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I Want My Epidural Back - Adventures in Mediocre Parenting-logo

I Want My Epidural Back - Adventures in Mediocre Parenting

Karen Alpert

Now that I’m a mom, I know the most painful part isn’t getting something giant through your hooha. It’s having a real live child. If you are the kind of mom who shapes your kiddo’s organic quinoa into reproductions of the Mona Lisa, do not read this book. If you stayed up past midnight to create posters for your PTO presidential campaign, do not read this book. If you look down your nose at parents who have Domino’s pizza on speed dial, do not read this book. But if you are the kind of parent who accidentally goes ballistic on your rugrats every morning because they won’t put their shoes on and then you feel super guilty about it all day so you take them to McDonalds for a special treat but really it’s because you opened up your freezer and panicked because you forgot to buy more frozen pizzas, then absolutely read this book. I WANT MY EPIDURAL BACK is a celebration of mediocre parents and how awesome they are and how their kids love them just as much as children with perfect parents. Karen Alpert’s honest but hilarious observations, stories, quips and pictures will have you nodding your head and peeing in your pants. Or on the toilet if you’re smart and read it there.

Now that I’m a mom, I know the most painful part isn’t getting something giant through your hooha. It’s having a real live child. If you are the kind of mom who shapes your kiddo’s organic quinoa into reproductions of the Mona Lisa, do not read this book. If you stayed up past midnight to create posters for your PTO presidential campaign, do not read this book. If you look down your nose at parents who have Domino’s pizza on speed dial, do not read this book. But if you are the kind of parent who accidentally goes ballistic on your rugrats every morning because they won’t put their shoes on and then you feel super guilty about it all day so you take them to McDonalds for a special treat but really it’s because you opened up your freezer and panicked because you forgot to buy more frozen pizzas, then absolutely read this book. I WANT MY EPIDURAL BACK is a celebration of mediocre parents and how awesome they are and how their kids love them just as much as children with perfect parents. Karen Alpert’s honest but hilarious observations, stories, quips and pictures will have you nodding your head and peeing in your pants. Or on the toilet if you’re smart and read it there.
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Now that I’m a mom, I know the most painful part isn’t getting something giant through your hooha. It’s having a real live child. If you are the kind of mom who shapes your kiddo’s organic quinoa into reproductions of the Mona Lisa, do not read this book. If you stayed up past midnight to create posters for your PTO presidential campaign, do not read this book. If you look down your nose at parents who have Domino’s pizza on speed dial, do not read this book. But if you are the kind of parent who accidentally goes ballistic on your rugrats every morning because they won’t put their shoes on and then you feel super guilty about it all day so you take them to McDonalds for a special treat but really it’s because you opened up your freezer and panicked because you forgot to buy more frozen pizzas, then absolutely read this book. I WANT MY EPIDURAL BACK is a celebration of mediocre parents and how awesome they are and how their kids love them just as much as children with perfect parents. Karen Alpert’s honest but hilarious observations, stories, quips and pictures will have you nodding your head and peeing in your pants. Or on the toilet if you’re smart and read it there.

Language:

English

Length:

4h 19m


Chapters

Introduction
Introduction

03:52


Chapter 1
Chapter 1

03:42


Chapter 2
Chapter 2

08:10


Chapter 3
Chapter 3

03:50


Chapter 4
Chapter 4

03:13


Chapter 5
Chapter 5

06:05


Chapter 6
Chapter 6

02:20


Chapter 7
Chapter 7

05:21


Chapter 8
Chapter 8

04:16


Chapter 9
Chapter 9

05:59


Chapter 10
Chapter 10

08:11


Chapter 11
Chapter 11

05:21


Chapter 12
Chapter 12

08:28


Chapter 13
Chapter 13

04:36


Chapter 14
Chapter 14

05:47


Chapter 15
Chapter 15

03:25


Chapter 16
Chapter 16

07:05


Chapter 17
Chapter 17

02:45


Chapter 18
Chapter 18

08:39


Chapter 19
Chapter 19

06:03


Chapter 20
Chapter 20

03:10


Chapter 21
Chapter 21

07:56


Chapter 22
Chapter 22

07:23


Chapter 23
Chapter 23

07:38


Chapter 24
Chapter 24

05:44


Chapter 25
Chapter 25

05:56


Chapter 26
Chapter 26

04:41


Chapter 27
Chapter 27

07:19


Chapter 28
Chapter 28

03:57


Chapter 29
Chapter 29

06:37


Chapter 30
Chapter 30

05:21


Chapter 31
Chapter 31

07:58


Chapter 32
Chapter 32

04:58


Chapter 33
Chapter 33

03:04


Chapter 34
Chapter 34

11:34


Chapter 35
Chapter 35

05:45


Chapter 36
Chapter 36

01:29


Chapter 37
Chapter 37

03:05


Chapter 38
Chapter 38

05:39


Chapter 39
Chapter 39

07:56


Chapter 40
Chapter 40

03:10


Chapter 41
Chapter 41

07:06


Chapter 42
Chapter 42

05:01


Chapter 43
Chapter 43

08:41


Chapter 44
Chapter 44

04:40


Chapter 45
Chapter 45

03:06


Chapter 46
Chapter 46

02:43


Chapter 47
Chapter 47

00:47