Narrators:

Kirby Heyborne

Length:

8h 26m


Chapters

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05:00

Chapter 1
Chapter 1

00:23


Chapter 2
Chapter 2

01:33


Chapter 3
Chapter 3

11:23


Chapter 4
Chapter 4

11:15


Chapter 5
Chapter 5

22:29


Chapter 6
Chapter 6

08:21


Chapter 7
Chapter 7

22:20


Chapter 8
Chapter 8

08:49


Chapter 9
Chapter 9

14:56


Chapter 10
Chapter 10

10:18


Chapter 11
Chapter 11

00:57


Chapter 12
Chapter 12

07:32


Chapter 13
Chapter 13

09:52


Chapter 14
Chapter 14

13:53


Chapter 15
Chapter 15

11:24


Chapter 16
Chapter 16

06:03


Chapter 17
Chapter 17

13:09


Chapter 18
Chapter 18

18:42


Chapter 19
Chapter 19

05:18


Chapter 20
Chapter 20

25:15


Chapter 21
Chapter 21

18:52


Chapter 22
Chapter 22

02:07


Chapter 23
Chapter 23

24:26


Chapter 24
Chapter 24

27:04


Chapter 25
Chapter 25

14:00


Chapter 26
Chapter 26

22:16


Chapter 27
Chapter 27

16:12


Chapter 28
Chapter 28

12:04


Chapter 29
Chapter 29

12:05


Chapter 30
Chapter 30

27:14


Chapter 31
Chapter 31

22:46


Chapter 32
Chapter 32

17:08


Chapter 33
Chapter 33

11:24


Chapter 34
Chapter 34

13:23


Chapter 35
Chapter 35

11:50


Chapter 36
Chapter 36

04:53


Chapter 37
Chapter 37

15:43


Chapter 38
Chapter 38

08:16


Chapter 39
Chapter 39

01:07