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Girl, 15, Charming But Insane

Sue Limb

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Description:

Life was tragic enough before this spring started. With a distinct lack of boobage and an arse so big that birds of prey could nest within its shadows, Jess Jordan is saddled with the Goddess Flora for a best friend, a Britney Spears look-alike so gorgeous that one grain of her divine dandruff could make the blind see again. Jess knows that her soul mate is Ben Jones, a divine mixture of Leonardo DiCaprio, Prince William, and Brad Pitt who oozes mystery and charisma. But the campaign to get Ben to notice her brings on a cavalcade of mortification and disaster, including, but not limited to, a minestrone soup explosion that takes place in her bra and a schoolwide viewing of a videotape that features a topless Jess referring to her breasts as "Bonnie" and "Clyde." Meanwhile, Jess's death-obsessed granny moves into her bedroom, along with her grandfather's remains; her hypochondriac dad, who sends her daily "horrorscopes" like "You will fall asleep with your mouth open, and a family of earwigs will move in," acts strange about Jess staying with him this summer; and her longtime friend Fred, a television violence addict and closet thumbsucker, has decided that he can't stand being around her. Jess is determined to make things right . . . but with her offbeat sense of humor and her wildly active imagination, things get complicated along the way.

Language:

English

Narrators:

Katherine Kellgren

Length:

6h 14m


Chapters

Free Sample

05:00

Introduction
Introduction

00:24


Chapter 1
Chapter 1

08:12


Chapter 2
Chapter 2

08:04


Chapter 3
Chapter 3

05:38


Chapter 4
Chapter 4

08:23


Chapter 5
Chapter 5

07:48


Chapter 6
Chapter 6

04:29


Chapter 7
Chapter 7

07:03


Chapter 8
Chapter 8

02:35


Chapter 9
Chapter 9

07:44


Chapter 10
Chapter 10

03:36


Chapter 11
Chapter 11

07:27


Chapter 12
Chapter 12

02:35


Chapter 13
Chapter 13

07:09


Chapter 14
Chapter 14

03:48


Chapter 15
Chapter 15

07:06


Chapter 16
Chapter 16

07:31


Chapter 17
Chapter 17

06:39


Chapter 18
Chapter 18

03:18


Chapter 19
Chapter 19

08:25


Chapter 20
Chapter 20

08:46


Chapter 21
Chapter 21

07:02


Chapter 22
Chapter 22

08:02


Chapter 23
Chapter 23

08:17


Chapter 24
Chapter 24

07:27


Chapter 25
Chapter 25

06:29


Chapter 26
Chapter 26

07:21


Chapter 27
Chapter 27

07:16


Chapter 28
Chapter 28

06:34


Chapter 29
Chapter 29

06:33


Chapter 30
Chapter 30

06:32


Chapter 31
Chapter 31

02:39


Chapter 32
Chapter 32

07:17


Chapter 33
Chapter 33

06:07


Chapter 34
Chapter 34

07:22


Chapter 35
Chapter 35

04:02


Chapter 36
Chapter 36

06:39


Chapter 37
Chapter 37

07:48


Chapter 38
Chapter 38

07:33


Chapter 39
Chapter 39

07:14


Chapter 40
Chapter 40

05:18


Chapter 41
Chapter 41

07:26


Chapter 42
Chapter 42

07:15


Chapter 43
Chapter 43

07:42


Chapter 44
Chapter 44

06:45


Chapter 45
Chapter 45

06:12


Chapter 46
Chapter 46

04:47


Chapter 47
Chapter 47

07:38


Chapter 48
Chapter 48

08:02


Chapter 49
Chapter 49

07:09


Chapter 50
Chapter 50

07:05


Chapter 51
Chapter 51

03:54


Chapter 52
Chapter 52

06:59


Chapter 53
Chapter 53

03:10


Chapter 54
Chapter 54

07:12


Chapter 55
Chapter 55

05:13


Chapter 56
Chapter 56

07:15


Chapter 57
Chapter 57

06:25


Chapter 58
Chapter 58

02:47


Chapter 59
Chapter 59

01:31