General Ticker and Slippery Eel are telling people that if they buy a meal ticket, they will feel no more pain or regret. They will be happy all the time! But Captain Miraculous and the Bound-for-Glory Kid know the truth. It is only Jesus who can make you happy. But the General and Slippery have a plan in place that will destroy these Christian Crusaders. Can Captain Miraculous and the Bound-for-Glory Kid teach the people the true way and bring down General Ticker and Slippery Eel before it's too late?