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Mr. Funny Pants

Michael Showalter

I was at my wit's end. I'd had enough of this job, this life, and my relationship had broken up. Should I eat chocolate, or go to India, or fall in love? Then I had a revelation: Why not do all three, in that order? And so it was that I embarked on a journey that was segmented into three parts and was then made into a major motion picture. Later, I woke up on an airplane with a hole in my face and a really bad hangover. I was ushered brusquely off the plane by my parents who took me to a rehab where I tested positive for coke, classic coke, special k (the drug), Special K (the cereal), mushrooms, pepperoni, and Restless Leg Syndrome. It was there that I first began painting with my feet. Ugh, okay. None of this is true. I'm just kind of a normal guy from New Jersey who moved to New York, got into comedy, wrote this book about trying to write this book, and then moved to Alaska, became the mayor of a small town, spent $30,000 on underwear, and now I'm going to rule the world!!!

I was at my wit's end. I'd had enough of this job, this life, and my relationship had broken up. Should I eat chocolate, or go to India, or fall in love? Then I had a revelation: Why not do all three, in that order? And so it was that I embarked on a journey that was segmented into three parts and was then made into a major motion picture. Later, I woke up on an airplane with a hole in my face and a really bad hangover. I was ushered brusquely off the plane by my parents who took me to a rehab where I tested positive for coke, classic coke, special k (the drug), Special K (the cereal), mushrooms, pepperoni, and Restless Leg Syndrome. It was there that I first began painting with my feet. Ugh, okay. None of this is true. I'm just kind of a normal guy from New Jersey who moved to New York, got into comedy, wrote this book about trying to write this book, and then moved to Alaska, became the mayor of a small town, spent $30,000 on underwear, and now I'm going to rule the world!!!
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I was at my wit's end. I'd had enough of this job, this life, and my relationship had broken up. Should I eat chocolate, or go to India, or fall in love? Then I had a revelation: Why not do all three, in that order? And so it was that I embarked on a journey that was segmented into three parts and was then made into a major motion picture. Later, I woke up on an airplane with a hole in my face and a really bad hangover. I was ushered brusquely off the plane by my parents who took me to a rehab where I tested positive for coke, classic coke, special k (the drug), Special K (the cereal), mushrooms, pepperoni, and Restless Leg Syndrome. It was there that I first began painting with my feet. Ugh, okay. None of this is true. I'm just kind of a normal guy from New Jersey who moved to New York, got into comedy, wrote this book about trying to write this book, and then moved to Alaska, became the mayor of a small town, spent $30,000 on underwear, and now I'm going to rule the world!!!

Language:

English

Length:

6h 31m


Chapters

Chapter 1
Chapter 1

15:56


Chapter 2
Chapter 2

12:28


Chapter 3
Chapter 3

12:32


Chapter 4
Chapter 4

12:45


Chapter 5
Chapter 5

13:24


Chapter 6
Chapter 6

12:28


Chapter 7
Chapter 7

15:46


Chapter 8
Chapter 8

16:20


Chapter 9
Chapter 9

09:49


Chapter 10
Chapter 10

18:04


Chapter 11
Chapter 11

23:49


Chapter 12
Chapter 12

14:42


Chapter 13
Chapter 13

12:15


Chapter 14
Chapter 14

14:27


Chapter 15
Chapter 15

12:59


Chapter 16
Chapter 16

10:48


Chapter 17
Chapter 17

13:22


Chapter 18
Chapter 18

10:31


Chapter 19
Chapter 19

09:25


Chapter 20
Chapter 20

18:33


Chapter 21
Chapter 21

19:18


Chapter 22
Chapter 22

13:07


Chapter 23
Chapter 23

15:32


Chapter 24
Chapter 24

26:19


Chapter 25
Chapter 25

10:46


Chapter 26
Chapter 26

11:17


Chapter 27
Chapter 27

14:27