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If You Were Here - A Novel

Jen Lancaster

The fiction debut of the New York Times bestselling author of My Fair Lazy.Told in the uproariously entertaining voice readers have come to expect from Jen Lancaster, If You Were Here follows Amish-zombie-teen- romance author Mia and her husband Mac (and their pets) through the alternately frustrating, exciting, terrifying-but always funny-process of buying and renovating their first home in the Chicago suburbs that John hughes's movies made famous. Along their harrowing renovation journey, Mia and Mac get caught up in various wars with the homeowners' association, meet some less-than-friendly neighbors, and are joined by a hilarious cast of supporting characters, including a celebutard ex- landlady. As they struggle to adapt to their new surroundings- with Mac taking on the renovations himself- Mia and Mac will discover if their marriage is strong enough to survive months of DIY renovations.

The fiction debut of the New York Times bestselling author of My Fair Lazy.Told in the uproariously entertaining voice readers have come to expect from Jen Lancaster, If You Were Here follows Amish-zombie-teen- romance author Mia and her husband Mac (and their pets) through the alternately frustrating, exciting, terrifying-but always funny-process of buying and renovating their first home in the Chicago suburbs that John hughes's movies made famous. Along their harrowing renovation journey, Mia and Mac get caught up in various wars with the homeowners' association, meet some less-than-friendly neighbors, and are joined by a hilarious cast of supporting characters, including a celebutard ex- landlady. As they struggle to adapt to their new surroundings- with Mac taking on the renovations himself- Mia and Mac will discover if their marriage is strong enough to survive months of DIY renovations.
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The fiction debut of the New York Times bestselling author of My Fair Lazy.Told in the uproariously entertaining voice readers have come to expect from Jen Lancaster, If You Were Here follows Amish-zombie-teen- romance author Mia and her husband Mac (and their pets) through the alternately frustrating, exciting, terrifying-but always funny-process of buying and renovating their first home in the Chicago suburbs that John hughes's movies made famous. Along their harrowing renovation journey, Mia and Mac get caught up in various wars with the homeowners' association, meet some less-than-friendly neighbors, and are joined by a hilarious cast of supporting characters, including a celebutard ex- landlady. As they struggle to adapt to their new surroundings- with Mac taking on the renovations himself- Mia and Mac will discover if their marriage is strong enough to survive months of DIY renovations.

Language:

English

Narrators:

Jamie Heinlein

Length:

8h 28m


Chapters

Chapter 1
Chapter 1

17:29


Chapter 2
Chapter 2

20:56


Chapter 3
Chapter 3

28:17


Chapter 4
Chapter 4

38:40


Chapter 5
Chapter 5

33:44


Chapter 6
Chapter 6

20:38


Chapter 7
Chapter 7

20:52


Chapter 8
Chapter 8

22:50


Chapter 9
Chapter 9

26:20


Chapter 10
Chapter 10

19:52


Chapter 11
Chapter 11

20:22


Chapter 12
Chapter 12

23:11


Chapter 13
Chapter 13

22:14


Chapter 14
Chapter 14

18:47


Chapter 15
Chapter 15

14:18


Chapter 16
Chapter 16

18:57


Chapter 17
Chapter 17

34:23


Chapter 18
Chapter 18

23:34


Chapter 19
Chapter 19

26:15


Chapter 20
Chapter 20

23:04


Chapter 21
Chapter 21

20:10


Chapter 22
Chapter 22

10:59


Chapter 23
Chapter 23

00:33


Chapter 24
Chapter 24

02:21