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If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans

Ann Coulter

"Uttering lines that send liberals into paroxysms of rage, otherwise known as 'citing facts,' is the spice of life. When I see the hot spittle flying from their mouths and the veins bulging and pulsing above their eyes, well, that's when I feel truly alive." So begins If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans, Ann Coulter's funniest, most devastating, and, yes, most outrageous book to date. Coulter has become the brightest star in the conservative firmament thanks to her razor-sharp reasoning and biting wit. Of course, practically any time she opens her mouth, liberal elites denounce Ann, insisting that "She's gone too far!" and hopefully predicting that this time it will bring a crashing end to her career. Now you can read all the quotes that have so outraged her enemies and so delighted her legions of fans. More than just the definitive collection of Coulterisms, If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans includes dozens of brand-new commentaries written by Coulter and hundreds of never-before-published quotations. This is Ann at her best, covering every topic from A to Z. Here you'll read Coulter's take on: • Her politics: "As far as I'm concerned, I'm a middle-of-the-road moderate and the rest of you are crazy." • Hillary Clinton: "Hillary wants to be the first woman president, which would also make her the first woman in a Clinton administration to sit behind the desk in the Oval Office instead of under it." • The environment: "God gave us the earth. We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees. God said, 'Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. It's yours.'" • Religion: "It's become increasingly difficult to distinguish the pronouncements of the Episcopal Church from the latest Madonna video." • Global warming: "The temperature of the planet has increased about one degree Fahrenheit in the last century. So imagine a summer afternoon when it's 63 degrees and the next thing you know it's . . . 64 degrees. Ahhhh!!!! Run for your lives, everybody! Women and children first!" • Gun

"Uttering lines that send liberals into paroxysms of rage, otherwise known as 'citing facts,' is the spice of life. When I see the hot spittle flying from their mouths and the veins bulging and pulsing above their eyes, well, that's when I feel truly alive." So begins If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans, Ann Coulter's funniest, most devastating, and, yes, most outrageous book to date. Coulter has become the brightest star in the conservative firmament thanks to her razor-sharp reasoning and biting wit. Of course, practically any time she opens her mouth, liberal elites denounce Ann, insisting that "She's gone too far!" and hopefully predicting that this time it will bring a crashing end to her career. Now you can read all the quotes that have so outraged her enemies and so delighted her legions of fans. More than just the definitive collection of Coulterisms, If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans includes dozens of brand-new commentaries written by Coulter and hundreds of never-before-published quotations. This is Ann at her best, covering every topic from A to Z. Here you'll read Coulter's take on: • Her politics: "As far as I'm concerned, I'm a middle-of-the-road moderate and the rest of you are crazy." • Hillary Clinton: "Hillary wants to be the first woman president, which would also make her the first woman in a Clinton administration to sit behind the desk in the Oval Office instead of under it." • The environment: "God gave us the earth. We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees. God said, 'Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. It's yours.'" • Religion: "It's become increasingly difficult to distinguish the pronouncements of the Episcopal Church from the latest Madonna video." • Global warming: "The temperature of the planet has increased about one degree Fahrenheit in the last century. So imagine a summer afternoon when it's 63 degrees and the next thing you know it's . . . 64 degrees. Ahhhh!!!! Run for your lives, everybody! Women and children first!" • Gun
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"Uttering lines that send liberals into paroxysms of rage, otherwise known as 'citing facts,' is the spice of life. When I see the hot spittle flying from their mouths and the veins bulging and pulsing above their eyes, well, that's when I feel truly alive." So begins If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans, Ann Coulter's funniest, most devastating, and, yes, most outrageous book to date. Coulter has become the brightest star in the conservative firmament thanks to her razor-sharp reasoning and biting wit. Of course, practically any time she opens her mouth, liberal elites denounce Ann, insisting that "She's gone too far!" and hopefully predicting that this time it will bring a crashing end to her career. Now you can read all the quotes that have so outraged her enemies and so delighted her legions of fans. More than just the definitive collection of Coulterisms, If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans includes dozens of brand-new commentaries written by Coulter and hundreds of never-before-published quotations. This is Ann at her best, covering every topic from A to Z. Here you'll read Coulter's take on: • Her politics: "As far as I'm concerned, I'm a middle-of-the-road moderate and the rest of you are crazy." • Hillary Clinton: "Hillary wants to be the first woman president, which would also make her the first woman in a Clinton administration to sit behind the desk in the Oval Office instead of under it." • The environment: "God gave us the earth. We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees. God said, 'Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. It's yours.'" • Religion: "It's become increasingly difficult to distinguish the pronouncements of the Episcopal Church from the latest Madonna video." • Global warming: "The temperature of the planet has increased about one degree Fahrenheit in the last century. So imagine a summer afternoon when it's 63 degrees and the next thing you know it's . . . 64 degrees. Ahhhh!!!! Run for your lives, everybody! Women and children first!" • Gun

Language:

English

Length:

3h 29m


Chapters

Chapter 1
Chapter 1

04:59


Chapter 2
Chapter 2

04:23


Chapter 3
Chapter 3

02:35


Chapter 4
Chapter 4

04:27


Chapter 5
Chapter 5

03:20


Chapter 6
Chapter 6

04:21


Chapter 7
Chapter 7

04:46


Chapter 8
Chapter 8

03:48


Chapter 9
Chapter 9

04:28


Chapter 10
Chapter 10

03:55


Chapter 11
Chapter 11

04:47


Chapter 12
Chapter 12

04:02


Chapter 13
Chapter 13

04:55


Chapter 14
Chapter 14

02:30


Chapter 15
Chapter 15

01:43


Chapter 16
Chapter 16

03:16


Chapter 17
Chapter 17

02:34


Chapter 18
Chapter 18

02:22


Chapter 19
Chapter 19

03:04


Chapter 20
Chapter 20

05:27


Chapter 21
Chapter 21

03:16


Chapter 22
Chapter 22

04:05


Chapter 23
Chapter 23

01:38


Chapter 24
Chapter 24

02:03


Chapter 25
Chapter 25

02:48


Chapter 26
Chapter 26

03:15


Chapter 27
Chapter 27

02:33


Chapter 28
Chapter 28

03:52


Chapter 29
Chapter 29

04:56


Chapter 30
Chapter 30

02:44


Chapter 31
Chapter 31

04:49


Chapter 32
Chapter 32

02:32


Chapter 33
Chapter 33

02:11


Chapter 34
Chapter 34

03:43


Chapter 35
Chapter 35

02:13


Chapter 36
Chapter 36

02:28


Chapter 37
Chapter 37

03:30


Chapter 38
Chapter 38

03:46


Chapter 39
Chapter 39

03:17


Chapter 40
Chapter 40

04:35


Chapter 41
Chapter 41

02:59


Chapter 42
Chapter 42

03:31


Chapter 43
Chapter 43

03:05


Chapter 44
Chapter 44

03:30


Chapter 45
Chapter 45

03:38


Chapter 46
Chapter 46

03:17


Chapter 47
Chapter 47

03:07


Chapter 48
Chapter 48

02:22


Chapter 49
Chapter 49

01:57


Chapter 50
Chapter 50

02:41


Chapter 51
Chapter 51

03:23


Chapter 52
Chapter 52

03:37


Chapter 53
Chapter 53

02:26


Chapter 54
Chapter 54

02:03


Chapter 55
Chapter 55

02:57


Chapter 56
Chapter 56

02:09


Chapter 57
Chapter 57

03:08


Chapter 58
Chapter 58

02:46


Chapter 59
Chapter 59

02:36


Chapter 60
Chapter 60

03:02


Chapter 61
Chapter 61

02:35


Chapter 62
Chapter 62

03:53


Chapter 63
Chapter 63

04:44