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King of the Mild Frontier

Chris Crutcher

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Description:

Do You Know: •A good reason to be phobic about oysters and olives? •That you can step inside a roaring coal furnace and feet cool? •That Jesus had an older brother? •How shutting your mouth can help you avoid brain surgery? •How to avoid cow-pies during your baptism? •How to survive in the winter wilderness with only a fishing pole and a sausage? Chris Crutcher knows the answers to these things and more. And once you have read about Chris Crutcher's life as a dateless, broken-toothed, scabbed-over, God-fearing dweeb, and once you have contemplated his ascension to the buckskin-upholstered throne of the King of the Mild Frontier, you will close this book, close your eyes and hold it to your chest, and say, "I, too, can be an author." Hell, anyone can.

Language:

English

Length:

4h 55m


Chapters

Free Sample

05:00

Introduction
Introduction

00:35


Chapter 1
Chapter 1

08:05


Chapter 2
Chapter 2

07:08


Chapter 3
Chapter 3

04:08


Chapter 4
Chapter 4

07:59


Chapter 5
Chapter 5

07:41


Chapter 6
Chapter 6

02:11


Chapter 7
Chapter 7

07:25


Chapter 8
Chapter 8

04:42


Chapter 9
Chapter 9

07:21


Chapter 10
Chapter 10

06:47


Chapter 11
Chapter 11

02:12


Chapter 12
Chapter 12

08:34


Chapter 13
Chapter 13

07:08


Chapter 14
Chapter 14

07:50


Chapter 15
Chapter 15

02:44


Chapter 16
Chapter 16

07:05


Chapter 17
Chapter 17

08:03


Chapter 18
Chapter 18

06:49


Chapter 19
Chapter 19

03:35


Chapter 20
Chapter 20

08:14


Chapter 21
Chapter 21

08:02


Chapter 22
Chapter 22

06:16


Chapter 23
Chapter 23

08:36


Chapter 24
Chapter 24

07:14


Chapter 25
Chapter 25

02:27


Chapter 26
Chapter 26

07:59


Chapter 27
Chapter 27

07:19


Chapter 28
Chapter 28

07:49


Chapter 29
Chapter 29

06:55


Chapter 30
Chapter 30

08:32


Chapter 31
Chapter 31

07:18


Chapter 32
Chapter 32

07:49


Chapter 33
Chapter 33

03:29


Chapter 34
Chapter 34

07:23


Chapter 35
Chapter 35

05:41


Chapter 36
Chapter 36

06:33


Chapter 37
Chapter 37

08:12


Chapter 38
Chapter 38

03:20


Chapter 39
Chapter 39

07:02


Chapter 40
Chapter 40

05:43


Chapter 41
Chapter 41

08:09


Chapter 42
Chapter 42

06:07


Chapter 43
Chapter 43

07:52


Chapter 44
Chapter 44

02:34


Chapter 45
Chapter 45

07:23


Chapter 46
Chapter 46

03:54