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Housebroken

Laurie Notaro

#1 New York Times bestselling author Laurie Notaro isn’t exactly a domestic goddess—unless that means she fully embraces her genetic hoarding predisposition, sneaks peeks at her husband’s daily journal, or has made a list of the people she wants on her Apocalypse Survival team (her husband’s not on it). Notaro chronicles her chronic misfortune in the domestic arts, including cooking, cleaning, and putting on Spanx while sweaty (which should technically qualify as an Olympic sport). Housebroken is a rollicking new collection of essays showcasing her irreverent wit and inability to feel shame from defying nature in the quest to make her own Twinkies, to begging her new neighbors not to become urban livestock keepers, to teaching her eight-year-old nephew about hoboes.

#1 New York Times bestselling author Laurie Notaro isn’t exactly a domestic goddess—unless that means she fully embraces her genetic hoarding predisposition, sneaks peeks at her husband’s daily journal, or has made a list of the people she wants on her Apocalypse Survival team (her husband’s not on it). Notaro chronicles her chronic misfortune in the domestic arts, including cooking, cleaning, and putting on Spanx while sweaty (which should technically qualify as an Olympic sport). Housebroken is a rollicking new collection of essays showcasing her irreverent wit and inability to feel shame from defying nature in the quest to make her own Twinkies, to begging her new neighbors not to become urban livestock keepers, to teaching her eight-year-old nephew about hoboes.
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Genres:

Humor

Description:

#1 New York Times bestselling author Laurie Notaro isn’t exactly a domestic goddess—unless that means she fully embraces her genetic hoarding predisposition, sneaks peeks at her husband’s daily journal, or has made a list of the people she wants on her Apocalypse Survival team (her husband’s not on it). Notaro chronicles her chronic misfortune in the domestic arts, including cooking, cleaning, and putting on Spanx while sweaty (which should technically qualify as an Olympic sport). Housebroken is a rollicking new collection of essays showcasing her irreverent wit and inability to feel shame from defying nature in the quest to make her own Twinkies, to begging her new neighbors not to become urban livestock keepers, to teaching her eight-year-old nephew about hoboes.

Language:

English

Length:

6h 14m


Chapters

Chapter 1
Chapter 1

05:06


Chapter 2
Chapter 2

05:07


Chapter 3
Chapter 3

05:16


Chapter 4
Chapter 4

02:27


Chapter 5
Chapter 5

05:30


Chapter 6
Chapter 6

05:35


Chapter 7
Chapter 7

05:23


Chapter 8
Chapter 8

05:04


Chapter 9
Chapter 9

05:14


Chapter 10
Chapter 10

02:31


Chapter 11
Chapter 11

05:15


Chapter 12
Chapter 12

05:15


Chapter 13
Chapter 13

05:03


Chapter 14
Chapter 14

03:42


Chapter 15
Chapter 15

05:13


Chapter 16
Chapter 16

05:06


Chapter 17
Chapter 17

05:53


Chapter 18
Chapter 18

05:13


Chapter 19
Chapter 19

05:01


Chapter 20
Chapter 20

04:31


Chapter 21
Chapter 21

05:12


Chapter 22
Chapter 22

05:12


Chapter 23
Chapter 23

05:24


Chapter 24
Chapter 24

05:47


Chapter 25
Chapter 25

03:39


Chapter 26
Chapter 26

05:03


Chapter 27
Chapter 27

05:10


Chapter 28
Chapter 28

05:04


Chapter 29
Chapter 29

02:20


Chapter 30
Chapter 30

05:04


Chapter 31
Chapter 31

05:01


Chapter 32
Chapter 32

06:28


Chapter 33
Chapter 33

05:11


Chapter 34
Chapter 34

05:19


Chapter 35
Chapter 35

05:11


Chapter 36
Chapter 36

05:22


Chapter 37
Chapter 37

05:05


Chapter 38
Chapter 38

05:33


Chapter 39
Chapter 39

06:15


Chapter 40
Chapter 40

01:07


Chapter 41
Chapter 41

05:12


Chapter 42
Chapter 42

05:06


Chapter 43
Chapter 43

05:01


Chapter 44
Chapter 44

05:03


Chapter 45
Chapter 45

05:05


Chapter 46
Chapter 46

05:10


Chapter 47
Chapter 47

03:02


Chapter 48
Chapter 48

05:35


Chapter 49
Chapter 49

05:39


Chapter 50
Chapter 50

02:31


Chapter 51
Chapter 51

05:05


Chapter 52
Chapter 52

05:03


Chapter 53
Chapter 53

05:04


Chapter 54
Chapter 54

03:09


Chapter 55
Chapter 55

05:11


Chapter 56
Chapter 56

05:28


Chapter 57
Chapter 57

04:42


Chapter 58
Chapter 58

05:23


Chapter 59
Chapter 59

05:05


Chapter 60
Chapter 60

05:06


Chapter 61
Chapter 61

06:12


Chapter 62
Chapter 62

05:34


Chapter 63
Chapter 63

05:07


Chapter 64
Chapter 64

05:04


Chapter 65
Chapter 65

05:02


Chapter 66
Chapter 66

05:22


Chapter 67
Chapter 67

06:16


Chapter 68
Chapter 68

05:06


Chapter 69
Chapter 69

05:01


Chapter 70
Chapter 70

03:31


Chapter 71
Chapter 71

05:54


Chapter 72
Chapter 72

06:02


Chapter 73
Chapter 73

05:07


Chapter 74
Chapter 74

05:18


Chapter 75
Chapter 75

06:56