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King Dork Approximately

Frank Portman

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From Frank Portman comes the long-awaited sequel to the beloved cult classic King Dork, of which John Green, author of The Fault in Our Stars, said, "Basically, if you are a human being with even a vague grasp of the English language, King Dork will rock your world." Aside from the stitches and the head wound, Tom Henderson is the same old King Dork. He's still trying to work out who to blame for the new scar on his forehead, the memory loss, and his father's mysterious death. But illicit female hospital visitations, The Catcher in the Rye, and the Hillmont High sex-pocalypse have made him a new man. What doesn't make you stronger can kill you, though, and tenth grade, act two, promises to be a killer. Tom's down one bloodstained army coat, one Little Big Tom, and two secret semi-imaginary girlfriends. Now his most deeply held beliefs about alphabetical-order friendship, recycling, school spirit, girls, rock and roll, the stitching on jeans, the Catcher Code, and the structure of the universe are about to explode in his face. If only a female robot's notes could solve the world's problems, he'd have a chance. But how likely is that? King Dork Approximately--it feels like the first time. Like the very first time. Praise for King Dork Approximately: "A hilarious peek into the male adolescent mind . . . [and] inside this sarcastic teen is the soul of a poet who makes this comedic tale a refreshingly insightful read."-VOYA "Utterly enjoyable, this book's culture-meets-romantic-confusion focus makes it a teen take on Nick Hornby's High Fidelity."-Booklist "Tom's irreverent voice and sharply observed, deeply funny insights about public education and the teen social order carry the story."-Publishers Weekly "Portman has crafted a perceptive protagonist, whose brilliantly wry observations will keep readers laughing and whose voice is infused with an all-too-believable mix of innocence and cynicism."-School Library Journal "King Dork Approximately is a smart and sardonic sequel, a book for all ages."-Lar

Language:

English

Narrators:

Lincoln Hoppe

Length:

12h 52m


Chapters

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Chapter 1
Chapter 1

00:13


Chapter 2
Chapter 2

00:50


Chapter 3
Chapter 3

03:05


Chapter 4
Chapter 4

04:33


Chapter 5
Chapter 5

05:47


Chapter 6
Chapter 6

03:04


Chapter 7
Chapter 7

05:19


Chapter 8
Chapter 8

05:53


Chapter 9
Chapter 9

04:43


Chapter 10
Chapter 10

05:22


Chapter 11
Chapter 11

04:16


Chapter 12
Chapter 12

04:05


Chapter 13
Chapter 13

03:59


Chapter 14
Chapter 14

05:21


Chapter 15
Chapter 15

05:03


Chapter 16
Chapter 16

05:32


Chapter 17
Chapter 17

04:06


Chapter 18
Chapter 18

03:50


Chapter 19
Chapter 19

02:48


Chapter 20
Chapter 20

03:57


Chapter 21
Chapter 21

04:34


Chapter 22
Chapter 22

04:41


Chapter 23
Chapter 23

05:42


Chapter 24
Chapter 24

03:56


Chapter 25
Chapter 25

03:43


Chapter 26
Chapter 26

04:21


Chapter 27
Chapter 27

04:42


Chapter 28
Chapter 28

03:47


Chapter 29
Chapter 29

03:53


Chapter 30
Chapter 30

05:14


Chapter 31
Chapter 31

04:48


Chapter 32
Chapter 32

04:46


Chapter 33
Chapter 33

04:35


Chapter 34
Chapter 34

03:29


Chapter 35
Chapter 35

01:03


Chapter 36
Chapter 36

00:32


Chapter 37
Chapter 37

03:55


Chapter 38
Chapter 38

04:08


Chapter 39
Chapter 39

03:21


Chapter 40
Chapter 40

04:10


Chapter 41
Chapter 41

04:31


Chapter 42
Chapter 42

04:05


Chapter 43
Chapter 43

05:43


Chapter 44
Chapter 44

05:19


Chapter 45
Chapter 45

04:33


Chapter 46
Chapter 46

04:33


Chapter 47
Chapter 47

05:23


Chapter 48
Chapter 48

05:18


Chapter 49
Chapter 49

05:47


Chapter 50
Chapter 50

05:26


Chapter 51
Chapter 51

05:18


Chapter 52
Chapter 52

04:23


Chapter 53
Chapter 53

04:54


Chapter 54
Chapter 54

04:42


Chapter 55
Chapter 55

06:19


Chapter 56
Chapter 56

03:25


Chapter 57
Chapter 57

03:34


Chapter 58
Chapter 58

04:19


Chapter 59
Chapter 59

04:37


Chapter 60
Chapter 60

04:21


Chapter 61
Chapter 61

04:45


Chapter 62
Chapter 62

04:29


Chapter 63
Chapter 63

04:56


Chapter 64
Chapter 64

05:23


Chapter 65
Chapter 65

04:59


Chapter 66
Chapter 66

05:15


Chapter 67
Chapter 67

05:11


Chapter 68
Chapter 68

04:20


Chapter 69
Chapter 69

03:37


Chapter 70
Chapter 70

04:35


Chapter 71
Chapter 71

03:51


Chapter 72
Chapter 72

03:00


Chapter 73
Chapter 73

03:42


Chapter 74
Chapter 74

04:52


Chapter 75
Chapter 75

04:12


Chapter 76
Chapter 76

03:53


Chapter 77
Chapter 77

03:01


Chapter 78
Chapter 78

05:07


Chapter 79
Chapter 79

04:01


Chapter 80
Chapter 80

05:46


Chapter 81
Chapter 81

05:21


Chapter 82
Chapter 82

05:03


Chapter 83
Chapter 83

05:34


Chapter 84
Chapter 84

03:36


Chapter 85
Chapter 85

05:04


Chapter 86
Chapter 86

05:12


Chapter 87
Chapter 87

05:00


Chapter 88
Chapter 88

05:10


Chapter 89
Chapter 89

04:44


Chapter 90
Chapter 90

05:33


Chapter 91
Chapter 91

05:47


Chapter 92
Chapter 92

03:27


Chapter 93
Chapter 93

05:19


Chapter 94
Chapter 94

03:49


Chapter 95
Chapter 95

05:29


Chapter 96
Chapter 96

06:06


Chapter 97
Chapter 97

06:13


Chapter 98
Chapter 98

04:56


Chapter 99
Chapter 99

03:37


Chapter 100
Chapter 100

03:59


Chapter 101
Chapter 101

05:25


Chapter 102
Chapter 102

04:55


Chapter 103
Chapter 103

05:43


Chapter 104
Chapter 104

02:25


Chapter 105
Chapter 105

05:34


Chapter 106
Chapter 106

05:07


Chapter 107
Chapter 107

05:57


Chapter 108
Chapter 108

05:42


Chapter 109
Chapter 109

05:00


Chapter 110
Chapter 110

05:18


Chapter 111
Chapter 111

04:43


Chapter 112
Chapter 112

05:25


Chapter 113
Chapter 113

05:47


Chapter 114
Chapter 114

03:56


Chapter 115
Chapter 115

03:58


Chapter 116
Chapter 116

04:53


Chapter 117
Chapter 117

04:47


Chapter 118
Chapter 118

03:54


Chapter 119
Chapter 119

03:49


Chapter 120
Chapter 120

03:55


Chapter 121
Chapter 121

04:55


Chapter 122
Chapter 122

05:09


Chapter 123
Chapter 123

05:25


Chapter 124
Chapter 124

05:51


Chapter 125
Chapter 125

04:23


Chapter 126
Chapter 126

03:19


Chapter 127
Chapter 127

05:03


Chapter 128
Chapter 128

05:24


Chapter 129
Chapter 129

06:09


Chapter 130
Chapter 130

04:25


Chapter 131
Chapter 131

04:47


Chapter 132
Chapter 132

05:45


Chapter 133
Chapter 133

05:43


Chapter 134
Chapter 134

04:12


Chapter 135
Chapter 135

03:34


Chapter 136
Chapter 136

03:30


Chapter 137
Chapter 137

03:36


Chapter 138
Chapter 138

03:32


Chapter 139
Chapter 139

05:13


Chapter 140
Chapter 140

04:00


Chapter 141
Chapter 141

06:02


Chapter 142
Chapter 142

06:19


Chapter 143
Chapter 143

03:55


Chapter 144
Chapter 144

04:25


Chapter 145
Chapter 145

04:58


Chapter 146
Chapter 146

04:56


Chapter 147
Chapter 147

04:31


Chapter 148
Chapter 148

05:59


Chapter 149
Chapter 149

04:53


Chapter 150
Chapter 150

05:18


Chapter 151
Chapter 151

05:26


Chapter 152
Chapter 152

03:37


Chapter 153
Chapter 153

04:36


Chapter 154
Chapter 154

03:23


Chapter 155
Chapter 155

03:47


Chapter 156
Chapter 156

02:53


Chapter 157
Chapter 157

05:22


Chapter 158
Chapter 158

05:05


Chapter 159
Chapter 159

04:54


Chapter 160
Chapter 160

04:55


Chapter 161
Chapter 161

04:47


Chapter 162
Chapter 162

04:39


Chapter 163
Chapter 163

05:34


Chapter 164
Chapter 164

04:51


Chapter 165
Chapter 165

05:25


Chapter 166
Chapter 166

05:11


Chapter 167
Chapter 167

05:10


Chapter 168
Chapter 168

05:24


Chapter 169
Chapter 169

00:29