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Moms Who Drink and Swear - True Tales of Loving My Kids While Losing My Mind-logo

Moms Who Drink and Swear - True Tales of Loving My Kids While Losing My Mind

Nicole Knepper

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If you feel like your kids are killing you, you've come to the right place. Attention all potty-mouthed, cheap-wine-drinking mothers: Prepare to meet your match. Any bad thought you've had about your kids, Nicole Knepper has had worse. Much worse. It's not that she doesn't love her kids. It's that she understands what a mind-f*?% it can be to try to civilize those wild little beasts. Based on her hugely popular Facebook page, "Moms Who Drink and Swear," this book reveals why family dinners are like herpes, how to avoid smashing toys that are being fought over, and the joy of hearing that your son has murdered his imaginary friend. As Nicole rants and raves about caring for children (without crushing their souls), family togetherness (without too many tears), the saving grace of girlfriends (and vodka), and love and marriage (and all the baggage that goes with them), she gets to the heart of what every exasperated mom is thinking, just much funnier.

Language:

English

Length:

9h 9m


Chapters

Free Sample

05:00

Introduction
Introduction

00:27


Chapter 1
Chapter 1

18:59


Chapter 2
Chapter 2

06:20


Chapter 3
Chapter 3

06:01


Chapter 4
Chapter 4

08:04


Chapter 5
Chapter 5

10:17


Chapter 6
Chapter 6

27:54


Chapter 7
Chapter 7

15:36


Chapter 8
Chapter 8

15:12


Chapter 9
Chapter 9

11:05


Chapter 10
Chapter 10

26:32


Chapter 11
Chapter 11

20:19


Chapter 12
Chapter 12

10:29


Chapter 13
Chapter 13

22:14


Chapter 14
Chapter 14

25:07


Chapter 15
Chapter 15

17:20


Chapter 16
Chapter 16

28:42


Chapter 17
Chapter 17

15:23


Chapter 18
Chapter 18

19:30


Chapter 19
Chapter 19

21:49


Chapter 20
Chapter 20

18:39


Chapter 21
Chapter 21

26:15


Chapter 22
Chapter 22

22:14


Chapter 23
Chapter 23

20:07


Chapter 24
Chapter 24

29:02


Chapter 25
Chapter 25

18:39


Chapter 26
Chapter 26

09:47


Chapter 27
Chapter 27

24:36


Chapter 28
Chapter 28

09:31


Chapter 29
Chapter 29

25:01


Chapter 30
Chapter 30

17:00


Chapter 31
Chapter 31

00:56