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Love Songs for the Shy and Cynical

Robert Shearman

The first love song in the world, as composed by a pig in the Garden of Eden. The Devil, alarmed when his hobby of writing romantic fiction begins to upstage his day job. Hearts kept in Tupperware boxes, small countries that vanish from the European mainland overnight, and a kidnapper who gets more than he bargained for when his victim associates him with George Clooney. It could only be Robert Shearman's 'Love Songs for the Shy and Cynical'. Six stories of the comic and the frightening and the downright weird, taken from his multi-award winning short story collection. Love Among the Lobelias performed by Toby Hadoke Luxembourg performed by Jane Goddard Pang performed by Toby Hadoke George Clooney's Moustache performed by India Fisher Sweet Nothings performed by Jane Goddard One Last Love Song performed by India Fisher WINNER OF THE READERS' AWARD IN THE EDGE HILL UNIVERSITY SHORT STORY COMPETITION!

The first love song in the world, as composed by a pig in the Garden of Eden. The Devil, alarmed when his hobby of writing romantic fiction begins to upstage his day job. Hearts kept in Tupperware boxes, small countries that vanish from the European mainland overnight, and a kidnapper who gets more than he bargained for when his victim associates him with George Clooney. It could only be Robert Shearman's 'Love Songs for the Shy and Cynical'. Six stories of the comic and the frightening and the downright weird, taken from his multi-award winning short story collection. Love Among the Lobelias performed by Toby Hadoke Luxembourg performed by Jane Goddard Pang performed by Toby Hadoke George Clooney's Moustache performed by India Fisher Sweet Nothings performed by Jane Goddard One Last Love Song performed by India Fisher WINNER OF THE READERS' AWARD IN THE EDGE HILL UNIVERSITY SHORT STORY COMPETITION!
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The first love song in the world, as composed by a pig in the Garden of Eden. The Devil, alarmed when his hobby of writing romantic fiction begins to upstage his day job. Hearts kept in Tupperware boxes, small countries that vanish from the European mainland overnight, and a kidnapper who gets more than he bargained for when his victim associates him with George Clooney. It could only be Robert Shearman's 'Love Songs for the Shy and Cynical'. Six stories of the comic and the frightening and the downright weird, taken from his multi-award winning short story collection. Love Among the Lobelias performed by Toby Hadoke Luxembourg performed by Jane Goddard Pang performed by Toby Hadoke George Clooney's Moustache performed by India Fisher Sweet Nothings performed by Jane Goddard One Last Love Song performed by India Fisher WINNER OF THE READERS' AWARD IN THE EDGE HILL UNIVERSITY SHORT STORY COMPETITION!

Language:

English

Narrators:

India Fisher, Jane Goddard, Toby Hadoke

Length:

3h 28m


Chapters

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03:55

Chapter 1
Chapter 1

03:58


Chapter 2
Chapter 2

04:03


Chapter 3
Chapter 3

05:23


Chapter 4
Chapter 4

03:44


Chapter 5
Chapter 5

04:26


Chapter 6
Chapter 6

04:08


Chapter 7
Chapter 7

04:18


Chapter 8
Chapter 8

04:11


Chapter 9
Chapter 9

04:32


Chapter 10
Chapter 10

04:21


Chapter 11
Chapter 11

04:17


Chapter 12
Chapter 12

04:15


Chapter 13
Chapter 13

02:37


Chapter 14
Chapter 14

03:24


Chapter 15
Chapter 15

04:29


Chapter 16
Chapter 16

04:24


Chapter 17
Chapter 17

03:24


Chapter 18
Chapter 18

03:56


Chapter 19
Chapter 19

03:53


Chapter 20
Chapter 20

04:46


Chapter 21
Chapter 21

04:47


Chapter 22
Chapter 22

04:05


Chapter 23
Chapter 23

04:46


Chapter 24
Chapter 24

04:43


Chapter 25
Chapter 25

01:16


Chapter 26
Chapter 26

04:39


Chapter 27
Chapter 27

05:07


Chapter 28
Chapter 28

03:55


Chapter 29
Chapter 29

04:45


Chapter 30
Chapter 30

04:35


Chapter 31
Chapter 31

05:39


Chapter 32
Chapter 32

03:26


Chapter 33
Chapter 33

03:16


Chapter 34
Chapter 34

04:21


Chapter 35
Chapter 35

03:41


Chapter 36
Chapter 36

03:25


Chapter 37
Chapter 37

04:28


Chapter 38
Chapter 38

06:33


Chapter 39
Chapter 39

04:11


Chapter 40
Chapter 40

05:03


Chapter 41
Chapter 41

03:34


Chapter 42
Chapter 42

04:46


Chapter 43
Chapter 43

04:16


Chapter 44
Chapter 44

04:03


Chapter 45
Chapter 45

05:03


Chapter 46
Chapter 46

02:57


Chapter 47
Chapter 47

14:43