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Heartbreak Messenger

Alexander Vance

Breaking up is hard to do--so why not pay someone to do it for you? Twelve-year-old Quentin never asked to be the Heartbreak Messenger. It just kind of happened, and he can't let a golden opportunity pass him by. The valuable communication service he offers is simple: He delivers breakup messages. For a small fee, he will deliver that message to your soon-to-be ex. If you order the deluxe package, he'll even throw in some flowers and a box of chocolates. You know . . . to soften the blow. At first, Quentin's entrepreneurial brainchild is surprisingly successful, which is great, because he suspects his mom, who works as a car mechanic, is worried about money. But as he interacts with clients, message recipients, and his best friend, Abigail, it doesn't take long for him to wonder if his own heart will remain intact. In The Heartbreak Messenger by Alexander Vance, Quentin discovers that the game of love and the emotions that go with it are as complicated as they come--even for an almost-innocent bystander.

Breaking up is hard to do--so why not pay someone to do it for you? Twelve-year-old Quentin never asked to be the Heartbreak Messenger. It just kind of happened, and he can't let a golden opportunity pass him by. The valuable communication service he offers is simple: He delivers breakup messages. For a small fee, he will deliver that message to your soon-to-be ex. If you order the deluxe package, he'll even throw in some flowers and a box of chocolates. You know . . . to soften the blow. At first, Quentin's entrepreneurial brainchild is surprisingly successful, which is great, because he suspects his mom, who works as a car mechanic, is worried about money. But as he interacts with clients, message recipients, and his best friend, Abigail, it doesn't take long for him to wonder if his own heart will remain intact. In The Heartbreak Messenger by Alexander Vance, Quentin discovers that the game of love and the emotions that go with it are as complicated as they come--even for an almost-innocent bystander.
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Breaking up is hard to do--so why not pay someone to do it for you? Twelve-year-old Quentin never asked to be the Heartbreak Messenger. It just kind of happened, and he can't let a golden opportunity pass him by. The valuable communication service he offers is simple: He delivers breakup messages. For a small fee, he will deliver that message to your soon-to-be ex. If you order the deluxe package, he'll even throw in some flowers and a box of chocolates. You know . . . to soften the blow. At first, Quentin's entrepreneurial brainchild is surprisingly successful, which is great, because he suspects his mom, who works as a car mechanic, is worried about money. But as he interacts with clients, message recipients, and his best friend, Abigail, it doesn't take long for him to wonder if his own heart will remain intact. In The Heartbreak Messenger by Alexander Vance, Quentin discovers that the game of love and the emotions that go with it are as complicated as they come--even for an almost-innocent bystander.

Language:

English

Narrators:

Christopher Gebauer

Length:

5h 30m


Chapters

Free Sample

05:00

Introduction
Introduction

00:12


Chapter 1
Chapter 1

07:48


Chapter 2
Chapter 2

10:31


Chapter 3
Chapter 3

10:04


Chapter 4
Chapter 4

10:00


Chapter 5
Chapter 5

19:01


Chapter 6
Chapter 6

16:16


Chapter 7
Chapter 7

09:51


Chapter 8
Chapter 8

08:27


Chapter 9
Chapter 9

08:49


Chapter 10
Chapter 10

15:04


Chapter 11
Chapter 11

07:13


Chapter 12
Chapter 12

10:57


Chapter 13
Chapter 13

11:53


Chapter 14
Chapter 14

07:25


Chapter 15
Chapter 15

16:26


Chapter 16
Chapter 16

09:35


Chapter 17
Chapter 17

12:41


Chapter 18
Chapter 18

11:49


Chapter 19
Chapter 19

08:37


Chapter 20
Chapter 20

06:17


Chapter 21
Chapter 21

18:53


Chapter 22
Chapter 22

14:58


Chapter 23
Chapter 23

06:56


Chapter 24
Chapter 24

10:18


Chapter 25
Chapter 25

10:57


Chapter 26
Chapter 26

10:23


Chapter 27
Chapter 27

04:40


Chapter 28
Chapter 28

16:34


Chapter 29
Chapter 29

02:47


Chapter 30
Chapter 30

14:51


Chapter 31
Chapter 31

00:30