Gator A-Go-Go - A Novel-logo

Gator A-Go-Go - A Novel

Tim Dorsey

That's right: Serge and Coleman do spring break! It's been a long time coming, but they're at the party now-and you'll never look at a Frisbee the same way again. One spring break location obviously isn't enough for Serge, so he must hit them all, traveling through various historic locales, spewing nuggets of history at anyone who won't run away and dispensing his own signature brand of Sunshine State justice. Along the way he and his sidekick, Coleman, attract a growing following of the nation's top college students . . . and a mysterious gang that leaves a trail of young bodies in their wake. Are the kids safer under Serge's protection? Or does being with him put them in more peril? The classroom and the pot brownies never prepared them for this. Which raises more questions: Who's the guy studying satellite photos? Where did the protected witness go? When did Coleman get all those trophies? Why are the Feds hot on everyone's trail? How did the burnt corpse end up by the pool? What's the best way to keep beer cool on the beach? Then there are the coke smugglers gone legit and a pair of the most dangerously sexy bartenders to ever mix a rum runner. Throw in some dirty dancing contests, illicit drugs, rockin' tunes, screamin' sports cars, bungee rides, pawned class rings, and church breakfasts, and you've got a potent concoction that keeps the hotel's concierge up all night stopping people from falling off the balconies. Want even more? Serge says, "You got it!" After years of quiet, a legendary Miami kingpin from the anything-goes eighties is suddenly back in the news . . . along with one of the state's most psychotic homicidal monsters, every bit as criminally insane as Serge-except without the morals. The mysteries continue to mount: How did Coleman end up with even more disciples than Serge? Can kids successfully climb fences while carrying pizzas? Will Serge survive the carnage, armed with a GPS and a kiddie pool? All will soon be answered-and of course every last moment is caught on tape as Serge c

That's right: Serge and Coleman do spring break! It's been a long time coming, but they're at the party now-and you'll never look at a Frisbee the same way again. One spring break location obviously isn't enough for Serge, so he must hit them all, traveling through various historic locales, spewing nuggets of history at anyone who won't run away and dispensing his own signature brand of Sunshine State justice. Along the way he and his sidekick, Coleman, attract a growing following of the nation's top college students . . . and a mysterious gang that leaves a trail of young bodies in their wake. Are the kids safer under Serge's protection? Or does being with him put them in more peril? The classroom and the pot brownies never prepared them for this. Which raises more questions: Who's the guy studying satellite photos? Where did the protected witness go? When did Coleman get all those trophies? Why are the Feds hot on everyone's trail? How did the burnt corpse end up by the pool? What's the best way to keep beer cool on the beach? Then there are the coke smugglers gone legit and a pair of the most dangerously sexy bartenders to ever mix a rum runner. Throw in some dirty dancing contests, illicit drugs, rockin' tunes, screamin' sports cars, bungee rides, pawned class rings, and church breakfasts, and you've got a potent concoction that keeps the hotel's concierge up all night stopping people from falling off the balconies. Want even more? Serge says, "You got it!" After years of quiet, a legendary Miami kingpin from the anything-goes eighties is suddenly back in the news . . . along with one of the state's most psychotic homicidal monsters, every bit as criminally insane as Serge-except without the morals. The mysteries continue to mount: How did Coleman end up with even more disciples than Serge? Can kids successfully climb fences while carrying pizzas? Will Serge survive the carnage, armed with a GPS and a kiddie pool? All will soon be answered-and of course every last moment is caught on tape as Serge c
More Information

Description:

That's right: Serge and Coleman do spring break! It's been a long time coming, but they're at the party now-and you'll never look at a Frisbee the same way again. One spring break location obviously isn't enough for Serge, so he must hit them all, traveling through various historic locales, spewing nuggets of history at anyone who won't run away and dispensing his own signature brand of Sunshine State justice. Along the way he and his sidekick, Coleman, attract a growing following of the nation's top college students . . . and a mysterious gang that leaves a trail of young bodies in their wake. Are the kids safer under Serge's protection? Or does being with him put them in more peril? The classroom and the pot brownies never prepared them for this. Which raises more questions: Who's the guy studying satellite photos? Where did the protected witness go? When did Coleman get all those trophies? Why are the Feds hot on everyone's trail? How did the burnt corpse end up by the pool? What's the best way to keep beer cool on the beach? Then there are the coke smugglers gone legit and a pair of the most dangerously sexy bartenders to ever mix a rum runner. Throw in some dirty dancing contests, illicit drugs, rockin' tunes, screamin' sports cars, bungee rides, pawned class rings, and church breakfasts, and you've got a potent concoction that keeps the hotel's concierge up all night stopping people from falling off the balconies. Want even more? Serge says, "You got it!" After years of quiet, a legendary Miami kingpin from the anything-goes eighties is suddenly back in the news . . . along with one of the state's most psychotic homicidal monsters, every bit as criminally insane as Serge-except without the morals. The mysteries continue to mount: How did Coleman end up with even more disciples than Serge? Can kids successfully climb fences while carrying pizzas? Will Serge survive the carnage, armed with a GPS and a kiddie pool? All will soon be answered-and of course every last moment is caught on tape as Serge c

Language:

English

Narrators:

Oliver Wyman

Length:

10h 43m


Chapters

Introduction
Introduction

12:40


Chapter 1
Chapter 1

16:04


Chapter 2
Chapter 2

14:14


Chapter 3
Chapter 3

12:11


Chapter 4
Chapter 4

10:23


Chapter 5
Chapter 5

12:41


Chapter 6
Chapter 6

11:10


Chapter 7
Chapter 7

12:55


Chapter 8
Chapter 8

14:04


Chapter 9
Chapter 9

10:07


Chapter 10
Chapter 10

09:46


Chapter 11
Chapter 11

08:22


Chapter 12
Chapter 12

13:46


Chapter 13
Chapter 13

14:59


Chapter 14
Chapter 14

11:24


Chapter 15
Chapter 15

10:49


Chapter 16
Chapter 16

09:57


Chapter 17
Chapter 17

17:15


Chapter 18
Chapter 18

10:48


Chapter 19
Chapter 19

10:41


Chapter 20
Chapter 20

18:47


Chapter 21
Chapter 21

17:25


Chapter 22
Chapter 22

10:55


Chapter 23
Chapter 23

11:59


Chapter 24
Chapter 24

06:39


Chapter 25
Chapter 25

13:24


Chapter 26
Chapter 26

11:45


Chapter 27
Chapter 27

08:15


Chapter 28
Chapter 28

14:46


Chapter 29
Chapter 29

10:08


Chapter 30
Chapter 30

08:59


Chapter 31
Chapter 31

12:46


Chapter 32
Chapter 32

10:54


Chapter 33
Chapter 33

09:59


Chapter 34
Chapter 34

09:26


Chapter 35
Chapter 35

13:30


Chapter 36
Chapter 36

07:21


Chapter 37
Chapter 37

15:24


Chapter 38
Chapter 38

14:15


Chapter 39
Chapter 39

13:35


Chapter 40
Chapter 40

09:36


Chapter 41
Chapter 41

08:10


Chapter 42
Chapter 42

09:32


Chapter 43
Chapter 43

12:27


Chapter 44
Chapter 44

11:13


Chapter 45
Chapter 45

17:52


Chapter 46
Chapter 46

12:20


Chapter 47
Chapter 47

08:23


Chapter 48
Chapter 48

11:04


Chapter 49
Chapter 49

12:53


Chapter 50
Chapter 50

12:02


Chapter 51
Chapter 51

11:24


Chapter 52
Chapter 52

07:41


Chapter 53
Chapter 53

02:47


Chapter 54
Chapter 54

11:27