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Girl, 15, Charming But Insane

Sue Limb

Life was tragic enough before this spring started. With a distinct lack of boobage and an arse so big that birds of prey could nest within its shadows, Jess Jordan is saddled with the Goddess Flora for a best friend, a Britney Spears look-alike so gorgeous that one grain of her divine dandruff could make the blind see again. Jess knows that her soul mate is Ben Jones, a divine mixture of Leonardo diCaprio, Prince William, and Brad Pitt who oozes mystery and charisma. But the campaign to get Ben to notice her brings on a cavalcade of mortification and disaster, including, but not limited to, a minestrone soup explosion that takes place in her bra and a schoolwide viewing of a videotape that features a topless Jess referring to her breasts as "Bonnie" and "Clyde." Meanwhile, Jess's death-obsessed Granny moves into her bedroom, along with her grandfather's remains; her hypochondriac dad, who sends her daily "horrorscopes" like "You will fall asleep with your mouth open, and a family of earwigs will move in," acts strange about Jess staying with him this summer; and her longtime friend Fred, a television violence addict and closet thumbsucker, has decided that he can't stand being around her. Jess is determined to make things right . . . but with her offbeat sense of humor and her wildly active imagination, things get complicated along the way. From the Hardcover edition.

Life was tragic enough before this spring started. With a distinct lack of boobage and an arse so big that birds of prey could nest within its shadows, Jess Jordan is saddled with the Goddess Flora for a best friend, a Britney Spears look-alike so gorgeous that one grain of her divine dandruff could make the blind see again. Jess knows that her soul mate is Ben Jones, a divine mixture of Leonardo diCaprio, Prince William, and Brad Pitt who oozes mystery and charisma. But the campaign to get Ben to notice her brings on a cavalcade of mortification and disaster, including, but not limited to, a minestrone soup explosion that takes place in her bra and a schoolwide viewing of a videotape that features a topless Jess referring to her breasts as "Bonnie" and "Clyde." Meanwhile, Jess's death-obsessed Granny moves into her bedroom, along with her grandfather's remains; her hypochondriac dad, who sends her daily "horrorscopes" like "You will fall asleep with your mouth open, and a family of earwigs will move in," acts strange about Jess staying with him this summer; and her longtime friend Fred, a television violence addict and closet thumbsucker, has decided that he can't stand being around her. Jess is determined to make things right . . . but with her offbeat sense of humor and her wildly active imagination, things get complicated along the way. From the Hardcover edition.
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Life was tragic enough before this spring started. With a distinct lack of boobage and an arse so big that birds of prey could nest within its shadows, Jess Jordan is saddled with the Goddess Flora for a best friend, a Britney Spears look-alike so gorgeous that one grain of her divine dandruff could make the blind see again. Jess knows that her soul mate is Ben Jones, a divine mixture of Leonardo diCaprio, Prince William, and Brad Pitt who oozes mystery and charisma. But the campaign to get Ben to notice her brings on a cavalcade of mortification and disaster, including, but not limited to, a minestrone soup explosion that takes place in her bra and a schoolwide viewing of a videotape that features a topless Jess referring to her breasts as "Bonnie" and "Clyde." Meanwhile, Jess's death-obsessed Granny moves into her bedroom, along with her grandfather's remains; her hypochondriac dad, who sends her daily "horrorscopes" like "You will fall asleep with your mouth open, and a family of earwigs will move in," acts strange about Jess staying with him this summer; and her longtime friend Fred, a television violence addict and closet thumbsucker, has decided that he can't stand being around her. Jess is determined to make things right . . . but with her offbeat sense of humor and her wildly active imagination, things get complicated along the way. From the Hardcover edition.

Language:

English

Narrators:

Katherine Kellgren

Length:

6h 14m


Chapters

Introduction
Introduction

00:24


Chapter 1
Chapter 1

08:12


Chapter 2
Chapter 2

08:04


Chapter 3
Chapter 3

05:38


Chapter 4
Chapter 4

08:23


Chapter 5
Chapter 5

07:48


Chapter 6
Chapter 6

04:29


Chapter 7
Chapter 7

07:03


Chapter 8
Chapter 8

02:35


Chapter 9
Chapter 9

07:44


Chapter 10
Chapter 10

03:36


Chapter 11
Chapter 11

07:27


Chapter 12
Chapter 12

02:35


Chapter 13
Chapter 13

07:09


Chapter 14
Chapter 14

03:48


Chapter 15
Chapter 15

07:06


Chapter 16
Chapter 16

07:31


Chapter 17
Chapter 17

06:39


Chapter 18
Chapter 18

03:18


Chapter 19
Chapter 19

08:25


Chapter 20
Chapter 20

08:46


Chapter 21
Chapter 21

07:02


Chapter 22
Chapter 22

08:02


Chapter 23
Chapter 23

08:17


Chapter 24
Chapter 24

07:27


Chapter 25
Chapter 25

06:29


Chapter 26
Chapter 26

07:21


Chapter 27
Chapter 27

07:16


Chapter 28
Chapter 28

06:34


Chapter 29
Chapter 29

06:33


Chapter 30
Chapter 30

06:32


Chapter 31
Chapter 31

02:39


Chapter 32
Chapter 32

07:17


Chapter 33
Chapter 33

06:07


Chapter 34
Chapter 34

07:22


Chapter 35
Chapter 35

04:02


Chapter 36
Chapter 36

06:39


Chapter 37
Chapter 37

07:48


Chapter 38
Chapter 38

07:33


Chapter 39
Chapter 39

07:14


Chapter 40
Chapter 40

05:18


Chapter 41
Chapter 41

07:26


Chapter 42
Chapter 42

07:15


Chapter 43
Chapter 43

07:42


Chapter 44
Chapter 44

06:45


Chapter 45
Chapter 45

06:12


Chapter 46
Chapter 46

04:47


Chapter 47
Chapter 47

07:38


Chapter 48
Chapter 48

08:02


Chapter 49
Chapter 49

07:09


Chapter 50
Chapter 50

07:05


Chapter 51
Chapter 51

03:54


Chapter 52
Chapter 52

06:59


Chapter 53
Chapter 53

03:10


Chapter 54
Chapter 54

07:12


Chapter 55
Chapter 55

05:13


Chapter 56
Chapter 56

07:15


Chapter 57
Chapter 57

06:25


Chapter 58
Chapter 58

02:47


Chapter 59
Chapter 59

01:31