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I Need a Lifeguard Everywhere but the Pool

Lisa Scottoline

This program is read by the authors. "Lisa and Francesca, mother and daughter, bring you the laughter of their lives." -Delia Ephron, bestselling author The bestselling and "perennially hilarious" mother-daughter team is back with a new collection of stories from their real lives, guaranteed to make you laugh out loud. Join Lisa and Francesca as they regret drunk-shopping online, try smell-dating, and explore the freedom of a hiatus from men - a Guyatus. They offer a fresh and funny take on the triumphs and facepalm moments of modern life, showing that when it comes to navigating the crazy world we live in, you're always your own best lifeguard.

This program is read by the authors. "Lisa and Francesca, mother and daughter, bring you the laughter of their lives." -Delia Ephron, bestselling author The bestselling and "perennially hilarious" mother-daughter team is back with a new collection of stories from their real lives, guaranteed to make you laugh out loud. Join Lisa and Francesca as they regret drunk-shopping online, try smell-dating, and explore the freedom of a hiatus from men - a Guyatus. They offer a fresh and funny take on the triumphs and facepalm moments of modern life, showing that when it comes to navigating the crazy world we live in, you're always your own best lifeguard.
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This program is read by the authors. "Lisa and Francesca, mother and daughter, bring you the laughter of their lives." -Delia Ephron, bestselling author The bestselling and "perennially hilarious" mother-daughter team is back with a new collection of stories from their real lives, guaranteed to make you laugh out loud. Join Lisa and Francesca as they regret drunk-shopping online, try smell-dating, and explore the freedom of a hiatus from men - a Guyatus. They offer a fresh and funny take on the triumphs and facepalm moments of modern life, showing that when it comes to navigating the crazy world we live in, you're always your own best lifeguard.

Language:

English

Narrators:

Francesca Serritella

Length:

5h 16m


Chapters

Introduction
Introduction

04:39


Chapter 1
Chapter 1

03:44


Chapter 2
Chapter 2

06:26


Chapter 3
Chapter 3

03:54


Chapter 4
Chapter 4

03:53


Chapter 5
Chapter 5

04:46


Chapter 6
Chapter 6

04:17


Chapter 7
Chapter 7

03:36


Chapter 8
Chapter 8

04:11


Chapter 9
Chapter 9

04:15


Chapter 10
Chapter 10

04:41


Chapter 11
Chapter 11

03:57


Chapter 12
Chapter 12

05:42


Chapter 13
Chapter 13

04:50


Chapter 14
Chapter 14

03:37


Chapter 15
Chapter 15

04:23


Chapter 16
Chapter 16

03:21


Chapter 17
Chapter 17

04:03


Chapter 18
Chapter 18

04:39


Chapter 19
Chapter 19

03:43


Chapter 20
Chapter 20

03:37


Chapter 21
Chapter 21

04:34


Chapter 22
Chapter 22

03:17


Chapter 23
Chapter 23

03:18


Chapter 24
Chapter 24

05:17


Chapter 25
Chapter 25

03:45


Chapter 26
Chapter 26

04:12


Chapter 27
Chapter 27

03:46


Chapter 28
Chapter 28

03:51


Chapter 29
Chapter 29

03:19


Chapter 30
Chapter 30

04:08


Chapter 31
Chapter 31

03:35


Chapter 32
Chapter 32

02:57


Chapter 33
Chapter 33

03:59


Chapter 34
Chapter 34

07:31


Chapter 35
Chapter 35

04:01


Chapter 36
Chapter 36

03:57


Chapter 37
Chapter 37

05:15


Chapter 38
Chapter 38

03:49


Chapter 39
Chapter 39

03:16


Chapter 40
Chapter 40

04:57


Chapter 41
Chapter 41

03:56


Chapter 42
Chapter 42

04:04


Chapter 43
Chapter 43

04:31


Chapter 44
Chapter 44

04:23


Chapter 45
Chapter 45

03:48


Chapter 46
Chapter 46

04:09


Chapter 47
Chapter 47

03:48


Chapter 48
Chapter 48

05:22


Chapter 49
Chapter 49

03:36


Chapter 50
Chapter 50

04:28


Chapter 51
Chapter 51

05:30


Chapter 52
Chapter 52

04:28


Chapter 53
Chapter 53

03:34


Chapter 54
Chapter 54

05:22


Chapter 55
Chapter 55

03:30


Chapter 56
Chapter 56

03:54


Chapter 57
Chapter 57

03:51


Chapter 58
Chapter 58

06:13


Chapter 59
Chapter 59

03:45


Chapter 60
Chapter 60

03:45


Chapter 61
Chapter 61

05:36


Chapter 62
Chapter 62

05:03


Chapter 63
Chapter 63

04:08


Chapter 64
Chapter 64

04:57


Chapter 65
Chapter 65

03:35


Chapter 66
Chapter 66

04:24


Chapter 67
Chapter 67

05:11


Chapter 68
Chapter 68

03:36


Chapter 69
Chapter 69

04:21


Chapter 70
Chapter 70

03:19


Chapter 71
Chapter 71

04:31


Chapter 72
Chapter 72

05:28


Chapter 73
Chapter 73

02:18


Chapter 74
Chapter 74

00:48