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I Rant, Therefore I Am

Dennis Miller

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Once again there's good news for those of us who rage at the evening news, shake our heads at Washington's business-as-usual, or watch as politicians carom helplessly between political crises and sex scandals: Dennis Miller is back with his third installment of hilarious observations, I Rant, Therefore I Am. Dennis Miller first gained national acclaim as the wise-guy anchor of "Weekend Update" on "Saturday Night Live." When HBO premiered his weekly talk show in April 1994, both critics and fans enthusiastically agreed: "Dennis Miller Live" was the most refreshing talk show on television. The accolades have continued to pour in. In September 1994, Dennis and his staff won an Emmy Award for writing and have been regularly nominated since. When he takes the stage, the audience demands, "The rants, the rants, the rants," and once again, Dennis Miller delivers the goods. Fans of his smart, quirky, irreverent style of humor are in for another treat-this set of rants is even funnier than the last two rounds. Dennis Miller keeps on ranting in I Rant, Therefore I Am, and speaks his mind on topics like: MODELS-"How ironic that the most exquisite-looking people in the world should end up choosing the profession that requires them to spend all day by the phone waiting for the most hideous people to call them." COLLEGE-"I don't think you should have to pay back college loans unless you get a job in your field. Put some pressure on the school. If I can't pay my bills, I'm not paying yours." CONSUMERS-"You know how to tell when you've got a shopping problem? When the lights in the department store momentarily dim after they slide your credit card through the thing." FAITH-"I envy people who can just let go and totally commit. I, on the other hand, can't even hear the title of the show 'Touched by an Angel' without thinking that a professional baseball player is being sued for sexual harassment." ASTRONAUTS-"Anybody who would strap themselves onto a giant deodorant spray can, set off a series of explosions under their as

Language:

English

Length:

2h 26m


Chapters

Free Sample

03:45

Introduction
Introduction

00:25


Chapter 1
Chapter 1

03:48


Chapter 2
Chapter 2

03:27


Chapter 3
Chapter 3

04:05


Chapter 4
Chapter 4

04:40


Chapter 5
Chapter 5

04:18


Chapter 6
Chapter 6

05:34


Chapter 7
Chapter 7

05:37


Chapter 8
Chapter 8

03:33


Chapter 9
Chapter 9

04:35


Chapter 10
Chapter 10

04:13


Chapter 11
Chapter 11

04:46


Chapter 12
Chapter 12

04:06


Chapter 13
Chapter 13

04:10


Chapter 14
Chapter 14

05:12


Chapter 15
Chapter 15

05:02


Chapter 16
Chapter 16

04:21


Chapter 17
Chapter 17

05:13


Chapter 18
Chapter 18

04:08


Chapter 19
Chapter 19

05:17


Chapter 20
Chapter 20

04:18


Chapter 21
Chapter 21

04:53


Chapter 22
Chapter 22

04:25


Chapter 23
Chapter 23

03:26


Chapter 24
Chapter 24

04:09


Chapter 25
Chapter 25

04:46


Chapter 26
Chapter 26

04:43


Chapter 27
Chapter 27

04:16


Chapter 28
Chapter 28

04:54


Chapter 29
Chapter 29

04:49


Chapter 30
Chapter 30

05:02


Chapter 31
Chapter 31

05:34


Chapter 32
Chapter 32

04:17


Chapter 33
Chapter 33

00:27