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Kill the Boy Band

Goldy Moldavsky

From debut author Goldy Moldavsky, the story of four superfan friends whose devotion to their favorite boy band has darkly comical and murderous results. Okay, so just know from the start that it wasn't supposed to go like this. All we wanted was to get near The Ruperts, our favorite boy band. We didn't mean to kidnap one of the guys. It kind of, sort of happened that way. But now he's tied up in our hotel room. And the worst part of all, it's Rupert P. All four members of The Ruperts might have the same first name, but they couldn't be more different. And Rupert P. is the biggest flop out of the whole group. We didn't mean to hold hostage a member of The Ruperts, I swear. At least, I didn't. We are fans. Okay, superfans who spend all of our free time tweeting about the boys and updating our fan tumblrs. But so what, that's what you do when you love a group so much it hurts. How did it get this far? Who knows. I mean midterms are coming up. I really do not have time to go to hell.

From debut author Goldy Moldavsky, the story of four superfan friends whose devotion to their favorite boy band has darkly comical and murderous results. Okay, so just know from the start that it wasn't supposed to go like this. All we wanted was to get near The Ruperts, our favorite boy band. We didn't mean to kidnap one of the guys. It kind of, sort of happened that way. But now he's tied up in our hotel room. And the worst part of all, it's Rupert P. All four members of The Ruperts might have the same first name, but they couldn't be more different. And Rupert P. is the biggest flop out of the whole group. We didn't mean to hold hostage a member of The Ruperts, I swear. At least, I didn't. We are fans. Okay, superfans who spend all of our free time tweeting about the boys and updating our fan tumblrs. But so what, that's what you do when you love a group so much it hurts. How did it get this far? Who knows. I mean midterms are coming up. I really do not have time to go to hell.
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From debut author Goldy Moldavsky, the story of four superfan friends whose devotion to their favorite boy band has darkly comical and murderous results. Okay, so just know from the start that it wasn't supposed to go like this. All we wanted was to get near The Ruperts, our favorite boy band. We didn't mean to kidnap one of the guys. It kind of, sort of happened that way. But now he's tied up in our hotel room. And the worst part of all, it's Rupert P. All four members of The Ruperts might have the same first name, but they couldn't be more different. And Rupert P. is the biggest flop out of the whole group. We didn't mean to hold hostage a member of The Ruperts, I swear. At least, I didn't. We are fans. Okay, superfans who spend all of our free time tweeting about the boys and updating our fan tumblrs. But so what, that's what you do when you love a group so much it hurts. How did it get this far? Who knows. I mean midterms are coming up. I really do not have time to go to hell.

Language:

English

Narrators:

Barrett Wilbert Weed

Length:

6h 54m


Chapters

Introduction
Introduction

01:14


Part 1, Chapter 1
Part 1, Chapter 1

17:16


Part 1, Chapter 2
Part 1, Chapter 2

20:30


Part 1, Chapter 3
Part 1, Chapter 3

28:01


Part 1, Chapter 4
Part 1, Chapter 4

08:56


Part 1, Chapter 5
Part 1, Chapter 5

34:52


Part 1, Chapter 6
Part 1, Chapter 6

12:53


Part 1, Chapter 7
Part 1, Chapter 7

18:05


Part 1, Chapter 8
Part 1, Chapter 8

14:34


Part 1, Chapter 9
Part 1, Chapter 9

18:27


Part 1, Chapter 10
Part 1, Chapter 10

24:39


Part 1, Chapter 11
Part 1, Chapter 11

03:39


Part 1, Chapter 12
Part 1, Chapter 12

13:08


Part 1, Chapter 13
Part 1, Chapter 13

15:38


Part 1, Chapter 14
Part 1, Chapter 14

03:49


Part 2, Chapter 15
Part 2, Chapter 15

12:44


Part 2, Chapter 16
Part 2, Chapter 16

17:16


Part 2, Chapter 17
Part 2, Chapter 17

21:53


Part 2, Chapter 18
Part 2, Chapter 18

31:21


Part 2, Chapter 19
Part 2, Chapter 19

06:58


Part 2, Chapter 20
Part 2, Chapter 20

06:34


Part 2, Chapter 21
Part 2, Chapter 21

17:14


Part 2, Chapter 22
Part 2, Chapter 22

07:30


Part 2, Chapter 23
Part 2, Chapter 23

05:05


Part 2, Chapter 24
Part 2, Chapter 24

11:40


Part 2, Chapter 25
Part 2, Chapter 25

05:09


Part 2, Chapter 26
Part 2, Chapter 26

08:36


Part 2, Chapter 27
Part 2, Chapter 27

15:03


Part 2, Chapter 28
Part 2, Chapter 28

04:17


Part 2, Chapter 29
Part 2, Chapter 29

06:49


Part 2, Chapter 30
Part 2, Chapter 30

00:51