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Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates - And a Thousand Cocktails

Mike Stangle

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Two reckless but lovable all-American bros make a strong case for maturing slowly through their outrageous yet enlightening misadventures across this great country of ours. My brother and I are looking for wedding dates for our cousin's wedding. We've been told by the bride that bringing dates is "mandatory" so we "won't harass all of my friends all night" and "stay under control." Rather than ask some fringe women in our lives to go and face the inevitable 'does this mean he wants to take it to the next level?!' questions, we'd rather bring complete strangers and just figure it out… We're both in our 20s, single, dashingly tall, Anglo-Saxon, respectfully athletic, love to party, completely house trained…love our mother, have seen Love Actually several times…raw, emotional, sensitive, but still bad boys.…You should be attractive or our aunts will judge you, but not TOO attractive or one of our uncles might grope you. Dave and Mike Stangle thought nothing of it when they boozily decided to turn to the "activity partners" section of Craigslist to solicit dates to their cousin's wedding. The hilarious, out-of-this-world ad that they came up with-featuring a picture of the two brothers as centaurs-immediately went viral, eventually landing these Wayfarers-wearing, moped-riding, completely reckless but ultimately loveable bros in the annals of the "Internet famous." In Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates, the Stangle brothers bring their trademark, off-color humor to everything from their most embarrassing adolescent experiences (like getting beat up by a girl on their front lawn...in front of their dad), to the most outrageous predicaments (like tripping on mushrooms with their bulldog, Frank), to proper sexting etiquette, and finally to breaking up a midget bar fight (you have to shoo them away). With the incredible comedic chemistry of Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson in Wedding Crashers and the uncensored honesty of Tucker Max, Mike and Dave insist there's nothing wrong with just seeing where life takes you.

Language:

English

Narrators:

Dave Stangle

Length:

5h 53m


Chapters

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05:00

Chapter 1
Chapter 1

00:30


Chapter 2
Chapter 2

00:47


Chapter 3
Chapter 3

01:14


Chapter 4
Chapter 4

08:31


Chapter 5
Chapter 5

02:51


Chapter 6
Chapter 6

03:46


Chapter 7
Chapter 7

18:22


Chapter 8
Chapter 8

15:00


Chapter 9
Chapter 9

23:33


Chapter 10
Chapter 10

21:48


Chapter 11
Chapter 11

20:10


Chapter 12
Chapter 12

24:33


Chapter 13
Chapter 13

09:34


Chapter 14
Chapter 14

17:40


Chapter 15
Chapter 15

17:29


Chapter 16
Chapter 16

11:42


Chapter 17
Chapter 17

12:24


Chapter 18
Chapter 18

09:45


Chapter 19
Chapter 19

19:17


Chapter 20
Chapter 20

08:24


Chapter 21
Chapter 21

08:55


Chapter 22
Chapter 22

13:14


Chapter 23
Chapter 23

17:08


Chapter 24
Chapter 24

22:41


Chapter 25
Chapter 25

30:14


Chapter 26
Chapter 26

02:51


Chapter 27
Chapter 27

09:53


Chapter 28
Chapter 28

01:00