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Gadzooks! A Comically Quirky Audio Book - When Assisted Suicide And Cosmetics Collide

Adele Park

In the eyes of Nadine, a polygamist and serial bride, nudging her husbands into heaven is a testament to love. Even Nancy Neptune, a notorious shock jock, is gobsmacked by Nadine's so-called "Celestial Send-Offs". Things go to hell in a hand basket when Nadine offs the wrong guy and is charged with assisted suicide. Meanwhile, Blue McKenna has problems of her own. A power outage has leveled Blue's medical marijuana dispensary. Scottie Sphincter, lead singer of a band called The Rectal Surgeons, is fingered as a suspect. As Blue attempts to unmask the inscrutable Sphincter, she develops an incurable crush which makes her question why she grows pot for a living. Using witty narratives, a cast of nice characters transport listeners to Navel, Utah, a place where voyages to the afterlife are done with God Speed. Cosmic mirth and hilarity abound in Gadzooks! A Comically Quirky Audio Book. Gadzooks! was named as a 2015 Audie Finalist in the Original Work category by the Audio Publishers Assoication.

In the eyes of Nadine, a polygamist and serial bride, nudging her husbands into heaven is a testament to love. Even Nancy Neptune, a notorious shock jock, is gobsmacked by Nadine's so-called "Celestial Send-Offs". Things go to hell in a hand basket when Nadine offs the wrong guy and is charged with assisted suicide. Meanwhile, Blue McKenna has problems of her own. A power outage has leveled Blue's medical marijuana dispensary. Scottie Sphincter, lead singer of a band called The Rectal Surgeons, is fingered as a suspect. As Blue attempts to unmask the inscrutable Sphincter, she develops an incurable crush which makes her question why she grows pot for a living. Using witty narratives, a cast of nice characters transport listeners to Navel, Utah, a place where voyages to the afterlife are done with God Speed. Cosmic mirth and hilarity abound in Gadzooks! A Comically Quirky Audio Book. Gadzooks! was named as a 2015 Audie Finalist in the Original Work category by the Audio Publishers Assoication.
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Genres:

Humor

Description:

In the eyes of Nadine, a polygamist and serial bride, nudging her husbands into heaven is a testament to love. Even Nancy Neptune, a notorious shock jock, is gobsmacked by Nadine's so-called "Celestial Send-Offs". Things go to hell in a hand basket when Nadine offs the wrong guy and is charged with assisted suicide. Meanwhile, Blue McKenna has problems of her own. A power outage has leveled Blue's medical marijuana dispensary. Scottie Sphincter, lead singer of a band called The Rectal Surgeons, is fingered as a suspect. As Blue attempts to unmask the inscrutable Sphincter, she develops an incurable crush which makes her question why she grows pot for a living. Using witty narratives, a cast of nice characters transport listeners to Navel, Utah, a place where voyages to the afterlife are done with God Speed. Cosmic mirth and hilarity abound in Gadzooks! A Comically Quirky Audio Book. Gadzooks! was named as a 2015 Audie Finalist in the Original Work category by the Audio Publishers Assoication.

Language:

English

Narrators:

Garry Morris, Andra Harbold, Abby Elvidge, Jack de Golia, Kent Hayes, Lesley Mendenhall, Melissa Sandberg, Rhett Guter, Steve Campbell

Length:

7h 27m


Chapters

Chapter 1
Chapter 1

25:45


Chapter 2
Chapter 2

24:04


Chapter 3
Chapter 3

25:00


Chapter 4
Chapter 4

26:34


Chapter 5
Chapter 5

23:42


Chapter 6
Chapter 6

28:20


Chapter 7
Chapter 7

25:25


Chapter 8
Chapter 8

24:55


Chapter 9
Chapter 9

28:33


Chapter 10
Chapter 10

26:17


Chapter 11
Chapter 11

21:30


Chapter 12
Chapter 12

25:32


Chapter 13
Chapter 13

24:14


Chapter 14
Chapter 14

18:55


Chapter 15
Chapter 15

15:27


Chapter 16
Chapter 16

18:33


Chapter 17
Chapter 17

17:08


Chapter 18
Chapter 18

23:00


Chapter 19
Chapter 19

24:18