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Meternity

Meghann Foye

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Description:

Not quite knocked up... Like everyone in New York media, editor Liz Buckley runs on cupcakes, caffeine and cocktails. But at thirty-one, she’s plateaued at Paddy Cakes, a glossy baby magazine that flogs thousand-dollar strollers to entitled, hypercompetitive spawn-havers. Liz has spent years working a gazillion hours a week picking up the slack for coworkers with kids, and she‘s tired of it. So one day when her stress-related nausea is mistaken for morning sickness by her bosses—boom! Liz is promoted to the mommy track. She decides to run with it and plans to use her paid time off to figure out her life: work, love and otherwise. It’ll be her “meternity” leave. By day, Liz rocks a foam-rubber belly under fab maternity outfits. By night, she dumps the bump for karaoke nights and boozy dinners out. But how long can she keep up her charade...and hide it from the guy who might just be The One? As her “due date” approaches, Liz is exhausted—and exhilarated—by the ruse, the guilt and the feelings brought on by a totally fictional belly-tenant…about happiness, success, family and the nature of love.

Language:

English

Narrators:

Luci Christian Bell

Length:

10h 6m


Chapters

Free Sample

01:00

Chapter 1
Chapter 1

00:42


Chapter 2
Chapter 2

30:16


Chapter 3
Chapter 3

13:54


Chapter 4
Chapter 4

12:52


Chapter 5
Chapter 5

20:00


Chapter 6
Chapter 6

23:20


Chapter 7
Chapter 7

15:35


Chapter 8
Chapter 8

32:03


Chapter 9
Chapter 9

12:59


Chapter 10
Chapter 10

10:54


Chapter 11
Chapter 11

09:42


Chapter 12
Chapter 12

23:25


Chapter 13
Chapter 13

40:53


Chapter 14
Chapter 14

17:47


Chapter 15
Chapter 15

16:33


Chapter 16
Chapter 16

15:32


Chapter 17
Chapter 17

13:23


Chapter 18
Chapter 18

19:27


Chapter 19
Chapter 19

16:17


Chapter 20
Chapter 20

17:23


Chapter 21
Chapter 21

15:35


Chapter 22
Chapter 22

14:48


Chapter 23
Chapter 23

16:55


Chapter 24
Chapter 24

21:08


Chapter 25
Chapter 25

26:29


Chapter 26
Chapter 26

29:06


Chapter 27
Chapter 27

38:21


Chapter 28
Chapter 28

22:40


Chapter 29
Chapter 29

08:53


Chapter 30
Chapter 30

23:02


Chapter 31
Chapter 31

15:00


Chapter 32
Chapter 32

07:40


Chapter 33
Chapter 33

03:26


Chapter 34
Chapter 34

00:45