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I Regret Nothing - A Memoir

Jen Lancaster

THE NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER New York Times bestselling author Jen Lancaster has lived a life based on re-invention and self-improvement. From Bitter Is the New Black to The Tao of Martha, she's managed to document her (and her generation's) attempts to shape up, grow up, and have it all-sometimes with disastrous results… Sure Jen has made mistakes. She spent all her money from a high-paying job on shoes, clothes, and spa treatments. She then carried a Prada bag to the unemployment office. She wrote a whole memoir about dieting…but didn't lose weight. She embarked on a quest for cultural enlightenment that only cemented her love for John Hughes movies and Kraft American Singles. She tried to embrace everything Martha Stewart, while living with a menagerie of rescue cats and dogs. (Glitter…everywhere.) Mistakes are one thing; regrets are another. After a girls' weekend in Savannah makes her realize that she is-yikes!-middle-aged (binge watching is so the new binge drinking), Jen decides to make a bucket list and seize the day, even if that means having her tattoo removed at one hundred times the cost of putting it on. From attempting a juice cleanse to studying Italian, from learning to ride a bike to starting a new business, and from sampling pasta in Rome to training for a 5K, Jen is turning a mid-life crisis into a mid-life opportunity, sharing her sometimes bumpy-but always hilarious-attempts to better her life…again. From the Hardcover edition.

THE NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER New York Times bestselling author Jen Lancaster has lived a life based on re-invention and self-improvement. From Bitter Is the New Black to The Tao of Martha, she's managed to document her (and her generation's) attempts to shape up, grow up, and have it all-sometimes with disastrous results… Sure Jen has made mistakes. She spent all her money from a high-paying job on shoes, clothes, and spa treatments. She then carried a Prada bag to the unemployment office. She wrote a whole memoir about dieting…but didn't lose weight. She embarked on a quest for cultural enlightenment that only cemented her love for John Hughes movies and Kraft American Singles. She tried to embrace everything Martha Stewart, while living with a menagerie of rescue cats and dogs. (Glitter…everywhere.) Mistakes are one thing; regrets are another. After a girls' weekend in Savannah makes her realize that she is-yikes!-middle-aged (binge watching is so the new binge drinking), Jen decides to make a bucket list and seize the day, even if that means having her tattoo removed at one hundred times the cost of putting it on. From attempting a juice cleanse to studying Italian, from learning to ride a bike to starting a new business, and from sampling pasta in Rome to training for a 5K, Jen is turning a mid-life crisis into a mid-life opportunity, sharing her sometimes bumpy-but always hilarious-attempts to better her life…again. From the Hardcover edition.
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THE NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER New York Times bestselling author Jen Lancaster has lived a life based on re-invention and self-improvement. From Bitter Is the New Black to The Tao of Martha, she's managed to document her (and her generation's) attempts to shape up, grow up, and have it all-sometimes with disastrous results… Sure Jen has made mistakes. She spent all her money from a high-paying job on shoes, clothes, and spa treatments. She then carried a Prada bag to the unemployment office. She wrote a whole memoir about dieting…but didn't lose weight. She embarked on a quest for cultural enlightenment that only cemented her love for John Hughes movies and Kraft American Singles. She tried to embrace everything Martha Stewart, while living with a menagerie of rescue cats and dogs. (Glitter…everywhere.) Mistakes are one thing; regrets are another. After a girls' weekend in Savannah makes her realize that she is-yikes!-middle-aged (binge watching is so the new binge drinking), Jen decides to make a bucket list and seize the day, even if that means having her tattoo removed at one hundred times the cost of putting it on. From attempting a juice cleanse to studying Italian, from learning to ride a bike to starting a new business, and from sampling pasta in Rome to training for a 5K, Jen is turning a mid-life crisis into a mid-life opportunity, sharing her sometimes bumpy-but always hilarious-attempts to better her life…again. From the Hardcover edition.

Language:

English

Length:

9h 51m


Chapters

Chapter 1
Chapter 1

00:13


Chapter 2
Chapter 2

00:38


Chapter 3
Chapter 3

07:46


Chapter 4
Chapter 4

06:25


Chapter 5
Chapter 5

06:40


Chapter 6
Chapter 6

08:56


Chapter 7
Chapter 7

07:47


Chapter 8
Chapter 8

05:56


Chapter 9
Chapter 9

04:04


Chapter 10
Chapter 10

03:47


Chapter 11
Chapter 11

06:40


Chapter 12
Chapter 12

06:16


Chapter 13
Chapter 13

06:13


Chapter 14
Chapter 14

05:33


Chapter 15
Chapter 15

06:16


Chapter 16
Chapter 16

07:25


Chapter 17
Chapter 17

06:23


Chapter 18
Chapter 18

08:25


Chapter 19
Chapter 19

07:05


Chapter 20
Chapter 20

07:24


Chapter 21
Chapter 21

04:38


Chapter 22
Chapter 22

08:34


Chapter 23
Chapter 23

04:52


Chapter 24
Chapter 24

05:24


Chapter 25
Chapter 25

06:33


Chapter 26
Chapter 26

07:33


Chapter 27
Chapter 27

07:01


Chapter 28
Chapter 28

07:05


Chapter 29
Chapter 29

06:09


Chapter 30
Chapter 30

05:44


Chapter 31
Chapter 31

04:29


Chapter 32
Chapter 32

06:07


Chapter 33
Chapter 33

06:20


Chapter 34
Chapter 34

04:41


Chapter 35
Chapter 35

07:17


Chapter 36
Chapter 36

07:07


Chapter 37
Chapter 37

05:23


Chapter 38
Chapter 38

06:01


Chapter 39
Chapter 39

05:37


Chapter 40
Chapter 40

07:28


Chapter 41
Chapter 41

08:11


Chapter 42
Chapter 42

06:54


Chapter 43
Chapter 43

07:32


Chapter 44
Chapter 44

07:05


Chapter 45
Chapter 45

04:33


Chapter 46
Chapter 46

05:07


Chapter 47
Chapter 47

05:04


Chapter 48
Chapter 48

06:54


Chapter 49
Chapter 49

05:16


Chapter 50
Chapter 50

05:09


Chapter 51
Chapter 51

06:36


Chapter 52
Chapter 52

07:21


Chapter 53
Chapter 53

06:14


Chapter 54
Chapter 54

04:38


Chapter 55
Chapter 55

08:03


Chapter 56
Chapter 56

06:26


Chapter 57
Chapter 57

06:50


Chapter 58
Chapter 58

06:25


Chapter 59
Chapter 59

07:02


Chapter 60
Chapter 60

07:03


Chapter 61
Chapter 61

03:01


Chapter 62
Chapter 62

04:52


Chapter 63
Chapter 63

04:42


Chapter 64
Chapter 64

07:29


Chapter 65
Chapter 65

06:33


Chapter 66
Chapter 66

04:37


Chapter 67
Chapter 67

05:23


Chapter 68
Chapter 68

05:48


Chapter 69
Chapter 69

05:55


Chapter 70
Chapter 70

05:41


Chapter 71
Chapter 71

04:53


Chapter 72
Chapter 72

07:19


Chapter 73
Chapter 73

07:45


Chapter 74
Chapter 74

05:53


Chapter 75
Chapter 75

05:33


Chapter 76
Chapter 76

05:57


Chapter 77
Chapter 77

05:28


Chapter 78
Chapter 78

05:41


Chapter 79
Chapter 79

05:52


Chapter 80
Chapter 80

06:17


Chapter 81
Chapter 81

05:54


Chapter 82
Chapter 82

06:58


Chapter 83
Chapter 83

06:03


Chapter 84
Chapter 84

06:46


Chapter 85
Chapter 85

05:47


Chapter 86
Chapter 86

04:45


Chapter 87
Chapter 87

06:51


Chapter 88
Chapter 88

06:36


Chapter 89
Chapter 89

05:46


Chapter 90
Chapter 90

06:03


Chapter 91
Chapter 91

04:20


Chapter 92
Chapter 92

02:57


Chapter 93
Chapter 93

05:29


Chapter 94
Chapter 94

07:42


Chapter 95
Chapter 95

06:52


Chapter 96
Chapter 96

05:53


Chapter 97
Chapter 97

04:35


Chapter 98
Chapter 98

04:30


Chapter 99
Chapter 99

00:40