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Holy Frigging Matrimony

Emma Chase

What does Drew Evans have to say next? Find out in this e-short short story, filled with his sexy charm, unique advice and hilarious one-liners. Marriage: the final frontier. Steven went first. He was kind of our test subject. Like those monkeys that NASA sent off into space in the fifties, all the while knowing they'd never make it back. And now another poor rocket is ready to launch. But this isn't just any posh New York wedding. You've seen my friends, you've met our families, you know you're in for a treat. Everyone wants their wedding to be memorable. This one's going to be un-frigging-forgettable. Holy Frigging Matrimony takes place about a year after Tangled's end and is from Drew's POV.

What does Drew Evans have to say next? Find out in this e-short short story, filled with his sexy charm, unique advice and hilarious one-liners. Marriage: the final frontier. Steven went first. He was kind of our test subject. Like those monkeys that NASA sent off into space in the fifties, all the while knowing they'd never make it back. And now another poor rocket is ready to launch. But this isn't just any posh New York wedding. You've seen my friends, you've met our families, you know you're in for a treat. Everyone wants their wedding to be memorable. This one's going to be un-frigging-forgettable. Holy Frigging Matrimony takes place about a year after Tangled's end and is from Drew's POV.
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What does Drew Evans have to say next? Find out in this e-short short story, filled with his sexy charm, unique advice and hilarious one-liners. Marriage: the final frontier. Steven went first. He was kind of our test subject. Like those monkeys that NASA sent off into space in the fifties, all the while knowing they'd never make it back. And now another poor rocket is ready to launch. But this isn't just any posh New York wedding. You've seen my friends, you've met our families, you know you're in for a treat. Everyone wants their wedding to be memorable. This one's going to be un-frigging-forgettable. Holy Frigging Matrimony takes place about a year after Tangled's end and is from Drew's POV.

Language:

English

Narrators:

Sebastian York

Length:

52m


Chapters

Introduction
Introduction

00:34


Chapter 1
Chapter 1

19:43


Chapter 2
Chapter 2

16:33


Chapter 3
Chapter 3

14:26


Chapter 4
Chapter 4

01:03