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Holy Cow - A Modern-day Dairy Tale

David Duchovny

A rollicking, globe-trotting adventure with a twist: a four-legged heroine you won't soon forget Elsie Bovary is a cow, and a pretty happy one at that-her long, lazy days are spent eating, napping, and chatting with her best friend, Mallory. One night, Elsie and Mallory sneak out of their pasture; but while Mallory is interested in flirting with the neighboring bulls, Elsie finds herself drawn to the farmhouse. Through the window, she sees the farmer's family gathered around a bright Box God-and what the Box God reveals about something called an "industrial meat farm" shakes Elsie's understanding of her world to its core. There's only one solution: escape to a better, safer world. And so a motley crew is formed: Elsie; Jerry-excuse me, Shalom-a cranky, Torah-reading pig who's recently converted to Judaism; and Tom, a suave (in his own mind, at least) turkey who can't fly, but who can work an iPhone with his beak. Toting stolen passports and slapdash human disguises, they head for the airport. Elsie is our wise-cracking, pop-culture-reference-dropping, slyly witty narrator; Tom-who does eventually learn to fly (sort of)-dispenses psychiatric advice in a fake German accent; and Shalom, rejected by his adopted people in Jerusalem, ends up unexpectedly uniting Israelis and Palestinians. David Duchovny's charismatic creatures point the way toward a mutual understanding and acceptance that the world desperately needs.

A rollicking, globe-trotting adventure with a twist: a four-legged heroine you won't soon forget Elsie Bovary is a cow, and a pretty happy one at that-her long, lazy days are spent eating, napping, and chatting with her best friend, Mallory. One night, Elsie and Mallory sneak out of their pasture; but while Mallory is interested in flirting with the neighboring bulls, Elsie finds herself drawn to the farmhouse. Through the window, she sees the farmer's family gathered around a bright Box God-and what the Box God reveals about something called an "industrial meat farm" shakes Elsie's understanding of her world to its core. There's only one solution: escape to a better, safer world. And so a motley crew is formed: Elsie; Jerry-excuse me, Shalom-a cranky, Torah-reading pig who's recently converted to Judaism; and Tom, a suave (in his own mind, at least) turkey who can't fly, but who can work an iPhone with his beak. Toting stolen passports and slapdash human disguises, they head for the airport. Elsie is our wise-cracking, pop-culture-reference-dropping, slyly witty narrator; Tom-who does eventually learn to fly (sort of)-dispenses psychiatric advice in a fake German accent; and Shalom, rejected by his adopted people in Jerusalem, ends up unexpectedly uniting Israelis and Palestinians. David Duchovny's charismatic creatures point the way toward a mutual understanding and acceptance that the world desperately needs.
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Genres:

Humor

Description:

A rollicking, globe-trotting adventure with a twist: a four-legged heroine you won't soon forget Elsie Bovary is a cow, and a pretty happy one at that-her long, lazy days are spent eating, napping, and chatting with her best friend, Mallory. One night, Elsie and Mallory sneak out of their pasture; but while Mallory is interested in flirting with the neighboring bulls, Elsie finds herself drawn to the farmhouse. Through the window, she sees the farmer's family gathered around a bright Box God-and what the Box God reveals about something called an "industrial meat farm" shakes Elsie's understanding of her world to its core. There's only one solution: escape to a better, safer world. And so a motley crew is formed: Elsie; Jerry-excuse me, Shalom-a cranky, Torah-reading pig who's recently converted to Judaism; and Tom, a suave (in his own mind, at least) turkey who can't fly, but who can work an iPhone with his beak. Toting stolen passports and slapdash human disguises, they head for the airport. Elsie is our wise-cracking, pop-culture-reference-dropping, slyly witty narrator; Tom-who does eventually learn to fly (sort of)-dispenses psychiatric advice in a fake German accent; and Shalom, rejected by his adopted people in Jerusalem, ends up unexpectedly uniting Israelis and Palestinians. David Duchovny's charismatic creatures point the way toward a mutual understanding and acceptance that the world desperately needs.

Language:

English

Length:

2h 57m


Chapters

Introduction
Introduction

00:46


Chapter 1
Chapter 1

10:12


Chapter 2
Chapter 2

04:32


Chapter 3
Chapter 3

03:36


Chapter 4
Chapter 4

02:50


Chapter 5
Chapter 5

02:05


Chapter 6
Chapter 6

01:53


Chapter 7
Chapter 7

04:34


Chapter 8
Chapter 8

01:48


Chapter 9
Chapter 9

02:26


Chapter 10
Chapter 10

01:37


Chapter 11
Chapter 11

04:54


Chapter 12
Chapter 12

01:47


Chapter 13
Chapter 13

01:59


Chapter 14
Chapter 14

02:06


Chapter 15
Chapter 15

04:07


Chapter 16
Chapter 16

02:31


Chapter 17
Chapter 17

02:57


Chapter 18
Chapter 18

01:57


Chapter 19
Chapter 19

03:38


Chapter 20
Chapter 20

06:52


Chapter 21
Chapter 21

06:38


Chapter 22
Chapter 22

02:35


Chapter 23
Chapter 23

03:02


Chapter 24
Chapter 24

03:06


Chapter 25
Chapter 25

05:01


Chapter 26
Chapter 26

08:52


Chapter 27
Chapter 27

02:35


Chapter 28
Chapter 28

02:21


Chapter 29
Chapter 29

01:40


Chapter 30
Chapter 30

02:17


Chapter 31
Chapter 31

02:53


Chapter 32
Chapter 32

06:03


Chapter 33
Chapter 33

02:04


Chapter 34
Chapter 34

01:54


Chapter 35
Chapter 35

04:31


Chapter 36
Chapter 36

02:12


Chapter 37
Chapter 37

04:30


Chapter 38
Chapter 38

01:09


Chapter 39
Chapter 39

09:09


Chapter 40
Chapter 40

03:50


Chapter 41
Chapter 41

03:02


Chapter 42
Chapter 42

04:02


Chapter 43
Chapter 43

03:08


Chapter 44
Chapter 44

05:14


Chapter 45
Chapter 45

02:21


Chapter 46
Chapter 46

09:11


Chapter 47
Chapter 47

02:34


Chapter 48
Chapter 48

02:18


Chapter 49
Chapter 49

00:35